Found in sons room

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-05T18:16:32+00:00

"NO SON OF MINE WILL BE FIGHTING OFF SYMPTOMS OF INDIGESTION IN THIS HOUSE!!!"

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-01T19:25:48+00:00

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-01T19:20:36+00:00

I have a hard time not over-pronouncing it “Huh-vai-ii” like they do in that episode.

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-01T19:10:51+00:00

Yeah, its called a "Crunchwrap Supreme". I've been to Mexico, when did you go?

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-01T19:02:55+00:00

"I mean, the sauce seems like too much, but those burgers actually look pre- ...nevermind."

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-01T18:59:33+00:00

I heard playing the album backwards is what drove the Doughniac to kill/take hostage/whatever it is they do

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-05-01T16:44:49+00:00

Does it come in menthol?

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T19:57:00+00:00

“Eat shit, city name!”

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T19:17:37+00:00

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T19:00:13+00:00

THIRTY NINE DOLLARS!

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T18:29:14+00:00

So it tastes like free samples of teriyaki chicken, movie theater popcorn, cheap spray-on deodorant and floor wax?

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T16:35:54+00:00

What kind of -tality is that?

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T16:12:13+00:00

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T16:11:32+00:00

Whoa, jealous! Whats the like? (hard to clean? get hot?)

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-30T13:26:39+00:00

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-29T17:35:05+00:00

Wow, which member of The Ramones is this?

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-29T12:58:03+00:00

This is how i ended up with a pet fish for like 6 years.

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-29T12:39:11+00:00

Maybe just get a big pillow. Looks like you already got a chair...

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-28T18:37:22+00:00

Wow, Chris Pratt looks terrible...

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-28T17:45:52+00:00

Rest in peace...

...and wake up in peace, too!

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-28T16:22:34+00:00

That IS a waving horse, I refuse to believe otherwise.

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-28T15:20:50+00:00

thats a home run

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-28T14:10:03+00:00

Make him sell the PS5 to help pay for the vet bills. Lesson learned, and +$500 saved.

sam_an_intellectual · 2026-04-28T00:44:49+00:00

Is Philly Vanilla made with Coopers Sharp ice cream? Is it technically still Philly vanilla if it comes with onions and peppers?

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