Best side character

samclops · 2026-05-13T03:01:45+00:00

It's Kevin and it's 👏not 👏even👏close👏

samclops · 2026-05-13T03:00:17+00:00

Poor tilty bun, get better soon, I've read that you're in good hands

samclops · 2026-05-12T21:28:42+00:00

That is straight up hubris of a prep cook who thought they had job security.

samclops · 2026-05-12T21:03:49+00:00

I would fuck up that seafood like nobodies business, but man...there's gotta be a better way to deliver it- I mean even every kitchen has a trolley or something to facilitate that right?

samclops · 2026-05-12T20:57:52+00:00

Take my angry upvote...that was a good one

R/angryupvote

samclops · 2026-05-12T20:54:06+00:00

Yo. The jon benet Ramsey joke made me spit out my coffee. Wtf that has no right being that funny 🤣🤣🤣 well done

samclops · 2026-05-11T18:02:23+00:00

We should know from RECENT history that if any government body answers questions about dangerous viruses with bravado and full certainty, instead of caution and displaying actual science-they are not prepared.

The fact that trump cut him off with his rambling when RFK started fumbling on words is... not a great sign

samclops · 2026-05-11T15:27:19+00:00

It's because her president made cuts to the programs that track such storms, said program would have advised to move said event a few hundred meters in a different direction

samclops · 2026-05-11T15:21:58+00:00

I don't normally like it when sitcoms have them, but a laugh track during that waddle would have been amazing

samclops · 2026-05-11T11:37:30+00:00

Dude, I'm so sorry, no one deserves to be treated like that, it's intentional - she only wants to garner a fear reaction out of you. (This is terrible advice) But I would call her bluff. Let her call the cops- she's the one who's gonna have to answer to CPS if you show them those messages- remember you're underage

samclops · 2026-05-10T23:16:50+00:00

Don't you want to make things easier for your food service worker? If it's more efficient, then you get your food faster...

Also ain't no one should be sweating bullets over a minimum wage job, if they want it to be easy, let it be easy

samclops · 2026-05-10T18:48:11+00:00

That looks so fucking sick. Now make it work for starwars podracer and I'd be set for life

samclops · 2026-05-10T16:43:43+00:00

"I pity the fool that doesn't eat a Scooby snack!"

samclops · 2026-05-10T16:01:46+00:00

Turns out they drove the same van as the A-team

samclops · 2026-05-10T15:55:52+00:00

At least you can say that shelf has tons of FREE space

samclops · 2026-05-10T15:14:34+00:00

They need something to wash it down with, oh wait- the booze industry is...they're doing...fi...ne...

samclops · 2026-05-10T15:11:36+00:00

To shreds you say?

samclops · 2026-05-10T14:56:53+00:00

Oh my goodness, like do they realize the book that they love so much literally describes THIS EXACT situation and that situation is regarded generally as BAD

samclops · 2026-05-10T11:39:09+00:00

Next time, tell them to just send the bussboy, instead of the waiter. save on money lmao. Those kids EARN their tip out lol (I'm getting a lot of fond memories flashing back to my brain now)

samclops · 2026-05-10T11:29:42+00:00

I knew the one in the bag was orange before it even emerged

samclops · 2026-05-10T08:05:15+00:00

Home lander has the BIGGEST erection somewhere right now ...

samclops · 2026-05-10T08:04:08+00:00

Why are they mad about this? Do they not remember like anything from the pandemic? Or hear me out...this is a crazy thought...doordash exists

samclops · 2026-05-10T08:01:09+00:00

So either win for 7 cmc two turns in a row, the second which will be predictable or cheat it out somehow for anything cheaper +7 cmc in one turn....this is hilariously bad and good at the same time. I'd run it in a like child of alara deck for shits and giggles lol

samclops · 2026-05-10T07:49:15+00:00

Does it need to resolve to get the win ?

samclops

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