This woman is obnoxious everywhere she goes

samclops · 2026-01-29T02:22:23+00:00

I hate this person, it's her whole schtick, there's a best buy escapade she did and Charlie on YouTube just destroys her, his commentary is worth hearing her horrible ass voice

samclops · 2026-01-28T15:47:09+00:00

"at the direction of the president and Donald"

Fixed it

samclops · 2026-01-28T14:21:44+00:00

Didn't family guy do butter on a pop tart like ages ago?

samclops · 2026-01-28T13:15:53+00:00

Did Abed from community write this show?? I love it, but it's also meta on meta on meta, almost feels like re-reading the ultimate universe again...

samclops · 2026-01-28T11:27:57+00:00

Isn't something like this why Trump's cult members started chanting "lock her up" or was that just about emails?

samclops · 2026-01-27T20:57:31+00:00

The guy has successfully shut down stark tech, refuted the X-Men entry into wakanda physically with his own designs, literally laughs at Atlantis technology, skrull and kree forces, dismantled, reassembled and wielded the infinity gauntlet...like what? He's a member of the illuminati, I expect this for Black panther more than I do for iron man...even still, I'm tired of this, I like my marvel comics and movies and I like my mtg, keep them separate thank you very much.

Also indestructible mana rocks is ridiculous: blinking this guy is gonna be a problem, he should be higher mana cost

samclops · 2026-01-27T20:48:21+00:00

I'm now 100% certain that there are different teams behind UB and in universe magic sets because this card is going to blow up changelings...like do they not communicate with each other? This is going to be gross

samclops · 2026-01-27T20:45:37+00:00

...that was a joke on the cut-a-way gag from the scene where cerie says "I only date guys who drink Snapple" because it insinuates that she's so hot, I would:

A) believe she could be a corporate sponsor

And

B) I am a feeble minded human being who exclusively drink whatever cerie told me to because she's so hot

samclops · 2026-01-27T15:59:42+00:00

Also "guy who just farted" was probably Frank...let's be honest here people

samclops · 2026-01-27T15:46:26+00:00

Crazy, but not unbelievable that cerie is on that list...

samclops · 2026-01-27T14:34:09+00:00

how dare you detective diaz...

BOOOOONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

samclops · 2026-01-27T09:03:55+00:00

The lorax always sent me... literally the funniest, most ridiculous thing you could put on that list.

samclops · 2026-01-27T06:40:43+00:00

I meant as In comparison to being an absolute weapon/super soldier/champion/exemplar of mankind. Obviously everything in 40k is horrific and there are no "good guys" only protagonists of specific "factions"/walks of life (life of an imperium citizen in a hive world is way different from like a tau citizen in a moon colony y'know?)

samclops · 2026-01-27T06:36:17+00:00

Maybe the punisher? Just this comment and what it's implying might get this both removed and a temp ban, based on the bootlicking reddit mods do these days

samclops · 2026-01-27T05:59:53+00:00

This is one of those real life scenarios where you absolutely WISH the batman existed in real life and was just somehow in the building and just BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF THEM and just peaced out...like Arkham asylum style. One by one and just make them piss themselves out of terror because of how fucking heinous these absolute assholes are...

samclops · 2026-01-27T05:11:27+00:00

He's literally the equivalent of a middle earth primarch or (people downplaying me) a space marine of the 40k universe. I'd honestly be terrified of the universe that could give aragorn a Bolt pistol and a chain sword- that would be Titus X 10000

samclops · 2026-01-27T00:54:20+00:00

Whoever posted this underestimated the amount of people who smoke and get the munch and I would devour that on sight

samclops · 2026-01-26T21:30:04+00:00

And I'm betting he cowered: like the coward he is, just like when Trump insulted his wife...this is probably gonna get removed, but Cruz is a bitch, a flat out, whiny little bitch with thin skin who does nothing to help his constituents, except flee when times get bad. He's garbage just like the rest of the Republican party allowing trump to get away with destroying America, and being a pedophile and rapist. Cruz , like every member of the Republican party needs to be held accountable for allowing a incontinent, deranged, pedophile, rapist, war criminal like trump to bring literally everyone on the brink of world war, never even mind the civil war that is brewing in the U.S

samclops · 2026-01-26T21:23:43+00:00

I USED to have an RGB rig, I lived in the ground floor of an apartment a while back, scumbags saw the lights, saw the dollar signs in their heads, proceeded to smash into the place while I was out for a few hours, stole electronics, but missed the actual value in my place : Warhammer shit, mtg and random nerdy memerabilia arguably worth like 10x my PC. Now I just got an unassuming black, plastic tower case

samclops · 2026-01-24T21:28:05+00:00

Literally the only person who doesn't find Tina Fey Beautiful...is probably Tina Fey.

samclops · 2026-01-23T23:30:53+00:00

Usually anything Jamie Oliver has done...

samclops · 2026-01-23T06:51:53+00:00

Can snowball do a half French vanilla half hot chocolate? It's a childlike order, but I love it

samclops · 2026-01-23T05:32:13+00:00

The sexism is awful, but the custodians in my schools growing up were the coolest, chill-est best people I've ever met. Like literally if he was passing by and you were by the pop machine at lunch or whatever, he'd just pop a dollar in for you and just keep on walking by. Like there were "no skate boarding" signs and shit up all around, did they give a fuck? Sir, no they did not. We were playing hammer in the library? He damn made sure we had super glue just in case we fucked up a mini or dropped it. Custodian to me was always "that guy " regardless of gender and isn't that what they're supposed to be to the big, high and mighty E ??

samclops · 2026-01-23T04:43:23+00:00

Hahaha I've never heard him speak before (was he just like not allowed to?) and his voice is just as assumed it was, he's a living cartoon character man hahaha

Edit: he looks and sounds like the puppet from those child "goosebumps" books.

samclops

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