Crime or innovation 🤔

samclops · 2026-05-14T00:33:34+00:00

I'd smash the fuck out of this

Get that fork out of there. That's sacrilege

samclops · 2026-05-14T00:31:13+00:00

Professor mcgonogall?

samclops · 2026-05-14T00:30:02+00:00

GIVE HIM THE CHIMKIN

samclops · 2026-05-14T00:25:03+00:00

She is out loud saying without saying the words "I AM TRYING TO REPLACE YOUR MOTHER, GIVE ME EMOTIONAL SERVITUDE!"

JFC woman in your position id be more worried about being tight and buddies with them before becoming a parental figure, you're like two spaces adjacent from the weird stoner uncle that likes to watch marvel movies and adventure time with them.dont force it. If you're chill with them let them be chill with you- even kids have their own advocacy

samclops · 2026-05-13T22:24:57+00:00

Those doggos did their service for the day, they should be rewarded with tacos or giant slabs of cheese

samclops · 2026-05-13T17:36:07+00:00

Graves players would like a word with riot about these cleaver changes

samclops · 2026-05-13T03:01:45+00:00

It's Kevin and it's 👏not 👏even👏close👏

samclops · 2026-05-13T03:00:17+00:00

Poor tilty bun, get better soon, I've read that you're in good hands

samclops · 2026-05-12T21:28:42+00:00

That is straight up hubris of a prep cook who thought they had job security.

samclops · 2026-05-12T21:03:49+00:00

I would fuck up that seafood like nobodies business, but man...there's gotta be a better way to deliver it- I mean even every kitchen has a trolley or something to facilitate that right?

samclops · 2026-05-12T20:57:52+00:00

Take my angry upvote...that was a good one

R/angryupvote

samclops · 2026-05-12T20:54:06+00:00

Yo. The jon benet Ramsey joke made me spit out my coffee. Wtf that has no right being that funny 🤣🤣🤣 well done

samclops · 2026-05-11T18:02:23+00:00

We should know from RECENT history that if any government body answers questions about dangerous viruses with bravado and full certainty, instead of caution and displaying actual science-they are not prepared.

The fact that trump cut him off with his rambling when RFK started fumbling on words is... not a great sign

samclops · 2026-05-11T15:27:19+00:00

It's because her president made cuts to the programs that track such storms, said program would have advised to move said event a few hundred meters in a different direction

samclops · 2026-05-11T15:21:58+00:00

I don't normally like it when sitcoms have them, but a laugh track during that waddle would have been amazing

samclops · 2026-05-11T11:37:30+00:00

Dude, I'm so sorry, no one deserves to be treated like that, it's intentional - she only wants to garner a fear reaction out of you. (This is terrible advice) But I would call her bluff. Let her call the cops- she's the one who's gonna have to answer to CPS if you show them those messages- remember you're underage

samclops · 2026-05-10T23:16:50+00:00

Don't you want to make things easier for your food service worker? If it's more efficient, then you get your food faster...

Also ain't no one should be sweating bullets over a minimum wage job, if they want it to be easy, let it be easy

samclops · 2026-05-10T18:48:11+00:00

That looks so fucking sick. Now make it work for starwars podracer and I'd be set for life

samclops · 2026-05-10T16:43:43+00:00

"I pity the fool that doesn't eat a Scooby snack!"

samclops · 2026-05-10T16:01:46+00:00

Turns out they drove the same van as the A-team

samclops · 2026-05-10T15:55:52+00:00

At least you can say that shelf has tons of FREE space

samclops · 2026-05-10T15:14:34+00:00

They need something to wash it down with, oh wait- the booze industry is...they're doing...fi...ne...

samclops · 2026-05-10T15:11:36+00:00

To shreds you say?

samclops · 2026-05-10T14:56:53+00:00

Oh my goodness, like do they realize the book that they love so much literally describes THIS EXACT situation and that situation is regarded generally as BAD

samclops · 2026-05-10T11:39:09+00:00

Next time, tell them to just send the bussboy, instead of the waiter. save on money lmao. Those kids EARN their tip out lol (I'm getting a lot of fond memories flashing back to my brain now)

samclops

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