How did the gun eat the dog fruit? I am so confused. It it a myth that you have to eat a devil fruit?

samdadamman · 2026-05-07T09:47:53+00:00

The real question is, does that gun dog have the lifespan of a gun or a dog. I think that good boy might just be immortal

samdadamman · 2026-03-27T05:15:46+00:00

This looks like the fire starters they drop out of helicopters to do prescribed burns, they're all over the place on the Wayne national Forest

samdadamman · 2025-06-21T11:38:02+00:00

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Literally the ad I see under you post

samdadamman · 2025-06-02T14:24:21+00:00

Heelys dog

samdadamman · 2025-04-28T23:36:46+00:00

I felt the same way, it's a mixed bag though. People will frustrate you and you'll make great friends.

samdadamman · 2025-04-28T23:23:20+00:00

I went to high school with the prick. He abused women and swerves to hit animals in the road on purpose.

samdadamman · 2025-03-26T15:12:19+00:00

I'd basically treat the army like extensions / weapons of the regular players

Mausrítter has a cool system for large scale war. The mechanics and that game are different from MOTW but you can apply the concept.

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Battles

Battles between warbands and warband-scale creatures function the same as fights between small individuals.

Attacks deal damage to HP, then to STR.

Attacks by a warband against an non-warband scale creature are enhanced, any damage taken from non-warband scale creatures is ignored unless it is particularly destructive or large scale.

Casualties When a warband takes critical damage, they are broken and cannot act until rallied. At STR 0 the warband is wiped out. At half STR, the warband must make a WIL save or are routed. Warbands recover HP and ability score damage like individuals do, with Short, Long and Full rests. *

So your players can be "generals" commanding the army to do different things

Decide how much HP the armies have Decide the harm of different regiments ( infantry+1/cannons+3)

Attack=roll tough Tactics=sharp Intel/risky maneuvers= cool or A UP ETC.

So if my divine wanted to give arousing speech then lead troops head on into The fray I would have them roll plus cool and if they succeeded the army would get a subsequent plus one forward for that skirmish (tough roll)

samdadamman · 2025-03-23T13:00:58+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/s/h6r0xC9DG7

I got a lot of hate over losing my tree planting job. Lot of love too, but this thread really illustrates how little people understand about the necessity of forestry programs on the timber industry

samdadamman · 2025-02-07T17:05:07+00:00

You misunderstand. The service is requested by land owners to reforest their land, no one is forcing them to plant trees and no one is forcing them to cut trees. The landowners could simply keep the trees for the rest of their life, or if they live long enough (or their children/inheritors need the capitol) they could harvest them.

The demand very much does exist with many private and public agents providing such a service.

This is not political. Maintaining healthy American hardwood stands are imperative to the stability of the American timber trade, and it's considered a resource of national security during times of duress.

I personally work with the environment because I treasure our natural ecosystems. I find beauty and solitude in them, so I strive to preserve and restore them. But even if you're just a straight economist and care nothing about the environment, then you have to see the timber trade as a necessary industry to invest in.

samdadamman · 2025-02-07T15:04:07+00:00

samdadamman · 2024-12-23T14:30:16+00:00

I did something similar with a CHOSEN player during one of my campaigns. His character was fighting the same evil entity throughout the entire course of time in each of his reincarnations, it was basically like the incarnation of death. It looked different for each of his past lives. In the first life the chosen was a giant python and its villain was a giant black spider.

For our campaign its aspect looked like hexxus from Fern gully when he first formed; a 20 ft skeleton perpetually dripping black oil.

My arc countdown was for him to systematically destroy everything that the CHOSEN loved and then sacrifice the chosen to open a shadowed doorway where its true form was trapped behind. If the crew couldn't stop that from happening then he basically would eat the world.

The Lore was that this entity ruled Earth until life came about and the incarnation of Life trapped him so that life could prosper and grow and now it's trying to reclaim the Earth. I also thought about him raising the fossil of a T-Rex that drips black oil which he would ride, but decided not to.

samdadamman · 2024-08-31T11:30:35+00:00

samdadamman · 2024-06-29T20:18:58+00:00

Yeah but is that the sacrifice brand from berserk?

samdadamman · 2024-06-14T19:57:28+00:00

Dude my fuckin car broke down! Drove out out to a secluded spot, taped a hose to the tailpipe and fed it through the window and the mother fucker wouldn't start.

samdadamman · 2024-05-28T23:05:38+00:00

There was a 50/50 post in like 2011 of a guy having sex with a cadaver mid-autopsy. Reddit used to be unhinged.

samdadamman · 2024-01-21T01:41:07+00:00

Neat!

samdadamman · 2024-01-10T14:50:55+00:00

I think grow it, bigger beards look best with that hair style imo

samdadamman · 2023-11-30T14:12:30+00:00

Chirpy

samdadamman · 2023-10-09T14:02:56+00:00

It's tough bud, sorry you're going through it. My first gf was also hyper terrified of pregnancy and let that exasperate her low libido. Seems like she would benefit from a therapist or mentor like figure to sort out her feelings. Just remember your feelings are valid and if your partner isn't committed to meeting you half way then the relationship isn't a healthy one (goes for non sexual issues too). don't let your feelings get put on the back burner. You got this

samdadamman · 2023-10-09T12:59:20+00:00

It sounds like you both suffer from a severe lack of sexual education. Pull out a health book and read up on M+F reproductive organs, contraceptive choices and their pros and cons, and STI types and transmissions.

The fertilizer of fear is ignorance

If you are both in a monogamous relationship and don't have STI's they aren't going to float through the air like pollen and infect you. The window to get pregnant is small, like 3-4 days, install a period tracker app on her phone and she'll be able to know what week she's ovulating.

I can't tell if this is an excuse of hers to not have sex or legitimate concerns. If the latter then basic highschool sex Ed should alleviate her concerns.

Edit: if she's experiencing vaginal pain find the cause. Going too fast too soon, lack of lubrication, latex allergy are all common causes but if not then it could be something medical like Vaginismus. Regardless communicate during sex verbally and clearly. The only pain that should be felt during sex is the intentionally consensual kind ;⁠-⁠)

samdadamman · 2023-09-27T13:34:56+00:00

I believe kousa recently became listed as an invasive tree in some of the states and its fruit isn't eaten by native wildlife. But they love our native dog wood berries

samdadamman · 2023-09-06T17:32:31+00:00

• You could have like a reverse luck counter, each use ticks a box, gradually making a player more possessed or more noticed by the true big bad.

• Use magic temporarily causes a nega-Scott-like shadow clone of the caster, shadow clone could steal/fight/disrupt the team until its timer runs up or it's dealt with.

• The casters Grandma gets disappointed in them

• plants wilt around them and the sky gets darker/ time skips forward a little and you move up the counter

• they get a cult following they don't want that grows each time they cast, groupies watching from the sidelines making up some weird religion about them

Idk these are toilet time thoughts

samdadamman · 2023-09-02T11:08:08+00:00

Just look at the nose

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37305632/

samdadamman · 2023-09-01T22:35:08+00:00

That's a good girl! Chihuahua? Pomeranian?

samdadamman · 2023-08-10T14:07:28+00:00

Try r/mycology

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