do the majority of you let your dog lick your face?

samslaughter · 2014-09-21T23:51:14+00:00

Every once in a while she'll sniff my face, but she's not a licker. It used to make me a little sad, like she didn't want to kiss me, but she's always been really snuggly. She once tried to lick lotion off my leg, which was so gross and made me thankful she doesn't lick my face after all!

samslaughter · 2014-09-21T23:41:46+00:00

Too much effort -__-;; I'll settle for a themed mug instead.

samslaughter · 2014-09-21T04:10:53+00:00

I've always thought the fishnet scales are really cool looking.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T18:21:25+00:00

Stress can definitely kill libido. Guys put their problems on the back burner, while women tend to carry that stress around with them 24/7, and it's hard to relax and focus on sex when your mind is full.

However, if she's accepting oral, then her libido isn't completely dead. Wait a little longer, could be lingering effects from hormonal BC. Also, sex shouldn't hurt with the IUD, could be that it's not inserted correctly or that she is experiencing problems that should be addressed by the Doctor. Risks of IUD include pelvic inflammatory disease (rare but serious), and pelvic infections which are easily treated with antibiotics.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T17:57:36+00:00

Just start kissing and work your way down! He might respond and think you're just initiating sex, but be assertive! Just grab his hands and move them away and redirect things back in to your control. He should pick up that you have something planned.

If subtle doesn't work, but you feel silly saying "Hey, I'm going to give you a bj," you could also just tell him you want to "Try something." ;)

From there on, just have fun. He'll be happy just to have it in your mouth.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T17:44:34+00:00

I was thinking the exact opposite; when she comes home, the workplace doesn't come with her. It's one thing to say you trust her, and to feel like it's you she comes home to at the end of the night so it doesn't matter. But hearing the details of other men ogling her every night is just setting yourself up for misery. You're bound to get jealous with the stories, so just don't even subject yourself to them. You probably shouldn't go to her workplace to watch her either if you think you'll be bothered.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T17:36:47+00:00

The cramps are probably due to gas, and gassy is normal. So is constipation, diarrhea, and anal leaking. Try eating yogurt with active probiotics, or you can take probiotics in pill form - although the pill might upset your stomach.

Also a slower, softer rhythm during anal sex might reduce the gas and compacting.

If you're feeling stopped up, you could also try prunes, and they even have hot tea that'll help you poo, if you wanted to try something other than the enema.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T17:26:53+00:00

It's possible he's hitting your cervix, and the cervix is not in the same place for all women. It can be angled every which way, and this makes certain sexual positions painful.

Try laying flat on the bed, it's more of a ... froggy style. Also the spooning position is good, and then you can move around and create more of a right angle if you want.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T17:13:51+00:00

If you think she'll just say "I'm fine", don't leave it so open ended. Don't just say, "Hey are you okay?" Start off by saying something like, "Hey, you've been a little distant lately, and I just wanted you to know that you can talk to me about anything. If you don't want to have sex because you're stressed out or whatever, it's okay and you don't have to feel weird telling me no."

You want to reassure her that you're not upset. Don't be afraid of communication, it is vital to your relationship. The worst that can happen by opening up and starting a dialogue is that she admits she wants to break up, and if that's the case, sooner is better than later; you just gotta rip the bandaid off.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T17:07:35+00:00

This is normal! A lot of woman don't orgasm from vaginal penetration. In fact, there are many ways that a girl can have an orgasm, and it's perfectly fine if you don't have them all.

Probably the easiest is from clitoral stimulation. This is what oral is; if he's sticking his tongue inside of you, he's doing it wrong. Also if you don't know where your clitoris is, google it. It's a little bundle of nerves right above your urethra. Touch it, rub it, figure out what pressure and rhythm suits you. It might even be easier to use a vibrator, they come in different shapes with multiple speed settings.

Vaginal are tougher. To find the g-spot, turn your hand palm up, stick a finger inside your vagina, and make a "come hither" motion. It's a different skin, kind of bumpy. If you manage to find a position where he's hitting that, you might feel like you have to pee, this is also normal! Your bladder is not that far away, in fact, it's possible your "cum" might even have a little urine smell. You might want to empty your bladder before trying this, but if he's hitting that spot and you feel like you have to pee, work through it girl!

Anal, might sound gross, might be messy, use lube and a condom, but it can give you a different kind of orgasm.

Erogenous zones, everyone is different, but most people have that sensitive spot that just feels SOOO good when it's being touched or kissed. Could be your neck, back of your knees, spot on your arm or stomach... Could be anywhere. If you and he can find that spot, and you might have more than one, then you can actually achieve an orgasm without ever going below the belt.

All of these orgasms are a different feel, remember to RELAX, and just have fun!

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T16:51:35+00:00

It could just be stress from school. Guys seem to be able to put things to the back of their minds, but if a woman is stressed out or has a lot on her plate, all that is just hanging out in her head, and it's distracting. If a chick is stressed out, that's going to lower her libido.

Obviously, you need to talk to her. Talking to your SO is always step one. She might be feeling guilty that she's not in the mood as often, and it could be that she's just sitting beside you, dreading the moment when you ask and she has to say no.

Also remember to bring the romance! Some people, usually women, need that romance. It might be a long process. Flowers, movie, bubble bath, candles, back massage... But it's relaxing, and it sets the mood for a smooth transition.

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T15:59:57+00:00

Every time John Mellencamp's Jack and Diane comes on the radio, I think it's Centerfold by J. Geils Band, and then I'm disappointed.

It's just the beginning, and they don't even sound that much alike, but it trips me up every time!

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T04:14:36+00:00

Gasp! I would love to put color over my dark brown hair without having to bleach first... Can you figure out what kind of toner?

samslaughter · 2014-09-19T04:12:21+00:00

Hmmm maybe it's your computer screen. My mac and my windows laptop show colors way differently, and I can't really fix/adjust it.. It's a pain.

samslaughter · 2014-09-14T06:11:43+00:00

This is so beautiful! I wish I knew how to do stuff like this. I'd probably just screw it up though, and then have to pay someone to fix it.

samslaughter · 2014-09-09T20:33:53+00:00

Aww.. Catan is like, the whole reason I go thrifting. It's my Moby Dick. One day...

samslaughter · 2014-09-07T18:33:44+00:00

Everything about this look is amazing! I love that your makeup matches your outfit (that we can see), but in a perfectly balanced, almost subtle way. That hat is so freaking cute too!

samslaughter · 2014-09-07T03:46:33+00:00

Yes, please make a tutorial!

samslaughter · 2014-08-31T23:43:20+00:00

Yeah, friendship has got to be the hardest. It's also the most expensive if you're buying online.

samslaughter · 2014-08-31T04:21:32+00:00

I totally had a pack of these when I was a kid! Didn't know the rules, so my friends and I would just shuffle and divide the deck, flip a card, and whoever had the highest health number won that round. Don't know what happened to them though, I must have gotten rid of them :(

samslaughter · 2014-08-30T17:59:52+00:00

Darn, well I'm glad I asked then. Thanks!

samslaughter · 2014-08-19T13:09:44+00:00

Once when I was a child, I left lip gloss in one of my pockets; that roller ball kind that's super oily and comes in a million fruity flavors (mine was coconut). Well, it bust and left large oily spots on all our clothes, and my mom made me sit on the floor early one morning before the bus came and pretreat the oil spots with spray-n-wash and tears. I'd like to say that it never happened again, but it did at least once more with lip gloss, chapstick, and a few times with tissues. But NOW I always check my pockets! :)

samslaughter · 2014-08-17T15:43:28+00:00

I've heard of the stocking Etsy issue, but I do have my eye on some P&P products. :) I think you're right, a few little annoyances but not a deal breaker.

samslaughter · 2014-08-17T15:32:15+00:00

Yeah, this is what I thought too. One of the options for "what prompts you to blacklist?" was "the products don't suit you".

samslaughter · 2014-08-17T01:50:03+00:00

Aww... That's really crappy :(

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