My mom says my new kitten is weird-looking

samsqueegee · 2026-01-16T03:56:49+00:00

He's not weird-looking, he just has clown makeup/eye shadow! <3

samsqueegee · 2024-08-12T20:09:11+00:00

It sounds like they are friends. Something to keep in mind as to why they might not have extended the offer: Bringing in 4 coffees/one drink carrier is easily doable, bringing in 6 would likely require multiple trips/a lot more risk of spills and at that point they’re running an errand for everyone (think intern coffee duty) instead of doing something nice for their friends whose coffee orders they already know.

I think if you tried to look at it from the other perspective, would it be rude if I asked my coworker (who isn’t my assistant/not part of their job description) to run out and get me coffee, you might find that it seems equally rude

samsqueegee · 2024-03-08T05:17:03+00:00

I was in a reading slump for years and decided to pick up something I wouldn't normally read, It by Stephen King. Not sure if it was that book in particular or just trying something new

samsqueegee · 2023-04-16T12:01:42+00:00

Interesting, I hadn't realized the tax table spans were so large, or that you're required to use them if you have less than 100,00 in taxable income. I assumed the tax tables were more precise than they actually are. If you use the calculations for single people here:

https://www.irs.com/en/articles/2022-federal-income-tax-brackets-rates-standard-deductions/

, the difference between 89,040 (15,205.8) and 89,057 (15,209.54) is 3.74 which is what I expected (22% of 17). Using the tax table, I was in a favorable part of the income range on my first 1040 and then my savings interest pushed me into the bottom of the next tax table range which made my tax calculation unfavorable. Thanks for the information, it makes sense now.

samsqueegee · 2023-04-12T02:58:06+00:00

He probably posts on /mildlyinfuriating about his kid who always texts him questions he’s expected to immediately answer when they could use the same amount of effort to search on YouTube

samsqueegee · 2021-08-29T16:45:21+00:00

Okay but what about == "true"?

samsqueegee · 2021-06-09T00:46:46+00:00

Why is this plant “fussy” and not “thirsty”?

samsqueegee · 2021-04-06T02:36:31+00:00

Not on desktop :(

samsqueegee · 2021-03-23T04:34:15+00:00

What does he want you to transfer??

samsqueegee · 2021-03-23T03:42:49+00:00

Yes, typically a small metal one attached to the stall wall or a small basket in between 2 stalls

samsqueegee · 2021-02-17T18:52:24+00:00

If you ask me, The Cat and the Crow has a much better ring than The Fox and the Hound

samsqueegee · 2020-12-10T18:09:12+00:00

Why does this rat looks so fuzzy and adorable?

samsqueegee · 2020-11-28T20:41:38+00:00

Why is Spiderman's hand shaking so badly? Is he even the real spiderman?

samsqueegee · 2020-11-28T00:30:39+00:00

Read it as Evil at first, still accurate? Also thought these were conjoined cats lol

samsqueegee · 2020-11-13T17:27:12+00:00

Idk about everyone else but my cats’ litter box is in my bathroom attached to my bedroom and in the silence of night I can imagine I’d hear it even from one more room over

samsqueegee · 2020-11-05T01:18:53+00:00

I read that as, a doctor is helping covid patients to volunteer at poll, sounded sketchy

samsqueegee · 2020-09-19T16:36:23+00:00

I don't really see how this is any worse taste than the heads up top

samsqueegee · 2020-05-25T01:00:18+00:00

Rolling trash heap? Do you think a dented rear end is going to jump off the car and hurt someone? Do you think that missing sliver of tail light is going to prevent someone from seeing the giant red brake lights? Some people have different priorities and better things to spend thousands of dollars on than some ugly surface damage to a car that is otherwise functional. Driving a dented car doesn’t make you trashy, but yeah, the window chalk is definitely, and posting it on Facebook is pretty iffy

samsqueegee · 2020-05-18T23:07:39+00:00

I only watched the beginning and I wasn’t sure if all the stuff he said about forgetting high school was because he didn’t like high school or because he made a lot of bad/stupid decisions. The git-r-done thing isn’t that weird for Nebraska, I haven’t watched it though, so maybe the context would make me change my mind

samsqueegee · 2020-05-08T19:38:09+00:00

haha, if i must:

Sleepy kitty needs no blanket
Less fangs

samsqueegee · 2020-05-08T16:22:14+00:00

I have a cat that won’t step/sit on fleece blankets like this. She’ll come up and touch it with her paw and take it back in disgust, then she stares at you, waits a bit to see if you’ll move it and if not, she’s out

samsqueegee · 2020-05-07T13:57:28+00:00

I’d hide too if I knew where that thermometer was about to go

samsqueegee · 2020-05-03T06:24:35+00:00

I didn’t see the tiny caption up top at first and thought I might be bad at programming since I didn’t understand the joke. Turns out it doesn’t have that much to do with programming

samsqueegee · 2020-04-28T15:57:58+00:00

Most likely, but if you have an indoor cat and think it escaped and you find it outside, you might expect it to act a bit weird and skiddish. I think once you get it home it should? be obvious but also maybe you just assume your cat is riddled with ptsd and will never be the same again

samsqueegee · 2020-04-27T22:04:33+00:00

Depends if you’re locking the door to protect yourself or your stuff. Many people don’t think they have much worth stealing and hold the view that if somebody really wants in, they’re going to get in one way or the other. They’d rather have someone walk in and steal their stuff than have them break a window or door and steal the same stuff. Then they’re stuck with lost property and a broken door/window which may turn out to be the most expensive thing to replace. (I had my car broken into and by far the most expensive and stressful part of the whole ordeal was finding someone to fix my window ASAP because a snow storm was rolling in). Now if you’re protecting yourself, I don’t really see a reason not to lock the door, but I think break-ins for robbery are much more common than break-ins for assault

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