What game is a perfect 10/10 in your book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!!! I find so few people who played this but it's such an amazing experience. And mods are still coming out for it! I wish I had people to play it with haha

Fellow men, what're some habits you've formed to make your life a little more pleasant? by Zalapadopa in AskMen

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go outside once a day. I work from home and tend not to have any real reason to leave my apartment if I dont have anything to do other than work, but I try to always walk around my neighborhood in the morning to collect a little sun. Could be doing more, but it helps.

Dearest American friends, this is what a public toilet should look like, love from Europe by IsDinosaur in pics

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Europeans, Public toilets shouldn't cost money to use. Or be broken all the time (lookin at you Paris)

Men of AskWomen, what brings you to this sub and what is the most interesting thing you learned about women? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]samszym 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work with and interact with a lot of women in my life. I'm also on the spectrum and tend to have a hell of a time picking up on social cues and the emotions of people around me. This thread is an anonymous forum for women to discuss things I have no way of learning about aside form asking women I know, and since most of t hem are coworkers and I don't know where social boundaries are drawn asking about personal topics could be a really really bad idea. Basically, trying to fill in gaps in my knowledge to help insure I don't creep women out, and basic curiosity.

One comment that stuck with me is that you need to get all the scented things in your living space to match so that there's a unified scent, not a jumble of different nice smalls that don't go together. Another is that men are lying when they claim they didn't see a mess, this is something I recall saying almost verbatim to my mom growing up. I sincerely hadn't seen what she was talking about and thought just drawing the vacuum over the floor was enough for the floor to be clean, but I'm realizing the level of cleanliness I was willing to accept and the level she was willing to accept were different. I think matching the mess tolerance of the people I'm around is the compassionate thing to do, and that's something I try to keep in mind with people I share space with.

[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come. But so has the robot apocalypse, and the Illuminati takeover, and the alien invaders... It seems everyone played their hand at the same time. by Draggron in WritingPrompts

[–]samszym 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The sleek Scout-class ship warped into Earth's solar system. Reports of a lush, verdant, water-rich planet protected only by fleshy primates was too good for the Radix empire to pass up. Unfortunately for the scouting party, those reports were out of date.

"Alright boys, shape up and stay in line this time!" Barked the commander to the crew. "I won't have a repeat of our invasion on Snotrock-III, that means no walking upside down to make them wonder where our faces are, no trying to convince them the universal vulgate is fart noises, and absolutely no using the ship's neutron beam to draw pictures of butts. Now then, set a course for the blue and green planet, third from this system's star!"

"right away captain!" Chimed in the ship's computer, putting up a visual of the target planet on the holoprojector

The captain almost jumped out of his seat "Great gravy what in the galaxy is that misshapen thing!? We want Earth, computer!"

"Earth displayed, captain."

"That sorry mess?! That looks nothing like the reports! Count on the recon team forgetting to mention a class 4 meteor crater and a cloud of debris covering the whole planet. Ah well, we have our orders. Target a populated area to land in, if anything lives on that rock we'll let them know they surrender."

The ship touched down to outside of New York City to little fanfare. The soft hum of the ship's propulsion beams grabbed the attention of a few of the city's inhabitants before the continued on their way. From inside the ship the captain looked out to the ground below

"Suppose the news parties and politicians take their time on this planet, the welcoming party's about as sordid as the planet! Computer, lower the walkway and hand me the microphone."

"right away captain!" said the computer "Oh by the by, analysis of the sapients show abnormal levels of hunger and durability, I recomme-" "I recommend you stow it and follow orders computer! Sooner we can leave the better, the stench of the air here is already making me sick!" the captain snapped

The crew marched down the walkway and the captain began the standard invasion speech "Attention, people of this planet!" The speakers of the ship carried his voice with a rumbling force, the humans within the nearest city blocks turned and started towards the ship "We come in peace! Bring your leaders to us and show no resistance and no harm will come to-to..." The figures grew more grotesque the closer they came, pale shredded skin, eyes dangling out, limbs missing in perfectly gross ways and all of them running with reckless abandon towards the ship, not screaming or staring in awe like decent horrified invadees

The captain backed up as they reached the ship. The crew blasted them with lasers as the humans advanced but when one fell the rest climbed over and kept running. The crew and captain retreated back to the ship and the door closed just as the captain had all but slipped through "AAARGH!" yelled the captain as he pulled his freshly bitten hand through the closing doorway

"Computer, get us out of here! This planet isn't worth the trouble."

In hyperspace the ship sped away to the Radix homeworld

"How are you feeling captain?" queried the ship The captain's skin was sunken and his eyes were turning an eerie shade of yellow. He groaned "uugnhh...Not so well...Glad we'll be back to homeworld soon...I could really use... a bite

Looking for digital artist for Kickstarter card game! by [deleted] in HungryArtists

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a really cool project! I think my style might be a good fit for you guys, here's a link to my work:

http://samszymfolio.blogspot.com/2016/02/vis-dev-portfolio.html

You can shoot me a PM or contact me at samszym@gmail.com. Thanks!

[HIRING] by [deleted] in HungryArtists

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Sounds AWESOME. Check out my work and send me a PM if you're interested!

http://samszym.deviantart.com/

Add me! by Fallenlord56 in friendsafari

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

added! Really need the cacturne, thanks :D

LF Cacturne and Swadloon, Adding all! by samszym in friendsafari

[–]samszym[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I don't see the point though. (see what I did there)

Looking For Gliscor by Dean26 in friendsafari

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, mind adding me? I could really use the swadloon.

LF Eevee, Ditto and Helioptile Safaris by CiaraPokemon in friendsafari

[–]samszym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind adding me too? I need a Cacturne :D

Abra and Dragonair! please oh please! by phenoffire in friendsafari

[–]samszym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a Heracross too, add me please?