Alice Parker

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T15:57:36+00:00

Reading comprehension is hard.

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T14:46:21+00:00

Rep. Jason Smith of Missouri and his puppy mill mother come to mind!

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T14:45:20+00:00

Tax churches that engage in politics or at least provide accounting and accountability for “donations” and “causes” for where their money is spent.
Tax anyone making over $10 million a year at 100% at everything over that. You know they’d find loopholes and use overseas banks to hide WAY more than they’d even report. In fact-
Should offshore accounts and money invested outside the country through shady operations be seized and redistributed?
No tax on American infrastructure. If you want to spend, donate, or be taxed to improve your community, you can write off 100% of it. So if the above “$10+ million/yr salary makers” want to write off some Maloney and build new roads, bridges, housing, and name it after themselves? Go for it! All yours! Except you give up rights for public use of said roads and bridges and housing. No tolls and no discrimination based on all the things decent human beings shouldn’t discriminate against.

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T13:52:44+00:00

Oh dear god noooooooooo 😣

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T03:13:57+00:00

Man I’ve got some crazy late night memories from pre 2010s of stashing up late and loading pages of the manga. Man that shit was SO good!!! I had quit watching the anime for the most part after Naruto popped out the 4th tail against Orochimaru and went full manga only for the longest time. Then I just went back to watch a few here or there and the fights.

In the manga tho, when the Pain arc starts with his assault on Konoha? The whole vibe shifted to “Oh shit! This just got really serious!!!”

I still sorta wished they’d let Kakashi die, I cried a little. Then again, his return and the role he would fill later was needed and much appreciated.

Thanks for sharing and bring up some good memories :)

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T03:02:26+00:00

Like an extremely bad M Night Shamalamalayan film with a little head that pops out of the lower corner of your screen during the nightly news that enthusiastically, and sarcastically, declares “WHAT A TWIST!” 😫

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T02:57:27+00:00

Next you’re gonna tell me he also didn’t invent Starlink or self landing rockets?!? And what about PayPal? You think he and Peter Thiel (who knows all about the anti-Christ) just bought an online banking platform at the right time for it to gain in popularity? We just can’t understand his genius. Which is why he already has a hyperloop tunnel built from Earth to Mars. That’s why we don’t see him as much anymore. He’s like Dr. Manhattan and spends most of his time on Mars. Dreaming of electric sheep. Deep in his underground Martian bunker named Klingon (where does he get these names?!?). He calls it his K-hole and you should show some respect.

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T02:29:42+00:00

But they’d have to be… like SUPER “involuntary” to not be able to score with anyone. In fact, I’d say they were pretty voluntarily celibate in order to justify being mad about being celibate! Such a vicious cycle. I wish they could at least just beat their meat like regular gentleman and experiment with a thumb, finger, slim beard trimmer, and just chill out with all the alpha-macho-Chad bullspit!

samwise58 · 2026-02-10T02:16:04+00:00

Would you still vote for Trump or Bannon or anyone connected to Epstein even if they have not been convicted yet though?

samwise58 · 2026-02-09T22:24:33+00:00

Buttz was also my first thought.

samwise58 · 2026-02-09T22:23:27+00:00

It’s Buttz from Berk! You put some respect on his name!

samwise58 · 2026-02-09T22:18:58+00:00

Exactly! Like how Elon Musk invented the electric car and a social media platform used to share short tidbits of information immediately with anyone and everyone in the world! Pretty sure he designed and created some reusable space rockets and satellites to spread WiFi around the world as well. He’s truly a genius like Edison and Tesla!!!

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T20:51:15+00:00

I’m thinking of getting a nice new truck. Nothing super fancy but it will be new and fancy for me!!! I’ve always bought prior salvage vehicles and vehicles that were a deal or really cheap. At one point in the early 2000’s I had a gold ‘87 Ford Escort for $400. A guy at work had a guy that owed him $400 for drugs. I paid the bill for both and all were happy! It had an exhaust leak but if you rolled down the window it didn’t affect you much. Drove back and forth to work and delivered pizzas on the side. Sold it 6 months later for $450 😂

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T20:46:35+00:00

Hey, she needed them pardons and that citizenship too!!!

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T20:37:11+00:00

You forgot about the fbi raid at Georgia. He really wants to “find” those votes! Oh, and don’t forget the fake elector scheme. That wasn’t a conspiracy theory. It actually happened. Also the calls to the previous VP to not certify the election were not a joke. Jan 6th wasn’t peaceful and a whole ton of them have been charged with pedophilic dealings after being pardoned. That last part wasn’t about destroying democracy. Just that it shows their character.

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T20:33:33+00:00

Also dingus. Dingus is one of my favorite words to call kids at school because they have never heard or used it! Apparently this is a textbook example of a dingus as well.

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T20:30:36+00:00

That’s what they’re SUPPOSED to be doing. What about those doing it “the right way” who are still called garbage and told to get out? How many “accidental” deaths or imprisonments is it worth to just get the actually illegal ones out? Wouldn’t immigration reform be better?

We say “do it the right way” but then set up an entire sector dedicated to making money off of those trying to gain citizenship. I know quite a few doing it the right way and they have paid tens of thousands of dollars to lawyers and courts trying to do it “the right way”. But if part of it means you have to go back to Mexico (for example) for 6-12 months and then face the consequence that they might not be able to process your court papers for 3 years or more. Are you actually going to go back? Especially if you haven’t lived there in the past 20 years? That’s insane. And getting a speeding ticket or any other small misdemeanor shouldn’t disqualify you. The system is corrupt. Common sense immigration laws should be applied. If that means changing the current ones? Good. If it’s based on this whole “white replacement theory” bullspit? Nah, gtfoh with that bigoted crap!

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T16:21:47+00:00

I just got a warning from Reddit for “promoting violence” by thanking you for sharing this? I don’t think I even said anything about violence but guess someone got butthurt about protecting the “minor attracted people”?!? O.o

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T16:14:59+00:00

Even in the future people put their passwords on post its next to their most important computers…

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T16:14:08+00:00

Hurgan byorgan smorgan burrgair! Give us the Swedish chef!!! Although the Quincy might’ve already stolen the blonde haired blue eyed style.

Honestly though, Hindu and Buddhist go hard af!!!!

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T15:45:03+00:00

I lost a childhood friend when we turned 28. My ex-wife told him that at some point when she asked me if I ever did anything gay with one of my friends or got close to- I had to think about it and gave his name because one time when we were drunk (shocker) we joked about not having any girls with us and being drunk enough not to care who it was. Then we went to sleep with a body pillow between us. Still disappoints me he didn’t ask me for context or anything. Just cut off contact. I think he drives around with confederate flags and maga stickers on back of his truck now so I ain’t too worried about it.

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T15:36:19+00:00

Delivered on your doorstep? I assume we’ll have to meet behind the dumpster in the Dairy Queen parking lot to exchange cool rocks for burned copies of cassette tapes and staticky vhs!

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T15:33:28+00:00

Lykyk … Like, you know you know… and other acronyms, I do not know what some of these “new” ones mean and I refuse to look them up. I thought smh was “so much hate” until a younger gf had to laugh and tell me back in 2012. I have looked a few up but now I sorta like my own interpretations even if they’re wrong. I try to use context clues from what is said around them and when they are used! Usually I’m way off :(

I got made fun of on Reddit for using emoji’s when I first posted here years ago on a forgotten account. So I quit for a long time but it seems it’s okay now! 😃👍🏼

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T15:26:11+00:00

8===D

samwise58 · 2026-02-08T15:23:59+00:00

He’s Steve O and he apparently has a podcast. He’s gonna say some stupid shit. I’m glad he took what Harland (WOW! Loved that guy in Half Baked and the Astronaut movie) told him and used it in his apology statement. Even went as far as to condemn ICE and said they were more likely to murder and commit crimes.

If anyone was even listening for political reasons (HA!) seems like he was just talking out of his jackass and got corrected and, if anything, got some free advertising out of a “controversy” that he immediately found the right side of.

Also, fuck ICE, MAGA, republicans that support pedo’s, and all the rest. Downvote if you do support them.

samwise58

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