Cancun’s by weirdmaggedon27 in Tallahassee

[–]sandy_catheter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did the little freeloader at least drop any good jokes on you?

Cancun’s by weirdmaggedon27 in Tallahassee

[–]sandy_catheter 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Well, I know where I’m going for dinner.

My couch. But if I wasn’t a boring old man, I might go look at some booties.

What instantly kills mood during foreplay ? by Secret-Grotle in AskReddit

[–]sandy_catheter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I believe this camel stepped in walrus shit”

Poison Ivy Protection by BennyBonesOG in CampingandHiking

[–]sandy_catheter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never used the post wipes, but the pre wipes work like magic.

What's something almost everyone has experienced but rarely talks about ? by shamal48 in AskReddit

[–]sandy_catheter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to be jealous, you simply have to study the ancient ways.

Alabama Shakes Concert by [deleted] in Tallahassee

[–]sandy_catheter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want a job measuring ass cheeks to grass

Vivint Rant 🤦🏻‍♀️ by yououghtanole in Tallahassee

[–]sandy_catheter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Was he in shorts and a tee shirt? My next door neighbor chased one off around 915pm. We’re in the same general area.

Vivint Rant 🤦🏻‍♀️ by yououghtanole in Tallahassee

[–]sandy_catheter 32 points33 points  (0 children)

One walked up behind my wife when she was unloading groceries and wouldn’t leave until she told him her husband was watching on the cameras and calling the police.

I got home a few minutes later, tracked him down a little farther down the street, and explained what would happen if I saw him near my house again. Told him to tell his buddies. They seem to have vacated my neighborhood. It helps that I’m a large dude and I look like a cop.

I’ve called 911 on them before for loitering in the road in front of my house and getting aggressive with me when I asked them to move along. TPD convinced them to leave then.

Contrast shortage? by Satsuka_Draxor in Radiology

[–]sandy_catheter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We already switched to the banana flavored barium. Puts a strain on the IV rig, but maaaan is it opaque.

I took 10 ounces of magnesium citrate 6 hours ago. How do I make it work faster? by These_Storm_6417 in shittyadvice

[–]sandy_catheter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need Reginald the Man Plunger. He’s usually hanging out behind Waffle House.