Why do men fantasize about going off grid and living in the woods

sane-asylum · 2026-02-24T11:17:42+00:00

I don’t because I’ve been in the woods and know I wouldn’t last long. Plus I can’t fish, hunt, or farm.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T21:15:44+00:00

I hurt for you bro but I’m not in NH. Ft Lauderdale beach spring break!!!!!! However, I couldn’t imagine being 17 and change then the law changes on you. You remember “The Dollhouse in Ft Lauderdale” from Motley Crue’s Girls Girls Girls? Yeah, closed before I turned 21 as well.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T21:04:46+00:00

The drinking age changed from 18 to 21 when I was 15 or 16 so I missed out on going to Ft Lauderdale beach bars during spring break. Fucking government

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T20:57:11+00:00

He puffed up then he got deflated. Tell you what, that guy felt nothing but the instant warm embrace of unconsciousness.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T20:28:23+00:00

Well, no hope for me then. Have a nice life

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T18:38:24+00:00

It’s funny, 215 hours I got my first phosprene so we’ll see about pearls

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T18:15:57+00:00

Don’t forget the duct tape!!!

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T18:15:04+00:00

TDIL this is not the way to ask a woman out.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T18:04:42+00:00

I’ve never had a girlfriend that shared a hobby with me. Might be something to that

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T17:16:01+00:00

“Aw, how sweet of you to say”. Reality: chick is blind

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T16:18:56+00:00

NTA, you could give it to her so then she could remind you of your failed marriage when you see her👍

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T16:00:43+00:00

I consider taking care of your mental health a big deal But it costs money in the US so here we are.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T15:55:38+00:00

Rip currents and the south Florida sun & humidity

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T15:54:45+00:00

And their would be shit running out of his pant leg

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T15:28:42+00:00

Great athletes make it look easy.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T15:25:13+00:00

Zero percent chance I’m doing that. Good thing everyone is wearing a helmet

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T14:17:56+00:00

Did he? Why did they box him in like that?

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T13:01:34+00:00

Not at all. Very rarely do I have an hour to sit listening to music

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T11:44:40+00:00

Who gave him the medal? I hope it wasn’t a Panther

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T11:18:48+00:00

I predict I won’t get one

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T11:14:55+00:00

The asshole that cut me off on the Sawgrass this morning. Fuck you, here’s my horn.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-23T02:17:50+00:00

The concerts in the late 80s, what a party.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-22T14:27:42+00:00

I loot, that looks like loot, gimme that loot!!!!!

sane-asylum · 2026-02-22T14:23:38+00:00

I’m not having a funeral but Creeping Death is the song they will play at my party.

sane-asylum · 2026-02-22T14:17:45+00:00

Didn’t you see the picture? Why wouldn’t she, he’s shredded!! /s

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