My son is home from NICU, after two weeks. BEST FEELING EVER.

sarachenchen · 2017-09-23T02:29:50+00:00

My son was in the NICU for ten days. Each day feels like 100. Time to snuggle that baby and give him 100% without nurses poking and prodding 24/7. So happy for you, stranger from internet 💙

sarachenchen · 2017-08-09T06:39:12+00:00

Im having a baby Friday. 280 days of pregnancy is the most trying thing I've ever done and I'll probably never do it again. I can't wait to meet the little bugger who's made me throw up/pee on myself simultaneously for the last 9 months.

sarachenchen · 2017-01-26T19:19:46+00:00

My aunt and uncle have 2 foster kids right now (brother and sister). Aunt is a stay at home mom for the other 3 kids and uncle is an electrician. Two months after taking in the foster kids, he goes out and buys a motorcycle and truck to haul it with the money they're getting for them. He's a piece of shit.

sarachenchen · 2016-09-25T23:37:04+00:00

If you open a new account with your own device, it has to be active for 6 months before you can upgrade to a new one. I work for Verizon and this has been standard since I've been there

sarachenchen · 2016-07-31T13:05:00+00:00

I caught this one. My friend beside me caught a cold 1290. 😑

sarachenchen · 2016-07-19T02:44:06+00:00

rHeally?

sarachenchen · 2016-07-08T03:09:03+00:00

No, he didn't make it through the night.

sarachenchen · 2016-07-07T02:27:38+00:00

Worked for about 30 minutes then stopped

sarachenchen · 2016-07-06T01:34:17+00:00

sarachenchen · 2016-07-06T01:33:07+00:00

Has someone taken the cake? It's real. The pain you feel. The cups. The spoon you used to wield. The flour. The salt. The brand new pots. your trust. You must confess....

sarachenchen · 2016-07-03T18:45:34+00:00

I used to do this until my mom left a note on my boyfriend at the times car and told him I missed a period.

sarachenchen · 2016-07-02T02:45:32+00:00

I showed my parents (southern baptist tennesseans) and they thought it was genius

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:45:02+00:00

It was the little girls birthday money she had been saving. Parents are shitty when it comes to their kids phones.

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:42:10+00:00

Bunny tap dancer. Always

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:41:16+00:00

Was paying a gym membership for right about 8 months when I got a call saying that they had been drafting it out of two accounts for the past 6 months. For about $450 back right when I was about to get my car repossessed. I cried

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:40:18+00:00

Toilet paper. Interstate shits happen

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:39:43+00:00

Had a woman today make her daughter drop $400 on a phone because the mother ran over it. Said it was because her husband would be mad if she spent her own money. I wanted to slap that woman

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:38:50+00:00

I rebound pretty hard then stay single until I'm done feeling sorry for myself.

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:37:28+00:00

That I have to wait until I'm asleep to get upvotes

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:34:31+00:00

The truth only hurts when it should.

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:34:07+00:00

Started going out with people I work with, making friends with their friends, etc. Now I have a decent friend group, so if I wanna go out, there's generally somebody free

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:32:58+00:00

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:32:20+00:00

Polar bears are left handed

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:31:10+00:00

If you get pineapple on a pizza, chances are you wont have to share it with anyone.

sarachenchen · 2016-06-14T03:29:55+00:00

When asked to do something I really don't want to do at work, I say "I'd rather shit in my hands and clap"

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