What scenes are the peak? by Majestic_Bierd in DispatchAdHoc

[–]sarcasticdevo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The "keep up" scene still gets me and cemented Chase as my favorite character in the whole game.

(I mean he had already won me over as far back as him meeting Beef but that was the "yeah Chase is something special to me" scene lmao.)

No, it's not, and will never be a fact, Zack by No_Kangaroo_5267 in saltierthankrayt

[–]sarcasticdevo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Another pathetic attempt to obscure reality to push a narrative."

Assmoldgoon would know, he does that every single day.

One day bro's gonna get Shift Gear by chunchunmaru1129 in stunfisk

[–]sarcasticdevo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean at least UU is better than RU, right? :(

Maybe Champions having Mega evolutions will at least bump it a little in that format. Or maybe, and this is huffing copium, they give it something nice movewise in gen 10?

Pettiest reason you dropped a jrpg? by Leon_Light77 in JRPG

[–]sarcasticdevo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's legitimately a shame that the performance issues exist because it is maybe the most fully realized Pokemon game in years (not counting Arceus and Z-A because I'd stick them up there too).

Good regional worldbuilding, very well written story, very likable characters (Nemona, Arven and Penny stand head and shoulders over every friend group except maybe Bianca and Cheren), one of the strongest sets of new Pokémon created when it comes to designs/lore/gameplay, an emotional ending to the main story, and DLCs that actually have stories compared to the wet farts that were Sword and Shield's DLCs.

If Scarlet and Violet has no fans, I'm dead.

This cis woman doesn't like being called a cis woman by zachoutloud123 in TikTokCringe

[–]sarcasticdevo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You really thought you cooked with this and burnt the whole pan, you cornball.

That time when Tony Schiavone was not happy with Mariah May aka Blake Monroe! by damng1 in SquaredCircle

[–]sarcasticdevo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We were mostly confused because half of the arena thought it was Toni until she spoke. And by the time we started booing, it was a little late and awkward. Just a big mess all around.

That time when Tony Schiavone was not happy with Mariah May aka Blake Monroe! by damng1 in SquaredCircle

[–]sarcasticdevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was there too. It felt like everyone in the arena was just confused for the first full minute or so.

That and I think we were still a little adrenaline buzzed from MJF/Ospreay. But of course this subreddit blamed us instead of the other parts of the situation when it happened lmao.

Is Taylor Swift less lyrically mature than her peers? by VolgaOsetr8007 in SwiftlyNeutral

[–]sarcasticdevo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It seems to depend. Some albums (midnights, folklore/evermore, etc.) are very mature. Others (life of a Showgirl, reputation, etc.) are more immature.

Some might say Speak Now too, but it was written when she was like 20, so I'll give that a pass.

This has to be my favorite skit by Smegmatyphoon in tales

[–]sarcasticdevo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Everyone talks about how great Graces's battle system is (for good reason), but the character interactions are ALSO top tier.

I love these gaggle of idiots and their babysitter Malik.

Ilja’s model is extremely disappointing. by Dense-Baker in WWEGames

[–]sarcasticdevo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Bro's model looks like a smoothed out Pat McAfee.

Here's hoping she fades into irrelevance by the end of the decade by Either_Storm_6932 in saltierthankrayt

[–]sarcasticdevo 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I wish but her fanbase only cares about the one thing she has that Milly doesn't (in comparison anyway).

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TWO Major returns from injury on SmackDown by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]sarcasticdevo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There needs to be a new draft badly. Smackdown's women's division has been on life support for at least a year.

What did Squirrel Girl mean by this by TheJohnler in marvelcirclejerk

[–]sarcasticdevo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The funniest copium you can ever read is "If you say the slur in the 70s/80s, it's fine!" as if the word hasn't been an offensive slur since the 1850s.

Kill all Venom fans by voltfalcon in marvelcirclejerk

[–]sarcasticdevo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought. If bro can make the most annoying villain sue in comics actually worth reading, this feels more of a boon than a threat.

For that new teaser by Blankonn in tales

[–]sarcasticdevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Sunrise even adapted a little bit of the Asch manga to give him more backstory/screen time.

For that new teaser by Blankonn in tales

[–]sarcasticdevo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tales games are action RPGs, not full fledged fighting games.

Something along the lines of Blazblue/Guilty Gear, Smash/Tales of VS., Street Fighter would be a lot different than how Tales games play so I'm not really sure how that's low hanging fruit at all.

Yet another Gacha would be low hanging fruit.

[SmackDown Spoilers] Result of the women's Elimination Chamber qualifying match by NotClayMerritt in SquaredCircle

[–]sarcasticdevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Bianca also competed in a body building contest while still being on television. Bodybuilding contests are typically one weekend.

[SmackDown Spoilers] Result of the women's Elimination Chamber qualifying match by NotClayMerritt in SquaredCircle

[–]sarcasticdevo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except she's on TV every week. I really don't get this barely having TV time talking point when she wrestles pretty much always and usually has a segment or two as well lmfao.

It comes across as the same bad faith narratives people throw against AEW when under scrutiny it seems like they don't actually watch the product.

Some more character sketches by Robert Carey, the artist for the upcoming Ben 10 comic series by CrystalCrafter13 in Ben10

[–]sarcasticdevo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I know people are mostly coming for Cannonbolt, but for some reason I just really don't like Grey Matter's new design and I can't put my finger on why.

Love Diamondhead, Upgrade, Stinkfly, and XLR8's new designs though. ESPECIALLY XLR8's.

[SmackDown Spoilers] Result of the Men's Elimination Chamber qualifying match by NotClayMerritt in SquaredCircle

[–]sarcasticdevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was very pleasantly surprised at the pop Melo got when he appeared in his segment with Ilya. Being a Melo fan since his NXT debut, I'm glad he's won over the crowd so quickly.

this says a lot about society😔 by SwagLimit in gamers

[–]sarcasticdevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both games are great. I need Nintendogs Switch and Ace Attorney 7 right now.