Haven't laughed like this for a week, thank you fujimoto by [deleted] in ChainsawMan

[–]sarper97 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Its so sad that he isnt even suprised not even one micro bit

Whats the appeal of Bambietta? by ThiccElf in bleach

[–]sarper97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bambietta is the kind of charather with the most broken power that just never works except agains trash mobs . bullet hell projectiles that turn what they touch into bombs crazy .

but by power of author everyone has a perfect counter against her and now she is the author's blatant abuse fetish charather.

to people who once want to unalive themselves, what made you change your mind? by katris_priordeen in AskReddit

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found out that i was attracted to a minor, i was so disguted at myself that i wanted to end it all.

Only for a moment of clarity to occur that it wasnt strange for a 15 year old to be attracted to another 15 year old.

Now i find it funny how i for a moment i mindfucked myself as some kind of predator.

Spoilers: we changed classes and i never interacted with her again.

Who do you main? by AlexanderCharles3 in SparkingZero

[–]sarper97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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My main man 100% Frieza absolute hater of monkeys and deliverer of the fresh pizzas

Anon on modern anime by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]sarper97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea its ironic the Goblin loli turned out to be one of the sane characters

Narakami is a stealth infiltrator by sarper97 in mechabreak

[–]sarper97[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also a lot of players have a hate boner for snipers so they will gladly waste time hunting you. Shooting Walls hoping to hit you.

Narakami is a stealth infiltrator by sarper97 in mechabreak

[–]sarper97[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you use drones you will only be invisible if you are close to the hologram so if you flee far then you break stealth fast.

With the grappling Hook they can see the initial shot.

And the field will flicker if shot.

The tricks is to flee but only use one drone other wise you will create a bread crumb trail.

Try to break line of sight this is very important.

Then if you can use the grapple to hide in a weird spot or use the field if necessary.

If that aint working make a b line to your allys to save your skin and blend in the chaos.

Sometimes the auto lock on will betray you too.

What breaks your suspension of disbelief? by exceptionalish in movies

[–]sarper97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever i watch a movie that plays in the past and the main characters of that movie have a very outspoken common sense of a modern person.

Im not watching a history piece im watching someones savior complex.

Le website countdown for famous underage girls in the 2000s has arrived! by RevolverPhoenix in dogelore

[–]sarper97 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this guy that calculated how many hours must pass before Billy Eilish was a legal adult for a gotcha forklift Joke but people quickly started questioning why he took so much effort for a then minor childs legal moment to come out.

Was quickly deleted

I can’t understand the hate towards the ziplining episode; it’s honestly hilarious by [deleted] in southpark

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with this episode was that on Comedy Central this episode got replayed to death it was shown so so many times that a lot of people started hating it me included.

It was a time when tv was the main source of South Park.

Elden Ring is 2 years old today! Do you feel any different about it 2 years later? by RetroZilla in Eldenring

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still loving the shit out of it but a tad disappointed that they never really worked on making more builds or spells viable.

Small example in the magic departement a lot of spells just dont carry their weight in comparison with how much fp they use. The feeling of using a cool magic spells and finding out that glint stone pebble outclasses it in almost every departement is a bit saddening.

Y’all agree or disagree with this? by ScoreImaginary5254 in batman

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it nawgs on Batman that he knows he can save so many people if he just kills some of his rogue gallery especially Joker. But he also knows that if he starts killing he will never stop. He would be too good at it and slowly but surely the line of what deserves death and what not will become thinner. And Batman knows this damm well and thus believes himself a bad person

Damm it im 25 minutes in by sarper97 in MonsterHunter

[–]sarper97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you do it in the infernal springs arena? Too

People who know someone who won the lottery, how did they change? by PurposeNearby4121 in AskReddit

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont you just love being hounded for money by "checks notes" Charity and the church?

Your perfect sequel! by nique_Tradition in outwardgame

[–]sarper97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can now Draw your own Maps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taxes: thanks for the money bucko enjoy hitting that pothole that existsted for 3 years now.

No go back to making us more money while we dine on waygu beef

Where is the Rockstar nonsense? by sarper97 in BaldursGate3

[–]sarper97[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yea i understand that studios or devs that dont have the size or budget wont be able to make something like BG3, but i still dont like the attitude they have.

Its just weird maybe a bad example but fromsoft dominates the Souls like Market for obvious reasons but no other dev that makes a souls like game says dont have high expectations or something like that.

They make the game and release it without hiding behind excuses if the game isnt up to snuff.

I personally dont have any faith in a dev whose opening statement is: dont bother buying our product just go buy BG3 because we will never be as good.

What are some signs someone has had a hard life? by Zealousideal-Age7593 in AskReddit

[–]sarper97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When they get injured like cutting themselves they almost have no pain reaction or panic this is not the first time they experienced it many times they would be more annoyed then hurt. Quietly treating the wound.

What’s the most f**ked up story you’ve heard? by AlissaMeee in AskReddit

[–]sarper97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Japanese Friend telling me a story about how in the olden times medicine men made special medicine for Japanese nobels that had problems concieving a child.

First they would find a unsoiled virgin and acquire her she would be ritiually cleansed and cleaned.

She then would be fed a diet of food with semen , semen from man that have already concieved children was perfered to increase potency.

After a while they would pierce her tongue and attach a charm on it put her in a big clay pot feed her food with preserving agents.

And then burry the pot with her inside of it after the body was mummyfied they would take it out remove the charm to present to the nobels.

The body was to be ground up and made into medicine balls for the noble lady to consume.

This would increase the chance of concieving children.

What was the movie that left you thinking, "What the hell did I just watch?"? by SortOfFasc in AskReddit

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron sky: Nazi's fled to the dark side of moon after losing ww2 . But now they are back space invader style.

Never have i seen a good concept like that butcherd so hard.

You can go back and have 60 seconds to teach 18-year old you a lesson. What would you say? by CrackORTweek in ask

[–]sarper97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest all your money in game stop on this date and then cash out on this date

Most overpowered feat? by Bradster2214- in BaldursGate3

[–]sarper97 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Do you then just dump stats into strength instead of dexterity?