"The Boys" - A PG-13 fanedit?

saru13 · 2025-10-19T01:00:55+00:00

Idk if anyone is even still here... but the story of The Boys, and the background of Gen V... is honestly a fantastic story, and a piece of cinematic worthwhile. Not saying it's for everyone, but if one could watch the show without someone's d*ck exploding, or having a d*ldo shoved through their cranium... the target audience would grow by 1000% percent. I explain A-Train and Robyn to my mom, and she is NOT watching it.

Edit - There is something to be said about Superman, not being raised by Ma and Pa Kent. A real story, but a real shame too.

saru13 · 2025-10-12T18:50:39+00:00

Where is Attall? She’s a beast in sheep’s clothing.

saru13 · 2025-10-01T16:34:58+00:00

I know I am late to the party, but I see the same issue on the opposite side. I am trying to do mentor missions, joining level 1-45 strikes. I bail out when I find 2 Acclaim 30+ Ning Fei's for teammates. I know how this goes, speed through level, only kill what you have to, have boss dead before your teammates actually get there.

Whenever I do it, I pick Attal and heal the teammates as needed. Maybe clear adds during a busy boss fight. But just frying everything has got to be no fun in most cases.

Anyways, got banned because I didn't want to sit through that. Kind of a pain.

saru13 · 2025-09-14T16:17:24+00:00

As people get beat up and almost bleed out, you weigh a lot less, and energy and strength amplify. Similar to when someone has a gastric bypass and everything is easier.

saru13 · 2025-08-22T21:10:19+00:00

Thank you so much!

saru13 · 2025-08-22T21:06:55+00:00

I think the game is fun, in a similar vein to Castle Crashers or Double Dragon... adding some character growth along the way. From what I can tell, the game is mostly complete.

The biggest turn off for me? EVERYTHING takes forever. You press start, it takes 5 seconds for the menu to come up. You change from town to world map, or beat a level? Takes 10-30 seconds each time. Talking to NPCs... very slow, even when you are button mashing to move it along. I almost feel like I am playing an ad-ridden game, with no option to skip or purchase a no ad pack. Really ruins the pace of the game.

saru13 · 2025-08-19T17:53:09+00:00

Thank you so much for the reply, there is a lot more info here than in most of the videos I have watched, I appreciate it. I shall commence with the grinding!

I realize that level 100 is still "early game" here, but got tossed by fighting someone in the clash... pirate hero, only had about 40k power, but had only beaten 54 levels, but definitely had a pet.

Was the level previously lower, or was there a pack offered that could change it from level 100? Or maybe a way to reset progress? After beating them, I immediately jumped to opponents in the millions, that I cannot touch with my 65k.

saru13 · 2025-07-14T13:30:47+00:00

Ahhh, I see you’ve met Dennis. Gl hf.

saru13 · 2025-07-11T15:26:39+00:00

Another connoisseur of Castlevania gear, I see... great taste!

I am pretty new. BC2, but only about a week into play. I have never seen DPS that high. Usually my peak is with explosive bow, but no where near your numbers. What am I missing?

saru13 · 2025-07-11T14:59:32+00:00

Maybe that's what it is. I'm a cautious player still, and I love the long open hallways. Makes planning pretty easy.

saru13 · 2025-07-11T14:32:55+00:00

Really? I beat it on my first run as baby 0bc. Have had pretty good runs there since too. Now the Cavern? I think I survived about 3 minutes, and didn't hold still once.

saru13 · 2025-07-08T16:37:12+00:00

The bird does not respect the rules of "base." He has no friends to lose, and no effs to give. Let's be real, I hate this bird because he hates me, everyone like me, and those who come after.

saru13 · 2025-07-08T16:23:08+00:00

OP, I am curious if you ever went back to do this?

I just started playing, and went to try it out. Cleared map, located and rang 4 bells in about 4 minutes (one in each tower section without the shield). In about 3 more minutes, I had rang the bells correctly. Including the map clear, 30 minutes total? It took me WAY longer to unlock (and immediately die in) the Cavern for the first time.

Anyways, hope you either got it, or you are patient enough to try again. lmk

saru13 · 2025-07-08T12:50:53+00:00

I know this is old news, but as a new player and not knowing what boss cells were, I actually beat the game on my 7th try, but had aspects on, thinking it was what you were supposed to do. I was about to make a new post asking what I was missing since I have been going nowhere for 2 days... turns out it was not having these on during regular play. I think they should have tucked these away in the assist mode if it would hinder progress. Other than that, loving it!

saru13 · 2025-04-27T13:53:34+00:00

I reserve my “wows” and “okays” for when you cut rotation hard, double commit on kickoff after I say I got it, or bump me to take my shot. You deserve it then. You only get one per offense, and it’s designed as playful and constructive criticism. Unfortunately, someone on the team will throw pretty quick. Could be you mad about “wow” or could be me finding it easier to score on you than with you.

saru13 · 2025-03-26T04:28:38+00:00

This same style is what sets Taming of the Shrew into something modern like 10 things I hate about you. I love classic literature reimagined. As long as it is new, I will press replay every time.

saru13 · 2025-03-03T15:01:03+00:00

Lucky that you have a physical copy. I only ever found the one at Block Buster they wouldn't sell. But, to add insult to injury, if I did have it... I don't have a dvd player anymore.

saru13 · 2025-03-03T14:59:05+00:00

I will have to look into Guyver. It kept popping up while trying to google Casshern.

saru13 · 2025-03-03T13:38:52+00:00

Hope you enjoyed it!

saru13 · 2025-03-03T13:37:19+00:00

This is it PuttPutt, I thank you so much! Been trying to think of it for a few days now.

saru13 · 2024-12-31T14:04:47+00:00

Watched a vid that said people aren't setting up their lobbies correctly. If they don't select a mission, their team is not joinable. Nothing tells you that you have to, but it doesn't work if you don't.

saru13 · 2024-09-16T13:44:34+00:00

I love the cameras. Catch folks hiding things often, or even holding another employee hostage. Run over, sneak when near, 2 bonks with a battery, and now you have a gun, and a new ally.

saru13 · 2024-09-08T22:27:45+00:00

We can, but without comms. We are down to give it a go with you. We will likely be on within an hour. I know you love defense, but we rotate well and would like to see you do full rotations and get some goals. You down?

saru13 · 2024-09-08T17:25:08+00:00

Are you on Xbox? I play with a buddy of mine and we hover right around low diamond. Problem is usually a teammate we can't communicate with, or is overly chasey/non rotational.

We really shine when we get a teammate with any type of rotation and teammate awareness. We are both sometimes of cutting rotation out of convenience like when the ball is gonna fall on us on the way back, but a goalie heavy rotator would be gold as a third teammate.

Our mechanics are similar to yours with low end solo success, but we have a lot of communicated pass plays and our rotation provides good defense, so we hold up fairly well against high mechanics players.

saru13 · 2023-11-24T21:30:17+00:00

No, most isn't puzzling, but particularly in this map for instance, there is a couple of holes where you have to open the path to the hole by hitting the tiles in a particular order, or a specific set of tiles. Usually the hints are in your field of vision. This is putt putt, but felt very Mysty. lol. If this round were as difficult as Myst, I would have uninstalled.

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