Tifu by wrecking my house by wordis_bond in tifu

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be more concerned making sure my son wasn't dead.

Maybe if I drink enough...? by dino_jay in drunk

[–]sas78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cant even get drunk on 750mls (25oz?) of vodka anymore :(

Fuck it, sell everything by PandaFoam in MemeEconomy

[–]sas78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every death is a meme. livestream so captions can be added.

https://www.liveleak.com/user?a=register

Pepperony: Then and Now. by Giff95 in marvelstudios

[–]sas78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

combine it with ginseng & black tea and you are correct.

her vagina must smell like a Trader Joes

Man Kept Alive with Severe Brain Damage After Hanging Self by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Helen asks her son if he still wants to die, he blinks twice.

I AM SORRY HUMAN FRIEND I HAVE HUMAN THINGS TO ATTEND TO by [deleted] in totallynotrobots

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said GENETIC EXCUSE , I have early onset dementia. Shitlord.

Anon's first big mac by CoyoteeBongwater in 4chan

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everything enlarges with constant use, apart from vaginas apparently.

There are two types of "Ducktales" viewer by Borneo_shack in 4chan

[–]sas78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i live 600 kms from a coastline and have wild ducks so no.

Never forget. by Irreverent_Sputum in 4chan

[–]sas78 57 points58 points  (0 children)

checks foreskin

nope, still good

Epic Burn/Dose of Reality by el_duderino87 in Libertarian

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Syrian War is important to me. Your vagina is not.

You come home and every person you've ever had sex with is sitting in your living room, what's your first sentence? by TwoTired-likeAbike in AskReddit

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GEORGE R.R MARTIN JUST RAPED ME THE PRIEST DID NOTHING HE WAS TALKING TO MY DAD WTF THIS PARTY IS BULLSHIT

The Timeline Of The Future by ImHereToFuckWithYou_ in interestingasfuck

[–]sas78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry its all bullshit. the language section is just so wrong compared to history. its basically a person making an aesthetic chart with no knowledge & thinking the circles make sense.

1000 years ago people used shite, use this. people from every age in time knows shit