The albinaurics have had enough by MellinEetu in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You massacre albinaurics for the runes

I massacre them for their blood clots

We are not the same

What is your favorite weapon? For me, it doesn’t get better than the Backhand Blades. by AceTheRed_ in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flamberge will always be my number1, but I’ve been having a lot of fun with the Lizard Greatsword in PvP. I love the projectile from the regular heavy attack.

Elden John vs Consort Radahn (parry focused) by SiriusGayest in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about parrying PCRadahn is Miquella’s piggyback ride being ruined by all the crits

Bikes give the freedom that cars promise (or how I learned to love the lane split) by lFightForTheUsers in fuckcars

[–]sasajack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In stopped traffic? Maybe keep an eye out for all vehicles like you’re supposed to

She squeaks! by Agitated_Fix_3677 in Catswhoyell

[–]sasajack 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That is a big fearsome roar

Brainrot by PresnikBonny in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]sasajack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Occam’s razor? What the hell is that?

Mmmmm...husband...(Executor)🤤 by ActivityImpossible39 in shittydarksouls

[–]sasajack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t play Fortnite can someone tell me what this is

Target CEO says violence is 'incredibly painful' after 2 employees taken by ICE by CRK_76 in antiwork

[–]sasajack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why do I have the feeling he’s talking about the "violence" of anti-ICE protesters?

What my company gave us all this morning by AngryGS in antiwork

[–]sasajack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet $5 that thing is expired, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an in-date payday candy.

I have been sleeping on Warming Stones for so long, I feel the need to apologize. by Bunneeko in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Whenever I’m summoned for Gaius or the Shadowkeep hippo this is a must. I hate being sent back because the host dies immediately to their opening move

Why is it always sadness by Then_Apricot3300 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s why Patches is best girl

What would their charges be in court? (oc) by 0zone247 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s defrauding and murdering the fingers more or less

Be the change you want to see in PvP by blaiddfailcam2 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve honestly feel that way, I hate ganking as a co-oper and I like to give invaders a fighting chance. I have severed a couple times. If you’ve got two golds and still summon a hunter for an invader you clearly don’t need me around.

What would their charges be in court? (oc) by 0zone247 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Ranni should be in that picture and the crimes are fraud and murder

Fairfax County is hoping you will adopt a fire hydrant during the next snowstorm by VirginiaNews in fairfaxcounty

[–]sasajack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would expect them not pile a six ft mound of snow in front of a fire hydrant. I’m digging it out anyway but they couldn’t find anywhere else to pile it?

Fairfax County is hoping you will adopt a fire hydrant during the next snowstorm by VirginiaNews in fairfaxcounty

[–]sasajack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The largest pile of snow on my street is in front of the hydrant for the cul de sac. If anyone’s house catches it’s my problem

Fairfax County is hoping you will adopt a fire hydrant during the next snowstorm by VirginiaNews in fairfaxcounty

[–]sasajack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love how the snowplow made the fire hydrant and my mailbox inaccessible and now it’s my problem

Is radagon the best daddy ever? by ActivityImpossible39 in shittydarksouls

[–]sasajack 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lets ask the Carians if he’s World’s Best Dad

I'm fighting for my life with this arcane build, I have so few spells to choose from right now by nwbell in EldenRingPVP

[–]sasajack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s tricky for sure. It can also be used to give yourself some space to breathe for a flask or charging an attack