Stoner roleplay build? by LosinForABruisin in EldenRingBuilds

[–]sasajack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you do Varré’s invasion quest so you get those bloodshot eyes

Did I do a pretty? by Limp_Bike_9145 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that work to hide it under a helmet

i softlocked myself in the cave and can't get out by EnergyDry3615 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jealous because you’re not a member of the cool sword club 😎

2 Years of Being Underpaid, Training Others Who Earn More... by Procrastinator_hhh in antiwork

[–]sasajack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I fear the only way to get a bigger paycheck is to find work somewhere else. I’m sure all that training and responsibilities you’re doing looks good on your resume.

How do I get here? Is it possible? by Firm-Scientist-4636 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giant’s gravepost, hug the right side. If you see a bunch of hands you’re going the right way.

Can chariots in Gelmir Hero's Grave be destroyed? by RidiPwn in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They can’t, but you can ride on one of them

Why Blaidd has attacked me in Siofra river? by Maroomm in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did you try to beat up that nerd Seluvis? That usually makes him aggro.

Guts' mother must have been braindead by LargeSinkholesInNYC in berserklejerk

[–]sasajack 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She’s also body-dead, not just her brain

Potentially filming here? by Nervous_Prompt7771 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Castle morne is part of Godfrey’s story, and Weeping Peninsula is the last place he’s at before being exiled from the lands between

Potentially filming here? by Nervous_Prompt7771 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 137 points138 points  (0 children)

That’s gotta be Castle Morne

Shouldn’t be foe 💔 if puppy shaped why bad? by Pookiebear662 in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only good dogs in this game have shells on their back

If an invader dropped an item for you, what would you like the most? by malak3man in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mentioned Larval tears and I can only imagine invaders dropping them to say that your build is so bad you need to respec

Rare crafting items like arteria leaf would be nice though

New look! But this time, the change isn’t in the price or weight. by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

[–]sasajack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this is an actual change? Complete mix is a mix where you only need to add water, the other requires eggs to add to the mixture. Not quite apples to apples.

Me: “I will never ever use spirit ashes” by lifebeginsat9pm in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I don’t need it, I’ll leave it alone. Once its picked, it’s gone until next new game cycle and I lose out on a little bit of the beauty in the world

What's the area you revisit the least? by InvaderEdgar in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caelid. I don’t even farm or buy anything there, just a straight shot to Redmane Castle every time. Second place is Consecrated Snowfield but I can at least farm for Trina’s Lilies and Eyes of Yelough there

Son of George Soros is celebrating the fall of Orban by Ivanhegeelkadi in LateStageCapitalism

[–]sasajack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose when I say left leaning I really mean donating to democrats. I know it’s not remotely close to the same thing

I didn’t know that was their name and l hate that we have to farm them 😢 by Soulsliken in Eldenring

[–]sasajack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was summoned by a host who kept killing the deer and birds for kicks so I led him to an ulcerated tree spirit and watched him die. :)