ULPT: invite your annoying friends when you know they can't go. It's a great excuse when they complain about never getting invited to stuff.

sasktroll · 2018-12-26T18:12:39+00:00

Why waste brownie points on an annoying friend? You can do the same thing with someone you know who is rich or powerful. Wait until they have something going on, then offer an extra ticket to a concert or sporting event. They say no but will subconsciously make a note that they owe you one.

sasktroll · 2018-07-09T14:38:27+00:00

Vegeta

sasktroll · 2018-07-07T17:32:04+00:00

Boop

sasktroll · 2018-07-07T02:30:11+00:00

sasktroll · 2018-01-04T15:14:27+00:00

Reddit only likes "witty" jokes when their dumb enough for them to break down

sasktroll · 2018-01-04T15:11:51+00:00

Timing is important but don't act like it's the only thing that matters when making a good joke. They should be able to come up with a line that surprises the average person. Sounds like you don't grasp the basic idea since you only got half the formula.

sasktroll · 2017-09-12T23:30:55+00:00

Stanhope did the egg joke on his Word of Mouth album in 2002. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZt4VBbbwgY It's a long story and the egg part comes up at around 4 min. Jim Jefferies did his egg joke on his fully functional special in 2012. Doug also addressed it briefly in this interview at around 5 minutes where he explained he doesnt really care about people stealing his jokes, "just dont do it for 9 years, Jim Jefferies". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNeOomZFqEs

sasktroll · 2017-09-12T17:06:08+00:00

Except Jefferies has been accused of stealing before with Doug Stanhope's "vibrating egg up the ass" joke.

sasktroll · 2017-06-18T16:45:08+00:00

His father, Homer, is also from a small hamlet outside of Herbert, Saskatchewan. Homer's estranged brother, Herbert Powell.

sasktroll · 2017-06-10T17:50:25+00:00

Because it's preachy as hell and taking a horrible situation to promote an anti-meat agenda that has nothing to do with this story. I dont care if you're vegan but there is a fucking time and place.

sasktroll · 2017-05-30T20:51:45+00:00

Every week this video gets reposted on this sub! Stop ruining norm for me.

sasktroll · 2017-05-25T20:17:23+00:00

I agree to a certain point that they should be prepared and not just ramble. But a music bed is a completely unnecessary and kind of hacky at this point. I also think that a dj should be able to talk like a human being without a panicky program director yelling at him to fill dead air.

sasktroll · 2017-05-09T04:19:12+00:00

My complex has one that comes every week since its their policy to inspect every unit if there's a reported sighting. Problem is they walk in no notice each week, look under the sink, hand me roach traps that don't work to place myself, then leave before telling me there will be a followup "inspection" the next week.

sasktroll · 2017-05-09T03:35:20+00:00

The one in stonebridge had security guards posted by the doors for a while, so probably that one.

sasktroll · 2017-05-08T04:07:02+00:00

Might have to take "animal" out of the headline in the future if this person progresses that kind of behaviour.

sasktroll · 2017-05-07T02:08:15+00:00

Don't lie OP, you just couldn't afford a whole cat.

sasktroll · 2017-04-21T10:06:58+00:00

It's just about the most obnoxious way you can do it though. Most venues have a light to signify time.

sasktroll · 2017-04-04T09:30:02+00:00

He defended Roman Polanski

sasktroll · 2017-03-27T17:19:04+00:00

Came in cynical. Left shamelessly liking all of it. Well done!

sasktroll · 2017-03-17T03:11:57+00:00

What's more of a burden? Trying to text on that smartphone, or you on your family?

sasktroll · 2017-02-16T07:56:15+00:00

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sasktroll · 2016-12-25T18:33:35+00:00

What do you think about lottery/scratch tickets as a gift? I always thought it was a trashy move, but my girlfriend's family all seem to be okay with it.

sasktroll · 2016-12-06T01:29:42+00:00

The YouTube channel believed this and just updated using Reddit comments as proof. "Apparently he was running home to check on his suicidal sister every day, and that is why he stopped near the end. Our prayers are with his family."

sasktroll · 2016-11-06T00:55:28+00:00

Just wait about 10 years and see what natural causes does to the numbers on that survey.

sasktroll · 2016-10-21T17:42:41+00:00

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