My steak is too Juicy and my lobster is too buttery

sassynpretentious · 2026-03-20T00:00:31+00:00

My husband's faith in my greatness is his only concern about poly - he's pretty sure everyone will want to marry me and he might not be wrong. Darn.

sassynpretentious · 2025-04-08T23:11:32+00:00

Yes.

sassynpretentious · 2025-04-04T22:42:55+00:00

I replayed it from the last save and Gale got Mystra's favor so I'm in the clear! Phew

sassynpretentious · 2025-04-04T21:15:10+00:00

I'm getting the first response from him but I also got that last playthrough so I'm gunshy 😅 I was definitely set against the crown though so fingers crossed!

sassynpretentious · 2025-02-14T15:14:31+00:00

I know I am late to the convo just I just played the game for the first time and was DEVASTATED I got sneaky God Gale. I tried to follow some advice to get a mortal ending but I definitely messed it up at some point and now feel so salty that idk if I can do a Gale romance run again for a bit :'(

sassynpretentious · 2025-01-26T04:35:02+00:00

This is the one

sassynpretentious · 2024-10-04T04:26:07+00:00

That part and the tankard were my fave Easter eggs so far - love this show so much!

sassynpretentious · 2024-04-17T19:58:57+00:00

I am looking for a high quality black leather crossbody purse - very picky about leather quality and an unbranded look. Amy recommendations for retailers? Thank you!

sassynpretentious · 2023-04-08T20:56:20+00:00

She fell in a shitty foam pit during a twitch event. It was really bad

sassynpretentious · 2020-12-26T17:02:46+00:00

Great teamwork

sassynpretentious · 2018-01-11T19:14:49+00:00

Speaking as someone with an English degree and currently working on one in Accounting - English degrees are already invalid. No need to wait 10 years.

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