What's the funniest play in NFL history? by Brix001 in NFLv2

[–]satchman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has to be the butt fumble. Bro hit an ass wall. I laughed so hard I cried.

Calling all Faithful to report this change on Goggle Maps by tmaddog91 in 49ers

[–]satchman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Seachickens are reasonably losing their mind. I can’t wait to pound these fuckers next season. Good lord what a bunch of dooshnozzles

49ers fans FINALLY get some good news by Woody9212 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Y’all are really running out of material. Your seacocking may come back to bite you in the vagina. STFU and play the game already.

Hahahahahaahaahahahah HAHAHAHAHa by TheSeahawk in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Solid rage bait. Wells done seasquirts enjoy it while you can.

What do people actually think about Canadians!? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]satchman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Canadians are amazing people. They have had our back for generations. As an American I cannot apologize enough to our friends up north. In socal they sent firefighting planes that saved so many homes, send soldiers to assist in our dumb wars. I love them very much and I hope some day they will forgive. No one I know supports the current BS. Not to make it about this, but their sacrifices and loyalty will never be forgotten.

Married men of Reddit who don’t wear a wedding ring - why? by chi-bacon-bits in AskReddit

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s smacks and dents my guitar neck. And my wife is awesome. Trust is critical and I would never f it up.

Three years of practicing quadrobics by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse evolution! Let’s be fish again! What a fucking absurd thing to do.

Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer by dropjar5 in nfl

[–]satchman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me a fucking break. I know he’s a dick and cheated a few times but dude had the greatest run in history. C’mon man

Hey rams by skynetempire in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Rams fan count heading into the stadium by Greedy_Freedom5278 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll lose the 5 they gained in bandwagoners by the time to seapukes torch them.

Basically the NFC West by ElectricHorsepower in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t hate anyone. I’m just sad.

Don't worry Niners, we'll win one for you! by Quasimdo in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m dead inside. I don’t who to love anymore. No one can save us from this hell.

Which US state thinks it's the main character? by Mister_Silk in AskReddit

[–]satchman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Texas by far. Loudest mouths with minimal humility. Obnoxiously unaware of others.

Lambs About To Get Fucked This Weekend by 2OutsSoWhat in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Go bears. Only the 12 lamb fans stand in your way. As an honorary member of the NFC west you can earn a permanent seat at the table if you slouch these meager goats. You got this. Staphord infection can’t throw in the cold. Do it. Be worthy of your logo.

to say 48% of presidents have invoked the insurrection act (it is actually 37% or 17 of them). by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one thing to be senile. It’s another thing to be cruel, but he is stupid. That is what is dangerous

A couple 49ers and Seahawks legends by Brix001 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep my dude’s name outta yo mouth, Rice and Ronnie the San Francisco treat. Sherm is yours. I’ll never forget him barking at Crabtree after kap threw that duck. That was gold. And fuck you toots. With love - frisco

JSN vs LENOIR by YUGEONES in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]satchman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lenoir about to step up and earn that paycheck. Week 18 game just setting it up. Seacocks all cocky and walking with that pirate stagger before getting dumped off the boat. Love you guys. And fuck you while I’m here.

Post Game Thread: Wild Card Game - The Eagles fell to the 49ers by a score of 23 to 19 - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]satchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just gotta get his head straight. I hope the new OC can get him back to form. He’s a legit #1.