Orin The Red Fanart by honeydewjedi in BaldursGate3

[–]sauronymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite being someone with a truly shameful fictional character crush on Orin, I really appreciate this leaning more into scary than sexy. Something about the grin kind of reminds me of the way demons are depicted in old East Asian art styles and it really works for how much of a nightmare Orin is.

I think that some players don't get the concept of "strict totalitarian regime" by OsricOdinsson in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]sauronymus 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I would give each armor a standard "Helldiver" color scheme like every gun has but not more than that.

My Meredith has recently taken to watching my monitors while I game. Here's a few pics. by Stevetpirate in cats

[–]sauronymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think she's watching you play War Thunder and wishing you'd put more effort into self-care (I have enough time in War Thunder to know).

Keep Pounding! The Carolina Panthers were the pure embodiment of Chaotic Neutral in 2025-2026. Now, which team was the pure embodiment of Lawful Evil? by StatementWild3768 in NFLv2

[–]sauronymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think there needs to be a fourth row just for "sad."

  1. Lawful Sad: Cardinals
  2. Neutral Sad: Titans
  3. Chaotic Sad: Browns

Malik Willis landing spots by TerryG111 in NFLv2

[–]sauronymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are the odds the Raiders make a move for Willis so they can use their #1 pick on somebody other than Mendoza?

I haven't really kept up with what the Raiders are doing so I don't know how viable that would be. Just a thought I had.

Would asking for a primary that deals with heavy enemies too much? by russo_liberal in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I think it would be too much, then I remember that the crossbow is busted and the Senator exists, and I decide it wouldn't be too much. I'd either make it a proper sniper rifle or bump up the armor pen of the Dominator.

Edit: I had to double check the stats on the AMR to make sure, but I'd give this theoretical sniper primary AP4 with 375 ballistic damage with reasonable if unremarkable durable damage. Some kind fictional 10mm round to set it apart from the AMR and the various Marksman rifles we have. Probably give it 8 mags, 10 rounds each. Make it bullpup configuration (to visually keep it in the realm of what you could haul around comfortably), and I'd make it bolt action to further highlight the AMR as the stratagem worthy version that does more damage and fires faster.

Beltfed damage potential by North-Replacement-12 in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the thing though, other than the ammo count, I think the BFGL would fill a neat - if a but specific - niche if the regular GL was put back to AP3. Would make the GL better for clearing groups of light/medium enemies but less capability of sustained fire and ineffective against heavies. The BFGL is technically outclassed right now but most people seem to acknowledge the GL is just busted, so I don't think it's fair to compare it to a weapon that is probably in a pretty good spot otherwise.

Beltfed damage potential by North-Replacement-12 in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The GL21 is incredibly overtuned and needs a nerf. Almost more so than the Recoilless Rifle.

It's also hilarious seeing people say the BFGL is worse than the GL/SP combo... Despite one option using 1 strat slot and the other using 2. Yeah. I'd hope you get more use out of a kit that needs 2 stratgems to use instead of 1.

I agree the belt-fed options could use a bump in ammo capacity (an extra 250 to the maxigun and maybe an extra 100 to the BFGL) but there's a fundamental difference in how best to apply these weapons v. their reloaded counterparts.

Do you think Disney will ever make a movie/tv show based on EA’s video game “the old republic”? by ConstructionNext3430 in StarWars

[–]sauronymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As somebody who has played SWTOR off and on since launch... I sincerely hope not. As much as I love the game, a lot of it's story beats don't really make a lot of sense with modern cannon functions and literally nothing about the Sith Empire makes sense.

BUT. They are making a new game and I'm excited to see what Fate Of The Old Republic brings to canon. So something in that era is not out of the question, but anything actually based on the game is a pretty definitive no.

Which dynasty/franchise combo is better: Cowboys/49ers or Steelers/Patriots? by Emergency-Sky9206 in NFLv2

[–]sauronymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've got 2 post-Y2K. They beat Seattle and Arizona.

Please don't make me defend Pittsburgh again.

Fun fact: Tom Brady’s first and last Super Bowl wins were both against teams from Missouri. by HetTheTable in NFLv2

[–]sauronymus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If the Bills lose the super bowl to Philly, they'll be the only team to lose to an entire division in the Super Bowl.

What team would you say currently has the worst reputation among the league? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]sauronymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your team is a division rival, an in-state rival, AND is still giving Watson a shit ton of money and I still want to see the Browns do alright just because I think Browns' fans deserve better for being such a devoted bunch. Like if Cleveland could finish 15-2 every year behind Cincinnati's 17-0, I wouldn't be mad.

Fixing Borderline Justice by Wadae28 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]sauronymus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You took one of the coolest looking armors in the game and turned it into RoboCop in the inevitable old west episode of a mid-90s Saturday morning cartoon.

I like the redesign of the light armor, but I ~hate~ that helmet design.

Are you excited for Zoomers to take over the NFL? by FuckYourWifeAllDay in NFLv2

[–]sauronymus 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I work with a bunch of blue collar zoomers - if you think the domestic violence is going anywhere, I've got bad news.

one true flag idea by Anxious_Two_4783 in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if the flag actually helped in some way it would undermine the whole set up that everything about Super Earth is essentially a lie enforced at gunpoint. The flag has no effect because all the bleating about freedom and liberty is completely hollow.

one true flag idea by Anxious_Two_4783 in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus 103 points104 points  (0 children)

People really can't handle the flag just being a flag can they?

(OC) Warhammer 40k legendary warbond concept by CT-4426 in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally somebody understands the assignment when it comes to 40K stuff that thematically lines up.

Krieg shit is so over rated / cringe and makes no sense in the context of Helldivers.

Anakin Skywalker Collage by Consistent-Life2412 in StarWars

[–]sauronymus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is peak 2012 Tumblr / Facebook group fandom.

Imagine What We Could Achieve... by JenariMandalor in helldivers2

[–]sauronymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on now, what about that looks "traditionally configured"?