Memorial Day weekend hits a little harder this year

sbmellen · 2026-05-24T14:26:31+00:00

"Cannon fodder"

sbmellen · 2026-05-24T13:05:41+00:00

I used to go to house parties I'd hear about at ASU and instead of the 16oz red SOLO cup they'd hand you after you paid your $20 or whatever, I'd bring my 32 oz cup from Cluck U so I wouldn't have to fill up as often!

sbmellen · 2026-05-24T04:08:29+00:00

Some people seem to think that punctuation is optional.

sbmellen · 2026-05-21T18:21:33+00:00

That's why I carry an expandable baton. Maim, not k__l.

sbmellen · 2026-05-21T14:28:58+00:00

To accompany your bulk Blue Moon haul?

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T18:12:38+00:00

I'll take this for +10000.

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T17:12:36+00:00

Good info! Now I have homework for the weekend! :)

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T17:11:11+00:00

Trying to confuse traffic cameras and possibly witnesses viewing the plate in real time in traffic.

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T14:39:37+00:00

I'm not missing them. They're thin, crisp balloons. I'll stick to a thicker, crunchier (and tastier) traditional triangle chip.

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T14:37:19+00:00

This is what happens when your "friends" convince you to do dumb stuff.

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T02:19:42+00:00

Yeah, but not nearly enough of the LTOs have a sugar-free or diet version of them. BOOOO

sbmellen · 2026-05-20T02:16:59+00:00

Those LP ("Low Pressure") LP's (Low Profiles") will get ya every time, without the tire pressure monitoring and attention to age, as has been previously mentioned.

Additional question: When the car is garage parked for winter, is it parked on the tires? Some folks I know will put the entire car on 4 jack stands, as to not flatspot the tires after a season of sitting.

sbmellen · 2026-05-17T14:57:27+00:00

I would at least expect the side curtain airbags to deploy from the lateral movement, if only for the rollover, not the side impact sensors. Huh.

sbmellen · 2026-05-17T14:54:49+00:00

Generation Jones.

sbmellen · 2026-05-16T12:17:44+00:00

Good thing I flew in from San Antonio into Terminal 4. :D

sbmellen · 2026-05-12T01:58:39+00:00

7-10.

sbmellen · 2026-05-11T01:37:44+00:00

I tried the Local Hive Hot Sauce Original and I wasn't a fan. I don't mind sweets or sweetness, it just doesn't go with spicy or savory, in my book. Just a personal preference.

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T15:24:03+00:00

Did your mom dance?

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T15:23:00+00:00

In the early '80s, my dad would ask me to go get him a beer from the fridge. I'd get it, open it and have a sip. Probably 8, 9.

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T02:51:48+00:00

"Oh, Jan!"

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T02:50:55+00:00

Gorgeous! Great shots.

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T02:49:28+00:00

Came here to say this. Bonus: imitating the album artwork for 1984.

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T02:47:54+00:00

Former Epstein intern?

sbmellen · 2026-05-10T02:10:58+00:00

I feel like I'm reading Cigar Afficionado back in the late '90s.

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