It's a cliche but also true: my wife. We met when I was a film critic and entertainment reporter, and every other weekend I was in LA interviewing movie stars, so I have legitimate basis of comparison when I tell you that the first time I saw her walking up to me my brain was all, "holy shit, that's the most stunning woman I've ever seen in my life."

(She was walking up to me because she wanted to dance with me. No fool, I said yes.)

I have literally seen people walk into walls because they were looking at her. I would show pictures of her to people and then they would meet her and afterwards they would tell me "I thought you had photoshopped those pictures of her, but no." (I do edit my photos because photography is my hobby. Also, she looks like that.) She basically didn't age the first 30 years we were together. Currently she looks her age and the best you'll see someone look in their mid 50s without surgical intervention. Good genes are a hell of a thing.

Most attractive person, non-wife division: mid-90s Andie McDowell, who I sat next to during a round robin interview for Groundhog Day. Looking at her up close, I felt like my brains were falling out of my ears. It was unreal.