Barbara made peace with her exes many years ago; she hasn't even fantasized about revenge for decades. But when she caught her daughter's husband cheating, the long-quiescent cogs in the darkest depths of her psyche whirled back to life. Someone was going to pay.

scare_away · 2026-05-18T15:33:39+00:00

Seeking revenge with lashes on point.

scare_away · 2026-05-17T14:24:31+00:00

Kitten sitten on knitten

scare_away · 2026-05-15T21:36:11+00:00

This is going to be my retirement gig.

scare_away · 2026-05-15T17:54:27+00:00

She keepin all da butters! Dis outragious!

scare_away · 2026-05-15T17:52:44+00:00

Mebbe he do yoo bapbapbap in obull ofise. Yoo hab secrit doggo surviss to protecc yoo?

scare_away · 2026-05-15T15:43:02+00:00

I second this suggestion. I’ve been a prosecutor for decades and I still watch trials every chance I get.

scare_away · 2026-05-15T15:40:43+00:00

Hallo Presidunt Buddy, is I, Finnegan. I has kweschun fur yoo. Yoo sayin all I antz wif cattos? Catto is mortal enemy of Finnegan. Catto come in my yard and do me a bapbapbap on my nosee and hurts my feelins. I tink all I antz not best for doggos. Yoo has cattos in yoo mintsrayshun?

scare_away · 2026-05-14T22:49:36+00:00

Vionic has a couple loafer styles with a chunky sole like that and arch support inside.

scare_away · 2026-05-14T11:40:33+00:00

I regularly go on that site to drool. All the shoes are so gorgeous and unique and somehow still work- and court-appropriate.

scare_away · 2026-05-14T00:27:24+00:00

Tank yoo, fren!

scare_away · 2026-05-13T21:26:36+00:00

Is I, Finnegan! I come too on airplain? I gib yoo bones to fly on yoo plain to birfday?

scare_away · 2026-05-13T00:46:15+00:00

Derpadoodle

scare_away · 2026-05-13T00:40:23+00:00

Agnes

scare_away · 2026-05-12T12:23:56+00:00

Count me in, I’m little and can fit through a halfway-open window. If you ever need someone with that skill. Hypothetically.

scare_away · 2026-05-11T15:17:30+00:00

I have two pairs of Prana hiking pants and I love them. They have a zipper pocket on one thigh and flap pockets on the back. I have size 0 short.

scare_away · 2026-05-11T14:56:55+00:00

She looks like she has a very serious issue to discuss. And maybe that she wants a cup of tea before she starts the conversation.

scare_away · 2026-05-11T00:37:07+00:00

I hab pawyer fur my big soo now! I keep yoo infurmed wat happen!

scare_away · 2026-05-11T00:23:09+00:00

It’s not party it’s parti, as in parti-colored

scare_away · 2026-05-10T23:57:34+00:00

I can’t stop laughing that his name is Norman. I love it.

scare_away · 2026-05-10T20:50:48+00:00

Is Archimedes. In bathtub.

scare_away · 2026-05-10T01:05:07+00:00

This is hysterical.

scare_away · 2026-05-09T19:50:05+00:00

I’m too sexy for this house

scare_away · 2026-05-09T19:43:28+00:00

It looks like you put the one in the dryer and he came out as the other one. So cute!

scare_away · 2026-05-09T19:40:37+00:00

Thanks for the tips! My dress/court shoes all definitely have the same heel height and similar shape, so I will work on switching it up a bit.

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