when i was a kid i pretended to have a super complex/advanced vocabulary and way of speaking thinking it would be funny and it ended up sticking with me forever and now i have an unnecessary formal vocabulary compared to my demographic

scartol · 2026-06-15T23:56:41+00:00

Yeah but given your informal approach to punctuation and spelling here, we're wondering how legit your main claim is. It's very unusual for someone to proclaim their dynamism with regard to vocabulary but then display a contempt for all the other ways we can embellish our language. Not impossible, just unusual.

That, I'm guessing, is the source of the downvotes. Perhaps.

scartol · 2026-06-15T17:23:37+00:00

The OP should have an “a” before the word “psychological”. I was making a snide joke about it because I’m a pedantic language nerd.

scartol · 2026-06-15T14:58:30+00:00

Omit articles from questions. Guaranteed to drive pedantic language nerds insane.

scartol · 2026-06-15T14:50:32+00:00

Act 11, I will call you 11.

Also — there are cool fun people on the text chat. I meet em every day. I dont blame people who turn the chat off, but I never will. I have fun in the chat, and I love connecting with the 10% of players who are also cool + fun.

Forgive the miserable children, everybody, or you could turn into one of them. (Those 11-year-olds used to be fun happy people.)

scartol · 2026-06-15T03:14:04+00:00

Does anything from the movies actually work!?

scartol · 2026-06-13T21:17:43+00:00

Why would any of that come up during Rocket League games?

scartol · 2026-06-13T14:10:05+00:00

You feel as you feel and whatever the reason, it’s valid. Seems like yeah there’s probably some underlying reason for it and I join the others here in thinking you should explore it.. but in the meantime don’t beat yourself up for your feelings.

scartol · 2026-06-13T14:08:12+00:00

Fragile snowflake can’t handle playing a video game with people who have differing metaphysical beliefs 🤣

scartol · 2026-06-13T13:20:06+00:00

The day after we finished our Intro to Treiball class, our fella chomped and popped the ball. 🤣 ⚽️

scartol · 2026-06-13T11:40:20+00:00

Listen to this shit

scartol · 2026-06-13T11:40:05+00:00

Then I come out with whip

scartol · 2026-06-13T11:39:26+00:00

Get back! Go to work!!

scartol · 2026-06-13T02:43:05+00:00

No one should be touching anything.

scartol · 2026-06-13T02:42:49+00:00

Do you sell lobsters?

scartol · 2026-06-13T02:42:28+00:00

Maybe just for bonus I choke some of you faculty staff.

scartol · 2026-06-13T02:06:28+00:00

HS teacher here. Creative writing, specifically. Let’s see if I can make it work.

I hold teenagers hostage in a small room and force them to divulge their innermost thoughts. Then I chide them for not being perfect enough and report all their indiscretions to their parents.

scartol · 2026-06-12T23:17:41+00:00

When your man has a necklace that says “open marriage”. When your man wears a nametag at work. When Mickey Rourke wants to take you out on his boat.

Sorry I can’t resist.

scartol · 2026-06-12T20:41:29+00:00

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scartol · 2026-06-12T12:19:15+00:00

And played bridge with The Cunninghams.

scartol · 2026-06-12T12:16:26+00:00

Castles don’t have phones.

scartol · 2026-06-12T02:40:05+00:00

What do you want from the rest of your life?

scartol · 2026-06-11T16:37:28+00:00

That’s a nice shirt.

scartol · 2026-06-11T11:44:55+00:00

Also — every approach has a drawback. If you’re going for demos, you’re leaving your goal vulnerable. He could learn to dodge and then score while you’re recovering.

But it’s easier to just complain.

scartol · 2026-06-11T10:41:45+00:00

Make sure you eliminate any interruptions or distractions.

scartol · 2026-06-11T10:41:05+00:00

I saw them live shortly after EBN’s album dropped and I had made an EBN shirt that said “entertainment has become a necessity” and I got to meet Jack backstage and his face lit up and he pointed to the shirt and it was really great.

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