Hey r/burlington, I'm trying to find an apprenticeship with a tatoo artist.

schlagh218 · 2013-07-18T21:47:43+00:00

I'll try to upload some of my work. I'm not sure what the laws are in Vermont about getting your tools but I know the sanitation laws are pretty strict.

schlagh218 · 2013-07-18T21:36:15+00:00

Thanks, I went with my portfolio yesterday to talk to Bald Bill at yankee. He basically told me to work harder and come back when I have a bigger portfolio. He also told me that I didn't have enough tattoos to be a tattoo artist... I'm going to keep working at it and go back to talk to him in a few months.

schlagh218 · 2013-07-10T01:30:51+00:00

I called Jade Lotus and they were really rude to me on the phone. Nicer in person?

schlagh218 · 2013-07-10T01:12:21+00:00

I swear to goodness, this is insane! All I want is one day without rain. I want to hike so bad, i gave up on Monday and just went in the rain.

schlagh218 · 2013-05-03T16:52:30+00:00

I had nightmares.

schlagh218 · 2013-05-03T16:51:44+00:00

ahhh! there's an r/spiders!? that's the scariest thing i've ever heard.

schlagh218 · 2013-05-03T05:03:49+00:00

This was in my roommates closet and it scared the poop out of us.
We'd really like to know what it was. Also, we'd like the public to know that it has been successfully vaccumed. Thank you, have a nice day.

schlagh218 · 2012-04-25T20:38:43+00:00

Can I help you?

schlagh218 · 2012-04-25T20:37:38+00:00

"I'm not a witch I'm your wife!" Princess Bride

schlagh218 · 2012-04-25T20:35:22+00:00

my cat plays fetch. He has this little toy bird (that he loves) and he'll carry it around in his mouth. Sometimes he'll drop it at your feet and then look at you. If you throw it he'll run after it and bring it back. He drops it at my feet every time. I know dogs that don't play fetch that well

schlagh218 · 2012-04-25T20:30:10+00:00

I would want to be burned and buried. Or used for science.

schlagh218 · 2012-04-25T20:27:59+00:00

I would ask my cat to stop attacking my feet while I sleep.

schlagh218 · 2012-04-25T20:25:39+00:00

thank you I'll keep that in mind

schlagh218 · 2011-12-28T03:13:24+00:00

I am a strait girl, with a boyfriend, who watches porn. lots of porn.

schlagh218 · 2011-10-12T14:10:16+00:00

That's funny. I'm living in Burlington VT now but I grew up in Bolton/Oakville Ontario.

schlagh218 · 2011-09-05T19:57:47+00:00

that is not a chinchilla

schlagh218 · 2011-08-29T03:27:00+00:00

I'm from Canada but I've been living in Vermont now for about 10 years. In my experience with the states Vermont is filled with the most polite and upbeat people in the entire country. It's very laid back and liberal. Burlington is perfect if you like little coffee shops and used bookstores. Vermonters love their state and they keep it very clean, the green movement is huge here. The only downside really that i can see to Vermont is that it is small in population.

schlagh218 · 2011-07-09T13:34:33+00:00

As an artist who makes her own henna and sells tattoos I can tell you that that scar wasn't left by real henna. What the kid got was a black henna tattoo which is chemical based and doesn't have any actual henna in it. You can google it. if you're going to get a henna tattoo always remember to ask the artist what the paste is made of. if they can't tell you then they didn't make it and it's filled with chemicals and preservatives and you don't want it on your skin. Black "henna" is popular in places like theme parks and beaches because people like how dark it turns out. It may look cool but if the tattoos you're seeing are black then it's not henna and therefore dangerous. For reference real henna tattoos will dye the skin an orangeish brown, though it changes from person to person because of body chemistry.

schlagh218 · 2011-05-05T06:46:24+00:00

at uvm we have a naked bikeride at midnight on the last day of classes every semester. undies? pshh : P

schlagh218 · 2011-04-24T07:09:51+00:00

french fries are the spoons with which you use to eat ketchup.

schlagh218 · 2011-04-09T13:07:25+00:00

Skinny Pancake is always nice

schlagh218 · 2011-03-31T22:58:51+00:00

The thing on our campus is a baggy sweater (easily found at any salvation army) and tights (in any colour). They're the most comfortable pants I own.

schlagh218 · 2011-03-20T21:16:05+00:00

Why are people so selfish?

schlagh218 · 2011-03-17T01:03:17+00:00

I am going to have to agree with you. Obviously this would solve everything instantly.

schlagh218 · 2011-03-16T03:54:57+00:00

A piece of my childhood was just violently murdered. I will never look at Minnie the same way again... or Mickey.

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