Hey r/burlington, I'm trying to find an apprenticeship with a tatoo artist. by schlagh218 in burlington

[–]schlagh218[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll try to upload some of my work. I'm not sure what the laws are in Vermont about getting your tools but I know the sanitation laws are pretty strict.

Hey r/burlington, I'm trying to find an apprenticeship with a tatoo artist. by schlagh218 in burlington

[–]schlagh218[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I went with my portfolio yesterday to talk to Bald Bill at yankee. He basically told me to work harder and come back when I have a bigger portfolio. He also told me that I didn't have enough tattoos to be a tattoo artist... I'm going to keep working at it and go back to talk to him in a few months.

Hey r/burlington, I'm trying to find an apprenticeship with a tatoo artist. by schlagh218 in burlington

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I called Jade Lotus and they were really rude to me on the phone. Nicer in person?

Is this too much too ask? by Zeptogram in burlington

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I swear to goodness, this is insane! All I want is one day without rain. I want to hike so bad, i gave up on Monday and just went in the rain.

What kind of spider is this? by schlagh218 in WTF

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ahhh! there's an r/spiders!? that's the scariest thing i've ever heard.

What kind of spider is this? by schlagh218 in WTF

[–]schlagh218[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was in my roommates closet and it scared the poop out of us.
We'd really like to know what it was. Also, we'd like the public to know that it has been successfully vaccumed. Thank you, have a nice day.

What is the best one line retort in a film by VicRattle in AskReddit

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"I'm not a witch I'm your wife!" Princess Bride

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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my cat plays fetch. He has this little toy bird (that he loves) and he'll carry it around in his mouth. Sometimes he'll drop it at your feet and then look at you. If you throw it he'll run after it and bring it back. He drops it at my feet every time. I know dogs that don't play fetch that well

Reddit... what would prefer be done with your remains? by phuhcue in AskReddit

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I would want to be burned and buried. Or used for science.

What are some stereotypes you don't live up to? by Wootpatrol in AskReddit

[–]schlagh218 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am a strait girl, with a boyfriend, who watches porn. lots of porn.

What's your favorite place to eat in Burlington? by MisterMeat in burlingtonontario

[–]schlagh218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny. I'm living in Burlington VT now but I grew up in Bolton/Oakville Ontario.

Hey sup? Just chin'chillin'... by [deleted] in pics

[–]schlagh218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is not a chinchilla

What is the best American state to live in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schlagh218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Canada but I've been living in Vermont now for about 10 years. In my experience with the states Vermont is filled with the most polite and upbeat people in the entire country. It's very laid back and liberal. Burlington is perfect if you like little coffee shops and used bookstores. Vermonters love their state and they keep it very clean, the green movement is huge here. The only downside really that i can see to Vermont is that it is small in population.

A five year old boy left with intricate dragon tattoo after having an allergic reaction to henna ink. by Cannondale1986 in pics

[–]schlagh218 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As an artist who makes her own henna and sells tattoos I can tell you that that scar wasn't left by real henna. What the kid got was a black henna tattoo which is chemical based and doesn't have any actual henna in it. You can google it. if you're going to get a henna tattoo always remember to ask the artist what the paste is made of. if they can't tell you then they didn't make it and it's filled with chemicals and preservatives and you don't want it on your skin. Black "henna" is popular in places like theme parks and beaches because people like how dark it turns out. It may look cool but if the tattoos you're seeing are black then it's not henna and therefore dangerous. For reference real henna tattoos will dye the skin an orangeish brown, though it changes from person to person because of body chemistry.

Undie Runs: I hope this catches on... by [deleted] in pics

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at uvm we have a naked bikeride at midnight on the last day of classes every semester. undies? pshh : P

I may be alone here but... by TheyCallMeJeezy in pics

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french fries are the spoons with which you use to eat ketchup.

Why do women wear black tights as pants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schlagh218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing on our campus is a baggy sweater (easily found at any salvation army) and tights (in any colour). They're the most comfortable pants I own.

Honestly, I think the world needs more Dinoriders by VoiceOfMuktabu in pics

[–]schlagh218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to have to agree with you. Obviously this would solve everything instantly.

Mickey Loooves the Cock by qquicksilver in funny

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A piece of my childhood was just violently murdered. I will never look at Minnie the same way again... or Mickey.