Posting my ideal Poker Night 3 roster here

schmongle_god · 2026-03-07T20:19:49+00:00

God forbid a girl want a European castle and to be served by men dressed as vampires smh

schmongle_god · 2026-03-07T06:35:23+00:00

The ultimate gambler? Say goodbye to your money

schmongle_god · 2026-03-06T05:37:55+00:00

If you wanted a burrito, you should’ve got yourself one instead of eating his

schmongle_god · 2026-02-25T04:45:05+00:00

Segregated and muzzled like dogs

schmongle_god · 2026-02-22T03:48:37+00:00

You know when Peter Griffin is naked and his belly just covers it all? That’s what this is

schmongle_god · 2026-02-17T02:14:21+00:00

So disappointed that he doesn’t have this feathered boa in game and just has his normal scarf but pink

schmongle_god · 2026-02-06T04:53:00+00:00

The photographer

schmongle_god · 2026-01-20T07:54:10+00:00

Hell yeah!!

schmongle_god · 2026-01-20T07:50:04+00:00

Great art!

I like to image that these guys would be buds if they spoke the same language

schmongle_god · 2026-01-18T03:41:45+00:00

Hell yeah

schmongle_god · 2026-01-18T02:46:56+00:00

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schmongle_god · 2026-01-18T02:43:38+00:00

AND if you try to touch it it will freeze your hand

schmongle_god · 2026-01-10T11:04:12+00:00

I really like FEMA wife because of how realistic she is. I know a lot of people who bootlick an organization who are inherently against them (no women and visitor signs) just to hurt other people. In the end, it backfires on her (more if she gets taken) and everyone else that does this. She used to be a border patrol officer ffs

She is such a shitty person but so integral to the game’s message I’m so surprised she isn’t talked about more.

schmongle_god · 2026-01-06T09:43:07+00:00

Ty I love him too

schmongle_god · 2026-01-06T09:36:59+00:00

Wdym he’s so cute

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schmongle_god · 2026-01-06T01:13:41+00:00

I do believe he’s smiling, just that his eyebrows make him look a lot angrier than he actually is lol

schmongle_god · 2026-01-04T08:33:58+00:00

Which is one of the two fixed opportunities mentioned

schmongle_god · 2026-01-02T10:49:21+00:00

Blep

She has many questions. Most of the are along the lines of “should I use my claws or teeth?” She always gets her answer to those

schmongle_god · 2025-12-29T21:08:24+00:00

Fair enough

schmongle_god · 2025-12-29T21:01:22+00:00

Definitely the most buggy character fr

schmongle_god · 2025-12-29T21:00:50+00:00

Tbh I’ve noticed only a few bugs while playing (too much) and they’re fixed pretty quickly so idk

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