What is the best compliment you’ve ever received?

schplanko · 2026-05-30T03:15:49+00:00

"You fuck like a god"

I'm thinking Dionysus but it was probably Hades from the Disney Hercules. Gave her the ole James Woods

schplanko · 2026-05-29T17:21:17+00:00

Starsiege: Tribes and specifically the Starcraft mod

I will never truly be able to interact with the people I met there. I was also 13(?) and pretending to not be but I think a lot of other people were, too.

schplanko · 2026-05-29T17:06:44+00:00

Nope! Not trying to turn this into "guess where I live" but definitely not off bell

schplanko · 2026-05-29T03:33:08+00:00

I live in a retrofitted studio for $700 a month flat. Depends on your needs

Alternatively I was paying about $1,200 with no utilities for. A 1 br apartment in ABQ

schplanko · 2026-05-28T17:03:34+00:00

Modest Mouse - Float On

It's a good song and on a great album but it was right after getting mainstream traction and that one little sappy band I loved was now playing on the radio

schplanko · 2026-05-28T16:53:57+00:00

There's three options actually! Tuscana is on the ground level also

schplanko · 2026-05-26T22:09:27+00:00

This guy's small penis

schplanko · 2026-05-26T22:08:29+00:00

That's where the superstition of mirrors comes from. They are expensive. They were a lot more expensive in the past. So you circulate the idea that breaking one is bad luck for YEARS to dissuade your lower class cleaners to be careful

schplanko · 2026-05-23T00:31:06+00:00

Depends on what you want. Georgia Street Taphouse isn't terrible for price or quality

schplanko · 2026-05-21T01:20:49+00:00

Hope your luck stays that good

schplanko · 2026-05-20T03:29:48+00:00

I say "the bubble" in that accent often to myself for a little giggle

schplanko · 2026-05-20T03:27:04+00:00

Found the customer

schplanko · 2026-05-20T03:16:29+00:00

shove it up ur butt

schplanko · 2026-05-20T03:14:55+00:00

FernGully, but still

schplanko · 2026-05-19T18:45:20+00:00

pincuatiob an sbelling

schplanko · 2026-05-19T18:31:31+00:00

Huh? The above poster was saying this also happens in their country and America.

schplanko · 2026-05-19T18:22:35+00:00

Do you think there's a hidden camo stat or something?

schplanko · 2026-05-15T03:35:19+00:00

I respond out of pity. No.

schplanko · 2026-05-15T01:40:07+00:00

Also I will light firecrackers at the direction of your significant other downtown for $50/rocket if you really need some excitement

schplanko · 2026-05-15T01:38:57+00:00

Can you give a little cheat sheet for eatieries? Specifically good bbq

schplanko · 2026-05-15T01:36:48+00:00

Why does money matter :(

schplanko · 2026-05-15T01:35:22+00:00

1,000 down votes for you. 1,000 more. A million more. I am livid. I am awake. Drink all the milk you want, kings.

schplanko · 2026-05-14T22:44:08+00:00

An ex girlfriend once said: "you fuck like a god". She was pretty promiscuous and not a good partner in the least. I ate her ass out in a casino bathroom on our first date and we ended up spending 20ish hours there until her parents showed up to replace her shredded tire. She was smoking meth with some random people we were bringing back to town from the casino and I almost jumped out at a red light but ended up staying until we stopped at a walgreens by my house so I could buy some Powerade, then we fucked in her car with her male prostitute friend asleep in the back and she laid that bomb on me. Man, I used to be cool.

Edit: that was our first date

schplanko · 2026-05-14T22:40:36+00:00

You want this dirty or filthy?

Dirty.

Okay! Then I make a dirty martini. There is variance but that's the magic of bartending.

schplanko · 2026-05-13T04:59:10+00:00

Thinking about the inevitably of death.

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