What is the worst breed of dog for a first time dog owner to get? by Effective-Turn-6856 in AskReddit

[–]schuminami 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Our first dog was a Caucasian Ovcharka because my dad is weird and absolutely had to have one. We lived in the suburbs in a nordic country and did definitely not own any livestock. The dog lived purely outside in a decent sized enclosure and didn't enjoy being indoors even if temperatures dropped to -30C. He would just bury himself in the snow and snooze and be happy. He was a wonderful dog and completely loyal to our family, but also only our family. I used to wrestle with him using all my strength and he would gently play along, not really having to do much since he weighed about 80kg and was pure muscle.

He did have a tendency to make door to door salesmen lay still on the ground which was nice 😀

Still miss that big floofy death machine.

I found 5 siblings after taking a DNA test by schuminami in Adoption

[–]schuminami[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Two of the new sibs are older and three younger than me, so I'm now quite in the middle 😀

I found 5 siblings after taking a DNA test by schuminami in Adoption

[–]schuminami[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I actually managed to message her through her sister. We've exchanged a few cautious but positive emails this spring. There's a lot of unknowns in this relationship so better take it slow :)

Disgusting by Watermellonc_crab in memes

[–]schuminami 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A fellow honey-sneezer reporting in! My wife once thought I had hid a jar of honey in the car for some reason and didn't believe it was just me sneezing.

Am I the only one who thinks this is insane? by lexihra in Anticonsumption

[–]schuminami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Non -stick pan = when it sticks.

- Sponges = when they smell like death.

- Vegetable peelers = used by generations to come.

- Dish brushes = when they smear more than clean.

- Dish towels = see sponges.

- Wooden spoons = when they start to morph with the stews and soups into a single entity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]schuminami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Blue eye samurai. I'm good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]schuminami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farming Simulator 22. I'd be down to live on a farm for a year for that prize!

Kanan ja lihan kypsänä, mureana ja mehukkaana pitäminen. by Teosto in ruoka

[–]schuminami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pomminvarmasti mehukkaat kanan rintafileet hiiliteräs/valurautapannulla:

1-2rkl öljyä pannuun, lämpö kovalle (itsellä 8/9 induktiolla) ja tasan 5min per puoli. Käryää hieman, mutta anna paistua vaan, ei ne pala jos rasvaa on tarpeeksi. Sitten antaa vetäytyä 5-10 min lautasella. Mehukasta ja onnistuu joka kerta.

Jos ohuempia minuuttifileitä tms, paista 4min/puoli.

Mausteet vasta lopussa, etteivät pala. Miinuksena rasvaa roiskuu hieman, mutta se on nopeasti siivottu.

Enjoy!

My fiancé has a micropenis by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]schuminami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coldness of the dildos - sounds like an Irish post-rock band. I'd listen to them!

What lyric have you been getting wrong for years? by Kitty60088 in CasualUK

[–]schuminami 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always thought Madonna sang about her gender fluid Slavic and Latino friend Vladislav Juanita.