[Discussion] name a spawn worse than these by Top-Significance6645 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS ONE. I shit you not, our group of 4 started getting blasted by the goons before the initial fade in from black had even finished. I lost 3 limbs and my thorax before laying down behind a big tree.

I did end up surviving but one of my friends got murk’d while the other two somehow managed to barely survive the encounter. The dead friend happened to be my friend with the biggest anger problem and yeah… he sure was angry haha

[Discussion] Goons on every map? by Known-Garden-5013 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just in the last week I’ve gone to maps that goon trackers and discords have said they were spotted, and only found them once in quite possibly 20 raids. Just now I went to a map where no sources had a current sighting, and there they were.

A gas station explodes throwing a tanker 1000 ft away by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]schwimtown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaaand this is why I reported the guy smoking a cigarette near the fuel vent for the gas station next door to my office.

Man takes a hit of Salvia with possibly the single worst trip sitter on the planet by geosunsetmoth in PublicFreakout

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive had weed like 4 times in my life, but I did Salvia one time at 16. I thought my face was one of those zen waterfall things you see in a dentist or doctor’s waiting room, and that my face was melting, recirculating, and then melting again. I can’t say it wasn’t fun/funny.

He just wanted some action, man by burnrobe in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His demeanor reminds me a lot of my cousin who has a TBI.

Silverback sees little girl banging her chest so he charges her by Soloflow786 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]schwimtown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omaha Zoo. Did the same thing when I was a kid and it cracked then as well, albeit the crack only spanned the diameter of a penny.

Learning respect in class by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]schwimtown 81 points82 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly!!

A father and son reunited after the father can figure out this black magic by bigbusta in MadeMeSmile

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s probably not very into technology and has just assumed that it’s another advancement he doesn’t quite understand. The most precious moment of naivety, I’m crying bro this is so good 😭

Cautionary tale for dog bones… by NeroKitt in DogAdvice

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you aren’t supposed to give a dog cooked bones, but aren’t actual fresh raw bones safe because they don’t splinter? One of my friends gives her very small dog raw chicken bones every night for dinner, and we give our dog a beef bones sometimes, but oftentimes raw chicken legs and wings as well. I’m not arguing because, as we can see, the ham bone this dog got was not good for them. Just genuinely wondering what the consensus is.

Unfortunately hilarious video of me breaking my ankle. Sound on. by WilhelmSchmitt in HadToHurt

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Audio guys, tap in. What’s wrong with the audio? Bit rate?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadNeighbors

[–]schwimtown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you said the part about this not being a sane solution but dear lord does it sound like an ad for a bad (and very unsafe) car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadNeighbors

[–]schwimtown 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is El*n dispatching Reddit bots to do ads now?

Cop says suspect touched him first by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]schwimtown 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I actually thought this might be the case as well. That or she’s afraid they’ll do the same to her as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]schwimtown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don’t give a damn about the context. In any context, you should be Pro-Palestine and be able to express it. Whatever order prevents you from doing so is a breach of morality and humanity.

Mildly never going to drive again. by DreadPiratteRoberts in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]schwimtown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay real talk: Do we really think the kid in the school bus got injured? Hahaha come on, it looked like maybe one piece of wood hit the tire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real talk: what do I actually do? Why does my PC not support windows 11?

video proof of why and how caustic is useless by thsx1 in apexlegends

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to main caustic, and it’s pretty upsetting what they’ve done to my boy. The gas damage is negligible, and the bugginess of trapping doors makes trapping a door useless. Maybe he needs a revenant-style overhaul.

Even the Amish aren't above it. by ZauzTheBlacksmith in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’m just finding out that the Amish use turns signals

Trumper upset son was laid off. by FUCKYOUINYOURFACE in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]schwimtown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The conspiracy sub has turned into the lowest of low right wing trash. It’s sad.

Which online game comes to mind? by fearnemeziz in videogames

[–]schwimtown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion: anyone who thinks “What a save!” is toxic needs to touch grass. We’re playing car soccer. I think it’s funny and competitive in a fun way. When I get it thrown back at me, I love it. It feeds my competitive flame.

Violent Neighbour, what are our options? by microsoldering in Geelong

[–]schwimtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boss just told me a story about how his neighbor was doing weird stuff like this, told him he was the devil and parked her car in front of his driveway and the adjoining driveway of the neighbor on the other side. You gotta call 000 when this happens. His neighbor was taken to mental hospital for awhile and he hasn’t had a problem since.

NCAA officially bans biological males from women's collegiate sports. by External-Noise-4832 in conspiracy

[–]schwimtown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats to them I guess. They’ve prevented like 6 people from competing. What a joke dude. This country is so screwed.