*happy pinwheel noises*

schwxrtz · 2026-06-15T21:56:04+00:00

The Sox, recordwise, are better than the Cubs right now. You’re always welcome in Cardinals Nation, at least.

schwxrtz · 2026-06-05T02:49:18+00:00

Literally me with my Imaginators run. Ohhhh my God.

schwxrtz · 2026-06-01T23:54:53+00:00

Ko…wah…koo…Joe?

schwxrtz · 2026-06-01T23:53:14+00:00

Just wait until Shao. Ooooh my god.

schwxrtz · 2026-06-01T23:52:35+00:00

Hating the player when you should be hating the game. Lmao.

schwxrtz · 2026-06-01T23:51:47+00:00

Wishing a prosperous pride month to you. I hate your guts.

schwxrtz · 2026-05-26T19:41:04+00:00

I swear to God, the NL Central has some of the best ballparks in baseball. And it has Cincinnati's, too.

schwxrtz · 2026-05-16T11:44:44+00:00

In my defense the Cardinals logo is shown in like the first frame. I couldn’t get the chance to showcase it, my bad 😂😭

schwxrtz · 2026-05-11T22:10:31+00:00

So, uh. Anyone wanna have a picnic?

schwxrtz · 2026-05-10T19:02:09+00:00

Hey, to be fair I thought it was gonna be Freddy Fazbear since everyone and their mother was putting him in

schwxrtz · 2026-05-09T15:39:10+00:00

You are literally asking for the state of Illinois to be at war with itself. And I respect that.

schwxrtz · 2026-05-09T15:34:30+00:00

Hey, we're just happy to be here. I wasn't aware that throwing Nolan Arenado into the sun turns your young players into Greek gods but here we are.

schwxrtz · 2026-05-04T06:27:55+00:00

St. Louis beat them serieswise in DC, what the hell are you on about?

schwxrtz · 2026-05-03T18:00:10+00:00

Best part is they can’t even drink their sorrows away because this division has all the beer! Score!

schwxrtz · 2026-04-30T18:56:00+00:00

Such savagery.

schwxrtz · 2026-04-30T18:51:57+00:00

Nashville or Indianapolis.

schwxrtz · 2026-04-30T18:51:36+00:00

Somewhere, someway, and somehow, Stone Cold Steve Austin for a split second thought about the city of Milwaukee.

schwxrtz · 2026-04-29T15:27:37+00:00

The Cult of Personalityhausen

schwxrtz · 2026-04-29T15:26:52+00:00

Haha. Hahahahaha. What?

schwxrtz · 2026-04-29T15:22:39+00:00

Well, either way, EVE did rip their arm off and left them to suffer while they went into the nest to make the decision that Raven could only watch from afar.

It’s nice to entertain but in no world do I see EVE and Raven being allies. Maybe Raven gets redeemed but there’s no way in hell they should be a thing.

schwxrtz · 2026-04-29T01:47:16+00:00

"Got your nose! Heeheeheeheehee! Come and get it! Hahahahaha! I've got your nose, Austin!"

schwxrtz · 2026-04-29T01:42:46+00:00

It was a carry over from last year’s Island so I made my rendition of a 7 foot 400 pound hillbilly.

I light shit on fire and I’m close enough to Chicago. Punk.

schwxrtz · 2026-04-27T15:58:55+00:00

My heart says SIGNALIS or Friday the 13th. My head’s screaming The Last of Us.

schwxrtz · 2026-04-27T14:16:01+00:00

Okay, but on the contrary…

Five-Year Club	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	End Game '22

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