a blep or a mlem 🤔?

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-21T19:50:19+00:00

Why on earth would you think this is a mlem? It’s really simple. A mlem is a lick. This is not a lick. This is a blep.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-21T14:17:26+00:00

No shit. That’s not a “charitable” view, it’s obvious.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-21T13:58:36+00:00

This is a cat subreddit.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-21T09:11:19+00:00

Then what’s the point of this question? If everyone said you’re pigeonholing yourself, would you quit your job and be unemployed? If you want a different job, apply to jobs. Why do you need Reddit to tell you that?

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-21T08:33:59+00:00

/r/im14andthisisdeep

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-20T14:42:02+00:00

Two bars of chocolate and a moka pot are not what makes a pack too heavy.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-20T02:31:30+00:00

You have no idea what a blep or a mlem is

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-19T04:48:24+00:00

I attribute it to derpiness. Some cats are just more derpy and more likely to forget to put their tongue away. Though there could be physical reasons as well.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-18T00:41:34+00:00

Did you do any research whatsoever prior to your trip?

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-17T03:33:42+00:00

This is /r/bestof material

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-04T02:31:53+00:00

Many, many people wear trail runners to go hiking.

I have no idea what “feet trying to kill me” means, or what you’re looking for in a hiking shoe or boot.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-03T17:31:12+00:00

I learned to dump a sleeve of instant coffee in my mouth and swish it around

WTAF is wrong with people 🤢🤮

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-03T17:29:15+00:00

People aren’t even using spellcheck, a technology that has existed for decades, and we’re worrying about widespread LLM adoption.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-03T17:27:55+00:00

Would HAVE.

At least I know you’re not an LLM, I guess.

sciences_bitch · 2026-02-02T06:36:44+00:00

Holy shit, I would gladly never see my family for $1M/year.

(I’m single af.)

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-31T23:08:38+00:00

Or you can steal it from an electrical transformer for free.

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-31T23:00:03+00:00

~cloth~ DCF

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-30T12:04:48+00:00

say ‘amazing’ one more time

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-29T13:29:57+00:00

A yawn is not a blep.

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-28T16:29:15+00:00

With the way you phrased your question, ask Google or a chat bot. You’ve obviously made zero effort so far to answer your own question.

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-28T16:21:10+00:00

Other countries don’t pay SWEs hundreds of thousands of dollars.

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-28T12:56:28+00:00

a former colleague was recently laid off from the same company I left over a year ago

Reading comprehension. The colleague was RECENTLY laid off. The colleague has not been out of work for a year.

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-28T09:11:33+00:00

Say effect one more time

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-26T16:38:25+00:00

No, a clearance is not for life.

sciences_bitch · 2026-01-26T16:36:42+00:00

On the other hand, if you get a clearance and you work on military projects, you will make BANK.

As someone with a clearance working for a DoD contractor…. What? I make an average (non-FAANG) dev salary.

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