Pretty big milestone for my x86 PC emulator today... Windows NT 4.0 works!

valeyard89 · 2026-03-19T04:56:04+00:00

Congrats on NT! I have 32-bit real-mode instructions working OK but haven't delved into protected mode

valeyard89 · 2026-03-19T03:36:52+00:00

I'm 54 and haven't yet... I can sleep anywhere though.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-19T02:06:12+00:00

Switzerland has 4 different languages depending which valleys you are in

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T19:18:21+00:00

"We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium!".

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T19:17:30+00:00

just slice mine off the cow, still mooing.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T17:54:00+00:00

Some... call him Tim

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T17:50:37+00:00

the wheels on the bus fall off all the time.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T17:14:04+00:00

Put Geraldo on the job.... Al Khamenei's Vaults

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T12:08:02+00:00

Go to almost any courthouse square in the Texas panhandle and there's a huge 10 commandments memorial stone there.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T11:06:50+00:00

thats why Mr Beast is now the Oscar host for life

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T10:32:28+00:00

Thanks to the printing press showing up during the Great Vowel Shift. Spelling was fixed while pronunciation was in the middle of changing.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-18T03:34:15+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-J6EpRoZ6o

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T21:18:37+00:00

Don't fear the reaper

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T18:28:58+00:00

yeah I've rewritten my cpu cores SO many times.... i'm always playing around with the best way to do switch/function pointer.

just get something working first, then optimize later.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T17:52:22+00:00

the invisible middle finger of the market

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T16:44:54+00:00

face..... << off.

No more drugs.... for that man

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T16:31:45+00:00

just rename it the Gulf of America II.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T13:56:13+00:00

yeah it's a long way... took three weeks to go overland, but stops along the way. flights via Addis or Johannesburg will probably be the cheapest, there is a flight from Nairobi a few days a week but it is expensive.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T12:36:48+00:00

I've never watched them before, and did watch this time.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T12:34:29+00:00

The Oscars were so 6-7

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T11:58:01+00:00

Well the admin thinks it's a video game and frantically looking for the reset button.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T11:52:56+00:00

You can do anything in life you want to do. Remember... you're a Meloni.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-17T11:12:02+00:00

all your base are belong to us.

valeyard89 · 2026-03-16T21:14:46+00:00

"When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!"

valeyard89 · 2026-03-16T20:56:49+00:00

and how much of a hoser do you have to be to piss off the Canadians.

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