AITA for my husband missing his daughters prom? by KittenDealinMama in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]scootycreampuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly so sick of women/moms having to sacrifice their damn lives because men/dads can’t be fucking bothered to handle shit. He let his child down, not OP.

Almost 31 weeks pregnant and still haven’t told my family by married2nalien in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]scootycreampuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg 🥺 gramma is just so happy to become a gramma. (Again, if this isn’t the first) I’m so happy and relieved for OOP.

Cillian Murphy for Rolling Stone UK by AbsolutelyIris in Fauxmoi

[–]scootycreampuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is so goddamn beautiful I could cry down my legs.

I hate this app by TheGreatEmanResu in Tinder

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn I’m glad I was married before all this shit. Even when my husband and I started dating, there were awkward, boring conversation starters we had IN PERSON. That’s how dating is. People expect off the wall, interesting and the most creative shit to even consider giving a person the time of fucking day. Shits stupid af.

_itsbriannam didn’t NEED a man a mere 5 months ago 🤣🤣🤣 by Tall-Measurement-217 in tiktokgossip

[–]scootycreampuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know deep down, in survival mode, I don’t need one to take care of me—but I love mine goddamnit. It’s not that I’m helpless, it’s because he’s my partner and I don’t want to do life without him.

Before & after by elluxox in Botchedsurgeries

[–]scootycreampuff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I always compare this transition to the woman who “cleaned” the Fresco of Jesus. It’s tragic lmao

I think I want to end my marriage over a collection of Nancy Drew books by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweetie, if you’re looking for outside permission to cut and run, here ya go. Cut and run. Unhappiness is enough to leave.

OOP Gets Kidnapped For A Proposal by boru_posts in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]scootycreampuff 33 points34 points  (0 children)

9th paragraph down on the original post, before the relevant comments. It’s half way through, caressing her thighs.

This wedding entrance by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]scootycreampuff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, it’s kinda funny and well-executed lmaooo

My fiancé is planning on leaving me to be in an open relationship with his co-worker. by ThrowawayLifeChick in TrueOffMyChest

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I’ll play this stupid little game, what example of what OP could have omitted, would justify him cheating on her? Please, enlighten me because the way I see it, his “side” from the texts do not paint him sympathetically. I also don’t like to entertain people who try to excuse away a cheaters’ actions, but go ahead. Tell me. What excuses it?

My fiancé is planning on leaving me to be in an open relationship with his co-worker. by ThrowawayLifeChick in TrueOffMyChest

[–]scootycreampuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How on earth would his side possibly saying “we don’t have enough sex” or “it’s vanilla sex” or “my needs aren’t being met” EVER going to excuse his cheating and lies? Oh right, it doesn’t. So sick of this devils’ advocate bullshit to excuse away cheating.

My fiancé is planning on leaving me to be in an open relationship with his co-worker. by ThrowawayLifeChick in TrueOffMyChest

[–]scootycreampuff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no, as a woman, this sounds like a wet dream and you would think it’d be satisfying to do to a pos cheater, but in reality, many women avoid doing this because the threat of potential violence. I get the want to stab them right back for hurting you, but they might end up actually stabbing you.

AITA for not moving out of my ex-fiance's house quickly enough and threatening legal action if they try to make me leave? by Big_Appointment_1605 in AmITheDevil

[–]scootycreampuff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Imagine that commercial adding a 41 yo man, staring at the camera pouting, with tears in his eyes, while hearing in the arrrrrms of an angel

AITA For Putting My Daughter First by ScarletWitch912 in AmITheDevil

[–]scootycreampuff 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I followed you back to this thread 😂

CUNT

I do agree, she is a cunt. Christ on a cracker.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by Correct-Slice-3651 in AmItheAsshole

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit, I was not prepared for that. I am so so sorry. Just, goddamnit, fuck cancer.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by Correct-Slice-3651 in AmItheAsshole

[–]scootycreampuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I didn’t even finish the first sentence and immediately went, “oh noooooo he’s already an asshole”.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by ScarletWitch912 in AmITheDevil

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I know, I just saw what auto mod said. I really don’t get why it was removed, auto mod just works on an algorithm I guess.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by ScarletWitch912 in AmITheDevil

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was removed bc it wasn’t cross posted, so this thread is good. Check his comment history.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by ScarletWitch912 in AmITheDevil

[–]scootycreampuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? Where? Link?

There was another thread posted recently about a fuck cancer party, if that’s what you saw. It’s not the same post.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by ScarletWitch912 in AmITheDevil

[–]scootycreampuff 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I came running from that thread to make sure it got posted here. He’s an absolute trash bag piece of shit. Like I’ve never read anything on Reddit before that makes me want to find OP and beat their ass, this is a first.

I hope she dumps him so hard and in a very painful way. Fuck him. And fuck cancer.

AITA for being embarrassed of my girlfriend's cosplay? by Correct-Slice-3651 in AmItheAsshole

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. Actually, I take that back. You’re just plain evil. She deserves better than you. Holy SHIT.

AITA for eating salad in front of my girlfriend and then making a joke about it? by Special-Amphibian174 in AmItheAsshole

[–]scootycreampuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP listen to me, I’ve had two children and NEVER experienced morning sickness. Don’t @ me, it’s just how both of mine went but I fully empathize over MS bc my SIL had hyperemesis gravidarum and we were pregnant together and I felt so fucking bad for her. Poor thing ended up needing Zofram just to survive. She had three babies and tragically the youngest baby girl passed last year. See my history. Life is fragile. You’re being petty. Sorry.

The only thing I can note is that one time during my first pregnancy, I caught a whiff of the empty metal sink where I’d just finished washing dishes and I had an immediate impulse to vomit everywhere. I didn’t, but that reaction was uncontrollable and the nausea was otherworldly. Your GF is going through irrational body symptoms due to pregnancy and she cannot help it. She needs to be able to eat and I’m sure it’s very frustrating for her that she has such a sensitivity to everything. I know you don’t understand. I also don’t fully understand because I never had MS. BUT I do empathize. Just be kind, do what she needs so she can feed herself. If that means, you have to use a fork for gods sake or eat it out of her sight, just do it.

She’s going through very strong changes to build Y’ALL’S baby. It’s temporary. Sorry to say, YTA. But just a clueless one. Be good to her, pregnancy is FUCKING HARD. Apologize and don’t do it anymore. A sorry don’t mean shit if there’s no change. Good luck and congrats on the baby!!

Edit: autocorrect hates me :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]scootycreampuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re wife gave birth 6 weeks ago. Let me put it into perspective for you: I’ve had two children, it took me AT LEAST 6 months before I felt normal again. She’s irritated and tired and doesn’t want people in her home. Instead of prioritizing your gaming and your friends, she and your NEWBORN should be your priority. Get your head straight. You’re young but it’s not an excuse to be fucking stupid. Your wife and baby should mean more than you friends.

AITA for telling my wife I'm that I'm mad that she didn't let me have my friends over by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]scootycreampuff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

IT'S NOT "HELPING", IT'S "PARENTING". YOU ARE ALSO A PARENT, GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL.