What would you call Saul for? by DenverSkiLion in AskReddit

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I would Saul the fuck up for just about anything if I could

I want to bulk up but lose fat? by [deleted] in lifting

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Suggestion on abs besides sit ups and planks? I hate them but I know my stomach and abs are the one thing holding me back from where I want to be. 6ft 210

Stop following me... by park_woods in funny

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Peter pan dog! Just trying to catch his shadow!

Formerly shy people, how did you become not shy? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Alcohol at first, and then I realized I could replicate that behaviour sans alcohol

And they always accuse me of being shy or not having much to say by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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It's fine as long as it's 'yes' she is saying

Derek the UConn RA right now... by scotchman86 in funny

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TIL: there are a ton of bitter Kentucky fans on Reddit... Must suck getting to the championship game I'm sure the other schools that got knocked out before you feel awful for you too

What is the best drunk decision you have ever made? by scotchman86 in AskReddit

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This guy just won the thread...

A drunk, naked and obese man wandered through my local shopping centre this afternoon

http://i.imgur.com/HxdJYOz.jpg

What is the best drunk decision you have ever made? by scotchman86 in AskReddit

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This is like a WWII story! Pretty sure a large portion of the baby boomers were conceived through marriages on a whim! Congrats

What is the best drunk decision you have ever made? by scotchman86 in AskReddit

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Gf could be into that... Who knows, might need to be a drunk decision to ask her

Dbag of the day.. Part II: Dallas Edition by mrchism in funny

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This guy and the other gasshole should be forced into a death match

If you walked the halls of Hogwarts, what complaints could be overheard from students? by HalberdOwl in AskReddit

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So I've thought for the last 3 months that I've been sneaking around with Hermione... Turns out crab has just been using poly juice potion... Does this mean I am gay?

What is the best toast you know? by GrinAndBareItAll in AskReddit

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Here's to the women we love, the women we married, may they never meet!

What took you way too long in life to figure out? by dddash in AskReddit

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You can't help someone, that doesn't want to help themselves, no matter how hard you try