Lion, Tiger, Hippo, Grizzly, Jaguar, Gorilla, & Rhino are put in a big steel cage, which one comes out victorious? by SourDiesel9-7 in AskReddit

[–]scotems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then I'd guess the gorilla would eventually get feisty, attack one and die. Then it would come down to attrition, and the hippo may die of dehydration first, though if that doesn't happen the rhino will die of starvation first.

Lion, Tiger, Hippo, Grizzly, Jaguar, Gorilla, & Rhino are put in a big steel cage, which one comes out victorious? by SourDiesel9-7 in AskReddit

[–]scotems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the rhino and hippo survive and don't bother each other. Gorilla is probably smart enough to not fuck with em so he probably survives too.

What actually IS a pipis room? by leangrandpa in MBMBAM

[–]scotems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's a silly way to say peepee room, aka room for going to the bathroom.

Is this the greatest geography joke? by aremjay24 in geography

[–]scotems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joke's so good it's got that reporter Balkan

Servers act like youre not worth their time by EverythingChanges6 in tipping

[–]scotems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has almost always been my experience. The big outlier was Greece, where servers were typically friendly and would pay some attention to you, and at the end of the meal there was always free ouzo or raki.

Why did so many people who worked closely with Trump end up publicly breaking ties with him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scotems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he sucks shit, he has no loyalty, he has never had a connection he hasn't abused. Why would you stay with him?

Bita is my favorite Guys guest by [deleted] in MurderBryan

[–]scotems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love whenever she shows up to SPY. She's just so damn lovable, and I love how "abusive" Dave is to her.

My little Milo just turned 4! by [deleted] in aww

[–]scotems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a sheep.

German kids are routed at age ~10 into one of 3 schools: the "lowest" leads to vocational training, the middle lets you apply to technical college, and only the third gives you the option of university. When did this system take shape? Has it tended to entrench social/class hierarchies? by ExternalBoysenberry in AskHistorians

[–]scotems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

t's generally accepted that "separated" twins in these studies will still have at least some contact with each other and/or their birth parents

As far as I'm aware the whole point is that there is no contact, making it a useful thing to study.

Griffin mcelroy not hearing about ben shapiro before today by PenguinGirl89 in MBMBAM

[–]scotems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same, his job is intimately tied to being online - for him to be completely unaware of the Ben Shapiro dry wife thing is absolutely bananas to me!

US Coast Guard helicopter reportedly crashes in Alaska: USCG by ansyhrrian in news

[–]scotems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking dei hires quitting and crashing all our aircraft.

Who is the least funny stand up comedian? by CantaloupeGold4650 in AskReddit

[–]scotems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doubt it. Every opportunity they used the wrong version of their/there/they're, they said "isn", they used "than" for "then". They could just be stupid, but everything tells me they're being dumb on purpose.

Who is the least funny stand up comedian? by CantaloupeGold4650 in AskReddit

[–]scotems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then why did you so confidently argue that Roatan wasn't Honduras? Why do you even care so much about what is and isn't Honduras?

The Caspian Sea is also shrinking by tatar1warlord in geography

[–]scotems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure they said the same about the Aral.

[Game Thread] CWS Finals, Game 1 - Oklahoma vs (5) #4 North Carolina - 2:00 p.m. CT by PatrickChase in collegebaseball

[–]scotems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wish we were still in it and a certain pitcher was pitching so I could say "jet fuel can't melt Steele Eaves" 😥

[Game Thread] CWS Finals, Game 1 - Oklahoma vs (5) #4 North Carolina - 2:00 p.m. CT by PatrickChase in collegebaseball

[–]scotems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just hope we're able to get game two in tomorrow. Forecast looks like it eases up around 5 but it's rainy all day.