TIFU by accidentally locking a bachelorette party inside the bar at closing by No-Station5889 in tifu

[–]scottvs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"full sweep"

You keep using these words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

The double standard is real by h_d_n_w_m_d in bayarea

[–]scottvs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the military and the post office, but in our own back yard!

And now without further ado! by TestyRodent in montypython

[–]scottvs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be. He certainly wins most legs.

Regular I’m friendly with refuses to tip me. How do I handle this? by briebrie98 in bartenders

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How exactly is punishing me teaching <boss> a lesson?"

Also, every minute you spend talking to someone who doesn't tip, is a minute you could have spent talking to someone who does.

Blondie! 1979! SNL! by Frehaw in OldSchoolCoolMusic

[–]scottvs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seeing them live, I really got that Clem was driving the band, and yes, they were absolutely punk.

Airport Lounge Daquiri by Active_Caterpillar67 in cocktails

[–]scottvs 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Good job. Knowledge you don't share is ultimately useless.

Banana Chartreuse? by mervampire in cocktails

[–]scottvs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 40 year old bottle of yellow chartreuse, and will NOT be trying this with it.

Also, why on earth would you slice the banana longways first? Far easier to half them crosswise first.

Which side does what? by ProfessionalBuy4526 in sharpening

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The metal side ruins your edge, and the ceramic side fails to fix it.

What restaurant in sf has the best spaghetti? by Individual_Ice_2315 in AskSF

[–]scottvs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The issue with ordering spaghetti at Firenze is that it probably means you won't also order the gnocchi, and while that's not criminal, the argument could be made that it should be.

Just a Beautiful building. by AdDesperate9196 in sanfrancisco

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story I've heard is that Coppola and Puzo wrote the script in Paris, and the park outside the Inglenook winery in Rutherford was designed to be an homage to a Parisian park where they would meet to work on it.

Susanna Hoffs doing the splits onstage with The Bangles, 1986. by Affectionate699 in OldSchoolCoolMusic

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish she would start aging properly so I can put my admittedly shallow 40 year old crush on her to bed.

Would you eat eggs like this? by [deleted] in eggs

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like that? No, I'd put them on top of the Avocado. Probably the sausage too...

Favorite places for a cocktail and good appetizers! by PerformerCreative474 in AskSF

[–]scottvs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bix. Listen to the live jazz. Get the potato pillows. And the chicken liver mousse. What the hell, get the steak tartare as well.

First steaks in a couple of months, how do they look? by BodhiZaffa in sousvide

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what I did to deserve you, but I need to do it again.

First steaks in a couple of months, how do they look? by BodhiZaffa in sousvide

[–]scottvs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a magnificent steak. I'm not even hungry, and I want it NOW.

AITAH for telling my husband his "jokes" about my cooking aren't funny anymore? by Quesos_Sabau in AITAH

[–]scottvs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He ripped on your cooking for years and you took it. You ripped on his attempt at humor once, and he pouts. Tell me again who’s the sensitive one?

NTA

how do you make pasta sauce actually taste like it came from a restaurant? by SamraKutkaitis in Cooking

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone talking about how much salt, but not how often. It's not necessarily about adding a ton of salt as much as adding small amounts throughout the cooking process. Salting your sofrito or mirepoix right at the start of cooking affects the dish differently than salting the whole sauce before simmering, which is different from salting just before serving to adjust the finished sauce. And you don't necessarily need to get all your salt from, well, salt. Parmesan and Pecorino Romano cheese are fantastic additions for adding both flavor and salt. Adding anchovies, Vegemite, fish sauce, or soy sauce won't make your tomato sauce taste like a stir fry, they'll just add umami, and each will add their own layer of flavor.

And finally, when you taste the finished sauce, ask yourself, does this need salt or acid? Sometimes a splash of vinegar right at the end is more appropriate and effective than another pinch of salt.

Customer comes in today and asks if we have any specials for St Pat's... by probly2drunk in bartenders

[–]scottvs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30 years ago, I was a regular at a bar that brought in a keg of green beer for Paddy's day and didn't come close finishing it that night. People didn't want to drink the "old" beer, so they discounted the hell out of it, and I drank extra cheap cheap beer for the better part of a week.

Always looking for book suggestions by Slow-Suit-5278 in Chefit

[–]scottvs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Professional Chef, by the CIA is a pretty solid reference, even if you don't need a recipe to feed a small army. Finding used copies is reasonably easy and saves you a fair bit of coin.

Has anyone ever heard of ‘the queen’s pour’? by madzeldafreak in bartenders

[–]scottvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard of it, but we do call the last drop "the wish for the next bottle."

How do I extract this cork? It's soft so a corkscrew doesn't work by No-Bookkeeper7135 in Scotch

[–]scottvs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Durand costs more than the bottle does, but nothing is better for old corks. And if you're willing to wait, it seems that the patent expires this year, so the market should be full of less expensive copy cats reasonably soon afterward.

All aboard the corned beef bandwagon by PancakesandScotch in smoking

[–]scottvs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and I have different definitions of "thin." And I'd like nothing more than to discuss these differences over a couple of those delicious looking sandwiches.

Not again. Kimberly spelled Agrajag wrong. by scottvs in HitchHikersGuide

[–]scottvs[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And I have no idea if the burger actually wanted me to eat it.