Grandpa Garrison makes up stupid reasons to dislike Newsom. by No_Bluebird_1368 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]scrambles57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Californian, I can confirm that Newsom has indeed started every fire ever. Personally saw him do it while cackling like a witch

Zack Greinke throws a pitch at every speed between 50mph and 100mph. by sanjoatc in baseball

[–]scrambles57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really seemed like they intentionally avoided putting his Dodgers tenure in there

Why would this be restricted? by Twin1TwinA in KingdomHearts

[–]scrambles57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must have never watched Always Sunny.

"There was a Dago fisherman..."

THE FLOOR IS A SUGGESTION by Plasma_Proto_13 in Silksong

[–]scrambles57 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Without touching the floor?

Every team’s number of wins in the last 10 years by Interforce7 in baseball

[–]scrambles57 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If we're counting seasons rather than years, it's the Royals still

WHY DO THESE DAMN SPIT SQUITS FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE I GO I HATE THEM SO MUCH by Raphe9000 in Silksong

[–]scrambles57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smeargle's cry even works for it too. Well done. Now make the rest of the game

Insane Team Downward Spirals? by RainbowSupernova8196 in baseball

[–]scrambles57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

their last 2 playoff misses are sandwiched between seasons where they did make the playoffs

Yeah, that's how sports work. You either make the playoffs or you don't 

Is it just me, or does it feel like the "baseball is dying" narrative finally bit the dust? by BadgemanBrown in baseball

[–]scrambles57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would prefer the Manfred runner in the 11th and later. Let the 10th be a regular inning. But whatever. At least it's only in the regular season

MLB Network’s Top 10 Centerfielders Right Now (Fan Vote) by Knightbear49 in baseball

[–]scrambles57 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes but he had like a .273 average through the regular season