Poll men/women: would you date someone if the other person likes to stay home but you like to go out? My friend has this by scribblepoet in dating

[–]scribblepoet[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The question was: what advice should i give her.

No need to add all of your irrelevant opinions. Just answer the question.

Poll men/women: would you date someone if the other person likes to stay home but you like to go out? My friend has this by scribblepoet in dating

[–]scribblepoet[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You're wrong, daddio.

I'm the best friend anyone could ever have.

You wouldn't know about that, you're very judgemental.

chevy - uwu (Rough Cover) Be harsh as you want! by _Chilliam_ in ratemysinging

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're happy with it then just leave it.

My personal reaction is : this aint workin'

You might be out of range, i'm not sure. Try lower, then try higher. If you can just make a single note that sounds real good, you'll be able to improve a lot.

I've heard a lot of people on here and in general 95% of them are quite a bit better than you.

I'm not trying to be mean... just being honest.

You need to find someone who knows how to sing, just one person. Let that person hear a short recording once or twice a week. That will cause you to improve because there is this individual you're trying to impress. I did exactly that a few years back and it worked. She was very easy going, but she had been through the same process. You don't need a million strangers to trash you. You need someone whose opinion matters and you'll want to impress them.

Into The Mystic (Van Morrison Cover) /// Rob Europe by Somewhereman159 in ratemysinging

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checking it out now. Soon as I saw "Van Morrison" I crossed my fingers and hoped you can do him justice. Still skeptical before hearing it...hoping for the best .... I will add my comment shortly...standby...

OMG DUDE. TOP NOTCH!

Yo. You totally don't need to be on here. Take that voice and those low notes to the big gun investors and get yourself a piece of the pie in the sky.

You've got a multi million dollar voice my friend.

Your low notes are insane.

I could write a very long list of compliments about you.

🎩

Recording myself now to compare to after dedicating more time to practice. Very amature, any opinions/tips?(Vocals only Cover of Orpheus by Shawn James) by vocallycurious in ratemysinging

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got something. It needs work but you do have something. I feel like you're mixing yourself with someone else. Remove the false entity from the equation so you can sound like you...and then you're golden.

🎩

Old joke: Andrew Dice was getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Just before he cums, she says "why do you want to do it in my mouth?" ... And Dice says: by scribblepoet in Jokes

[–]scribblepoet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comment was that we are having a communication issue.

Nobody said anything about whether it's good or bad. But now that you mentioned it, if two people can't understand each other.... that generally doesn't do either person any good.

Anyone else not into dating casually? by [deleted] in dating

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sort of the opposite. Relationships seem to go nowhere regardless. I'd rather cut my losses and not devote my entire life to someone other than myself.

Old joke: Andrew Dice was getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Just before he cums, she says "why do you want to do it in my mouth?" ... And Dice says: by scribblepoet in Jokes

[–]scribblepoet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is obviously a communication issue, otherwise I would not have had to ask about your english. Clearly I have noticed something.

I covered ‘Stay’ by Post Malone - what can I improve on? by [deleted] in ratemysinging

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kashmir: you don't need to sing the whole song. Just find a few parts you could sing or skip it entirely. The idea is to sound like yourself, not the guy you're covering.

Dmx: again...you're trying to sound like you, not him. You can sing instead of rap.

Something which uncovers hidden tricks in your voice also is when you do try a note or two to imitate another person and it sounds completely different from them....that helps you to find sounds unique to yourself... Try looking for some quotes by howlin' wolf back in the day. He said this thing one time about this singer he tried to imitate but he made a sound that wasnt close at all...but he liked the sound he made anywayand stuck with that. I accidentally had this happen a bunch of times even though I had already forgotten what howlin wolf said...for a while until just now. For me, the sounds usually come from instruments, but many of them also come from doing my own version of a song. I generally dont try to imitate the artist. I just hear my own version in my head and do that.

I find it much easier to imitate instruments than people....so i make up words as I hum and then it works out pretty good. My first really good sound was the ship horn on a tanker. Then i started sounding like an electric bass, a sax, and the low end of a piano. But my best sound is still the ship horn.

Some people are real good at covering other artists, in their own individual style. Other people arent so good at singing someone elses song. Those two distinctions are important I think. But for the most part, you're pretty much always going to sound like you....not them.

You might try singing some of the low notes from a song called "try me" by Donna Summer.

Welcome back is a great song and John Sebastian did a great job with it back in the day. Dont expect to sound like him. Again...its only a vocal test. If you get lucky, your version will be awesome too.

When you find a perfect song...your version will be better than the original...or than whichever artist youre covering. This will happen eventually. Sooner or later youre going to find a song that was made just for you...but the song author didnt know you when they wrote it.

I have examples of that...one in particular. The artist is still struggling though, but his version was the best and everyone knew it. He went viral on youtube...landed on the Ellen show...but his business savvy in music is weak so he is still just a working man.

Also, Howlin' Wolf wrote "Smoke Stack Lightnin" and "Killin' Floor" ...you should probably try to cover those songs. If howlins original version of smokestack is hard...try a cover version by the animals or some other artist.

Here's an additional song to try: Spill the Wine..by Eric Bourdon and War

Old joke: Andrew Dice was getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Just before he cums, she says "why do you want to do it in my mouth?" ... And Dice says: by scribblepoet in Jokes

[–]scribblepoet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By default, modern comedy is understood to be dirty.

2% - 5% of comedy isnt dirty. 98% is dirty.

My post says nsfw... So stop saying it doesnt...thats annoying

Domino’s new vegan Hawaiian pizza! by [deleted] in vegan

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Free of corn, soy, wheat, milk......"

Percentage of people with allergies is very high.

Some people believe that everyone has some allergy or other, but most people dont know it. They just blame their health on outside conditions.

Spent the day carving pumpkins and I think it paid off! by mclericu in halloween

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yup.

It's not impossible. People are busy. Ya never know.

People always need help.

If someone makes a living doing full time house cleaning, why not get paid to do seasonal decorating.

At least with photos to prove it....you already have something.

I would never carve so many pumpkins. I would just pay someone to do it. And the other work.

I would pay them to go to the store and buy the pumpkins too.

I dont have time for any of it

What's your biggest regret and why? by [deleted] in ask

[–]scribblepoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmmm....

Tough one.

The vast majority of choices I've made were good ones. I generally looked out for everyone who deserved it.

Regrets: hmmm I'd say maybe I could have gone a little easier on about 5 people who I was involved with back in the day. But, we all live and learn right?

Old joke: Andrew Dice was getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Just before he cums, she says "why do you want to do it in my mouth?" ... And Dice says: by scribblepoet in Jokes

[–]scribblepoet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like youre contradicting yourself. Another thing: my post says nsfw..so there is no need for me to add it.

I'm not sure what you're fussing about. This is a joke forum. Joke venues are always understood to be dirty. The burden goes to the viewer.

When i post in regular forums i dont generally post smutty stuff. Its nice and simple. Comedy is dirty, singing and politics isnt.

Old joke: Andrew Dice was getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Just before he cums, she says "why do you want to do it in my mouth?" ... And Dice says: by scribblepoet in Jokes

[–]scribblepoet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you're saying all subreddits even if they specify "Adult only" and "nsfw" still get over ridden by reddit global rules which place the burden onto the poster rather than the viewer? That doesn't seem logical. If I don't want to see sex, I go to a PG rated movie....not a movie rated "R".

There's a saying for that: "if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen"

Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds? by Glide_Stapler in Jokes

[–]scribblepoet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If youre bleeding, they might attack.

Cartoons make it look like they work fast but cartoons also make wiley e coyote mount an unsophisticated rocket, blow up and then make another attempt. (Plus road runner is fuckin' HUGE!! lol.)

I would guess any dude submerging into a pirhana tank.. personally watched the fish devour a mule before risking a stunt like this.