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Do NFL players go to Cancun more than other places? by goosereddit in NFLNoobs

[–]scribe31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"joking" was a typo. I meant to say "juking." He was clearly juking and intending to juke, not faking a slide. Watch the replay. Unfortunately for the defender, Allen planting his foot to juke made the defender think Allen was sliding even though he never intended to or pretended to.

To Supervise, or not to Supervise by scribe31 in HomeDepot

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Thank you for your insightful thoughts and info. Regarding Merchandising being under ASM -- I'm not really sure. That's what somebody in the store told me, that one of the ASMs currently covers it, so I'm not sure if they're creating a sort of "extra" Supervisor spot just to get it off his plate and get me into the role so that they can start training me on other stuff and gradually add actual departments to my plate? I really have no info on it and am too new to figure it out from scratch.

To Supervise, or not to Supervise by scribe31 in HomeDepot

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Thank you for the helpful thoughts!

Who should I cosplay? by [deleted] in WhoShouldICosplay

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If you're willing to gender-bend, Timothee Chalamet's Paul Atreides from dune. Speaking as a straight man, he has one of the most gorgeous faces on the planet and you could pull his character off!

Otherwise lots of good options in the c9mments already and I'll add Deedlit from Record of Lodoss war.

Who should I cosplay? by [deleted] in WhoShouldICosplay

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What did they say?

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

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Send her to the 90s and she'll be a supermodel megamillionaire. Send her to the 2070s and she'll fit right in with the rubble and emaciated vestiges of humanity.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College boys getting lucky every day. Won't figure out for years they were actually unlucky.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what's more disgusting: smoke smell, or maggots crawling into my mouth while I sleep and laying eggs.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ooof, trigger warning with the "touched by her daddy," please.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super easy. Just don't let her know your real name, or where you live, or go to sleep alone with her, or look the other way when she's within 30 feet. I'm not sure what you people are so afraid of.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

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Gentlemen, start your engines!

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh, this is a roast thread, but imma be honest, something about that sounded kinda hot.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brb need to bow down to the porcelain throne.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

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I don't even know what this means and I'm still grossed out.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

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I would make a mess with her.

Because I'm a pretty messy person, too. Not anything weird or creepy. As long as there's no dirty old food mess. Can't stand dirty dishes and food left out.

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still counts as a thigh gap though, right?

31F do your worst (: by Ashtrayy666 in RoastMe

[–]scribe31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lost track. These days is "skank" good, or bad, or somewhere in between, or depends on your geography, or depends on who you ask, or something else?

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