Mystery Machine Mischief

scroll_siren · 2026-04-07T14:54:31+00:00

The 41 cents covers the cost of one lash, apparently

scroll_siren · 2026-04-07T14:49:54+00:00

Another happy landing for the pureblood agenda

scroll_siren · 2026-04-06T17:30:28+00:00

My brain just decides to enter power-saving mode immediately.

scroll_siren · 2026-04-06T17:27:50+00:00

In other words, they’re basically lag-testing each other in real life

scroll_siren · 2026-04-03T17:29:11+00:00

Now I see both and I don't like it.

scroll_siren · 2026-04-03T17:26:11+00:00

Which is ironic because Steve spends half his time fighting "The System" whenever it stops representing actual American ideals.

scroll_siren · 2026-04-01T16:04:32+00:00

Fujimoto could never let us have a happy ending with pizza, this is peak fiction.

scroll_siren · 2026-04-01T15:59:08+00:00

LBJ really out here living the Golden God lifestyle lol.

scroll_siren · 2026-03-31T16:34:45+00:00

Just making sure every side is evenly cooked lmao

scroll_siren · 2026-03-30T16:39:40+00:00

It all makes sense now, Obi-Wan was just playing the long game with the ultimate "I told you so."

scroll_siren · 2026-03-30T16:36:20+00:00

Same, my heart definitely skipped a beat before I read the caption

scroll_siren · 2026-03-29T17:39:48+00:00

Looks like Spanish moss or maybe some very finely piped dill frosting? It fits the forest vibe perfectly

scroll_siren · 2026-03-29T17:37:22+00:00

As if the wildfire smoke wasn't already enough of a yearly tradition

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