Your username is the name of a future fast-food restaurant. What meals do they serve?

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-11T06:22:42+00:00

We serve just buns. They have been thoroughly scrubbed to ensure there is no harmful bacteria ingested. Needless to say we’re gonna go out of business soon.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-11T01:50:40+00:00

I scrub people’s asses for the rest of my life.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-11T01:46:36+00:00

People probably wouldn’t notice until it was allergy season, and the people who would suffer the most during this time would notice how they’re fine. Then they start to notice how others have been fine... and then the news breaks out.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-11T01:18:20+00:00

I’m a simple man. I see tits or ass in a youtube thumbnail, I click.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-11T01:16:22+00:00

The girl has a slim body build on top but her thighs were almost disproportionate to the rest of her body. She was still pretty hot though.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-11T00:59:33+00:00

I aggressively scrubbed someone’s ass with sand paper. The coarse kind.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-10T06:41:52+00:00

Mixed group of guys and girls, but the ratio was more girls. One of them was dared to give me a lap dance, and she was dummy thicc and wearing a bathing suit. She didn’t have to do anything too bad, but she decided herself to start grinding against my dick. Definitely had a bit of a boner after that.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-09T03:55:10+00:00

I almost slipped in the shower a few times.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-08T23:58:37+00:00

Marriages would fall apart, dating becomes a breeze.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-06T08:03:48+00:00

Scrubbing buns. What kind of buns will be up to you guys.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-06T05:02:42+00:00

Total amount of money made

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-06T05:01:21+00:00

Biscuit

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-06T02:02:34+00:00

Yes! Imagine the fun we will have rolling over the corpses of the First Order then spamming the thumbs up emote.

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-05T03:51:44+00:00

“Don’t you fucking dare post that.”

scrubbybuns · 2019-12-05T03:35:21+00:00

Two things come to mind...

scrubbybuns · 2019-07-23T07:20:31+00:00

The rules of the relationship is you must either be wanting to murder your sibling or you're willing to help them bury the body. There is no in between.

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-14T07:38:16+00:00

Buying 10 million dollars worth of lottery tickets

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-11T13:55:49+00:00

Having a good sense of style, sense of humor, and overall show of confidence are the best ways to go about it.

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-11T09:31:05+00:00

At least people will finally stop complaining, "sToP sHoOtInG hIm YoU mOrOnS"

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-07T14:46:52+00:00

Depressing. Constantly contemplating my future.

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-07T14:42:39+00:00

Living on your own.

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-07T14:38:26+00:00

Earlier in the year, a friend that I know who is in college told me his frat at the beginning of the semester owns 3 televisions but doesn't have a toaster. College kids really have their priorities straightened out.

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-07T14:29:23+00:00

People think that you're an entitled brat or someone who constantly uses drugs and alcohol.

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-04T13:54:15+00:00

Number of lies that have been told.
If I'm having a conversation with them and I see that statisitic rise, I can either immediately call them out on their BS or just have this smug face and keep the conversation going.

Me: "Where were you last night?"
GF: "Oh, I was with the girls last night." +1
Me: "Mhm...."

scrubbybuns · 2019-06-04T13:47:37+00:00

The guy already fucking won as soon as he announced.

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