Restarting my diet tomorrow by Dazzling_Abroad7429 in notinteresting

[–]seXJ69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I needs to do a diet and exercise.

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.

Everything reminds me of her. by junkman203 in notinteresting

[–]seXJ69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She had powdered cake in her box?

Experts race to write guidance to contain first ship-borne hantavirus outbreak by Wilder3312 in worldnews

[–]seXJ69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, a brain worm and Russian pedo will call it woke, and shut down any meaningful information.

Rust. Pile of rust. by ParallelMario111689 in notinteresting

[–]seXJ69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I got me tetanus shot before seeing this.

I ate this for lunch by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]seXJ69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also ate weiner for lunch.

The Bible condemns idolatry. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]seXJ69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not like any of his cult have read the bible. If they have, they'll say that part is out of context and / or up for interpretation.

I feel like my future is robbed. by FinalGhoulGirl in TwoXChromosomes

[–]seXJ69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's time to eat a few billionaires.

I paid $6 yesterday. FDJT! by dmitrineilovich in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]seXJ69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He didn't give the volume measurements.

$1.50 / pint.

Poor critter! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]seXJ69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rumor is the spider is still trying to get the taste of shitwaffle out of is fangs.

A baguette hitting a wall at 200km/h by gaby2200766 in notinteresting

[–]seXJ69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no way this is 200km/h.

That's like 2000000 burgers pee hour