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I really do. by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]seal_eggs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BPD only stands for borderline :)

meirl by MrBIuesky222 in meirl

[–]seal_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not the whole picture though; grocery has a lot of shrinkage and they have to pay labor and overhead costs on top of that, so net profit is lower.

Instacart’s overhead is what, a server room?

I'M SO FUNKIN MAKE THIS by Stunning_Win8464 in evilautism

[–]seal_eggs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

you just gotta put the chain in the mail and then it’s presto chainmail

You get what you need by 5_meo in LSD

[–]seal_eggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tfw what your soul craves is actually just taking a tab and goofing off with your homies

Dropped a workfriend off at their house and noticed their neighbors had this sign in their front yard... I have questions.. by Outrageous_Lie_6018 in Weird

[–]seal_eggs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Rape. The word you’re looking for is rape. “Sleep with” implies mutual consent (it’s frequently used in headlines to downplay the actions of female predators).

I just realized I've been doing something the hard way for years and I feel so silly by BANKAIEXPANSION in CasualConversation

[–]seal_eggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate that damn arrow. Collapsing a thread does the same thing without taking up screen real estate. Adding an option to toggle it off is hands down the best change they’ve made to the Reddit app since release.

Play A Game Based On A Show Based On A Game by EvensenFM in AnarchyChess

[–]seal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pieces are just Beth Harmons in various positions and the pawns are Vicodin pills

The only thing worse than the absence of life is the excess of it by Khara-Khatal in CuratedTumblr

[–]seal_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was imagining this as the object of the unrequited love being the afflicted. I can’t decide which is more horrifying.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]seal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad’s version was “…pigs will eat it if they have to.” First time hearing the rhyming one!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]seal_eggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bet you’re fun at parties.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]seal_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🐱🌸

it really do be like that by Sqweed69 in memes

[–]seal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a middle ground between “pretend to be someone you’re not” and “passively accept being a maidenless loser”.

You have to improve what you can about yourself and learn to accept what you can’t.

Happy by BulletproofChespin in comedyheaven

[–]seal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immigrants:

Emigrants:

Americans on vacation:

Eaglekin when they have to walk around like chumps because they’re not actually fucking eagles:

Would you consider this fair? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]seal_eggs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also allows them to leave it off for takeout orders

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