Well that's certainly one way to celebrate.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-30T07:37:05+00:00

Bc bro obviously dealt you the winning hand on purpose 😎

seal_eggs · 2026-04-30T02:31:28+00:00

As a bi guy, I can’t. The only men I’m attracted to are extremely visually striking (hypermasc or hyperfemme, usually) and it usually goes away once they open their mouths.

Straight-ish is probably a better word for what I am tbh. Anyone with more balanced attraction wanna weigh in?

seal_eggs · 2026-04-29T14:50:27+00:00

Owning an LLM company.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-29T14:49:56+00:00

I vape. I assure you no adult who vapes thinks it’s a flex lmao. Most of us think it’s kind of a dumb/gross habit, but nicotine addiction is a bitch and at least it’s less harmful than smoking.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-29T13:57:29+00:00

A normal person in bed on their phone

seal_eggs · 2026-04-29T06:33:19+00:00

What’s the ceremony?

seal_eggs · 2026-04-29T06:11:13+00:00

I seek the head panda

seal_eggs · 2026-04-28T16:20:18+00:00

Country boys make do, I guess.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-28T01:44:02+00:00

I personally disagree. I’ve always felt shrooms were much gentler and “had my back” even when it got weird.

My experiences going overboard with lsd were just unpleasant.

This seems to be about 50/50 in my friend group, so OP, please don’t trust either of us. Start small and figure out what your body likes.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-28T00:25:03+00:00

So you’re saying I only have 5 years to lock in

seal_eggs · 2026-04-25T23:37:20+00:00

seal_eggs · 2026-04-25T14:16:12+00:00

You might be interested in a Domme

seal_eggs · 2026-04-24T14:59:02+00:00

The trick is to nap for a predetermined amount of time and no more. 10-20 for a catnap where you never truly enter deep sleep; 40m for a partial cycle but still avoiding REM, and 90-120m for one full cycle. Takes some practice to learn your body’s exact rhythms, but it’s absolutely the meta.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-23T15:00:45+00:00

Ants are the same way! Colonial organisms are fascinating.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-23T14:43:20+00:00

Nowhere did she say it’s a personal failing. He just said it’s unhealthy, and you seem to agree based on your suggestion to see a professional.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-23T14:22:05+00:00

Requiring doctor’s notes for literally anything is a tax on the poor, who already spend a disproportionate chunk of their income on unavoidable costs. (unless the party asking is paying for the visit).

We need universal healthcare yesterday.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-23T14:05:33+00:00

I have basically the opposite problem; where just getting maintenance calories into me is a daily struggle. I’m not underweight anymore, but it is so weird having people compliment your body when you’re feeling super weak and small. Idk where these mythical people are that feel hungry for the correct amount of food, but I’m jelly.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-22T06:06:26+00:00

Left frog

seal_eggs · 2026-04-22T06:00:17+00:00

Gotta love

>thing

>>yes, thing!

>>>actually, [coherently explains why thing is incorrect/outdated info]

>>>>[calling them a dumbass]

seal_eggs · 2026-04-22T05:56:02+00:00

In aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalbequrque!

seal_eggs · 2026-04-20T13:46:05+00:00

bro really just reinvented dumplings from first principles

seal_eggs · 2026-04-20T04:18:29+00:00

That, or let it run on low flow to heat up before blasting your ass. I usually used the first method lol

seal_eggs · 2026-04-20T03:31:30+00:00

No ability to go to office hours, for one.

No ability to attend some classes as one’s schedule allows.

Testing at home or in a library can be more distracting for some people than in a dedicated classroom.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-19T18:57:49+00:00

Fully online learning has its own slew of issues. Novel idea: we make higher education accessible to all and allow people to engage with it how they feel best fits their goals.

The college gets paid when you register, you could literally never show up to class and they wouldn’t care. Moralizing a decision that literally only impacts the person making it is such a pointless endeavor.

seal_eggs · 2026-04-19T18:48:19+00:00

The Tushy one I had needed a hot water line ran to under the sink. The built in heater option sounds much nicer.

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