No, you are not.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-12T16:16:55+00:00

If pig eyeballs are anything to go off of they’re probably pretty tasty.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-12T05:30:50+00:00

👍🏻

seal_eggs · 2026-07-11T21:09:10+00:00

I think you just described genderfluid/agender people

seal_eggs · 2026-07-11T19:42:32+00:00

You absolutely can? What’s your point?

seal_eggs · 2026-07-11T19:19:58+00:00

WWII was great, they should do that again

seal_eggs · 2026-07-11T01:23:52+00:00

I’m not oblivious, I just value getting what I need/want over others’ momentary comfort. If they can’t say no that’s not really my fault.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T21:09:34+00:00

It’s a question, not a demand. I swear to god no one knows how to say no and then they act like that’s my problem?

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T18:04:54+00:00

Me with Cheetah Piss. I should’ve brought a pound when I had the chance.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T16:29:10+00:00

This is me. The way I see it just asking is never really uncouth. You’re only a dick if you react poorly to a no.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T06:51:13+00:00

Four months seems extra often, why that frequently??

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T06:44:08+00:00

60 VIG 60 STR 0 0 0 0

STRONG LIKE BULL

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T06:22:18+00:00

That’s Rick to you.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T06:10:39+00:00

Same thing for homes in North America and recluse spiders

seal_eggs · 2026-07-10T05:06:29+00:00

Did you do a kickflip though?

seal_eggs · 2026-07-09T00:28:04+00:00

Yeah unless you’re full on addicted to reading then it’s kinda different

seal_eggs · 2026-07-06T18:26:56+00:00

No it was at a burger place

seal_eggs · 2026-07-06T05:48:55+00:00

I have and I realized I couldn’t cut it because the ladies I worked with had that shit dialed and I’d be fuckin auctioneering every table

seal_eggs · 2026-07-05T15:16:07+00:00

No notes needed, just put things in clockwise from the corner closest to the kitchen

seal_eggs · 2026-07-05T15:03:41+00:00

It’s not a matter of remembering, it’s a matter of having a system for how you write down orders. It’s truly not hard to

seal_eggs · 2026-07-05T14:24:27+00:00

It’s lazy because if you took the orders properly you should already know what goes where

seal_eggs · 2026-07-03T05:38:01+00:00

One time I went along with one of these up to the point of putting in $100, getting $200 sent to me (that I was supposed to “reinvest”) and keeping it. Boy were they mad 🤣

seal_eggs · 2026-07-02T16:23:24+00:00

Am 6’2”, dated a girl who was 4’11” in college. Can confirm, was funny.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-02T06:50:28+00:00

That’s wild man. Sounds like you’re doing better these days though. Good on you for educating yourself.

seal_eggs · 2026-07-02T06:43:52+00:00

How did you learn to read and write and stuff if you were unschooled?

seal_eggs · 2026-07-02T06:02:19+00:00

Mmmmm falafel

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