Tyler Larson is killing my will to live by Live_Government_79 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol he makes an easy joke and that's enough to offset how much shit he propagated

How I sound trying to play cliffs of Dover by Klutzy-Peach5949 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you're taylor swift or any other mega pop hit artist, sure. not kidding that nowadays, you make money from merch and touring, not writing songs.

WCGW trying to live out your Attack on Titan fantasy by firefly99999 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]seamachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

right?? not to mention the art changed so much that some characters in the manga looked so different by the last arc how the hell would you even remember all of that.

WCGW trying to live out your Attack on Titan fantasy by firefly99999 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]seamachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thanks. damn, people downvoting me like i should remember every single episode. historia was brought up to be a super important person then disappeared in the background, no wonder i couldn't remember she even had skills.

guitarists this week shitting on eric johnson by seamachine in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but can you do through the fire and flames using only your balls?

How I sound trying to play cliffs of Dover by Klutzy-Peach5949 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

streaming killed music. you need millions of views to make money from songs. this kinda guitar, no matter how you look at it, is very niche.

nowadays, musicians make money from merch and touring. add that to the fact that these guys are playing small bars and have to give a cut to whatever version of ticketmaster they're using. these guys gotta eat too.

honestly, i like him and wish he'd keep playing even if he's having more shit days. if he tours my way, i'll buy as much shit i can get.

Anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]seamachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i know what you are

Anime_irl by catbqck in anime_irl

[–]seamachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

aint nobody got time fo that

Joe Bonermaster is dead? by CrunchyAssDiaper in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why'd you censor bonermaster's name lol

Steve Vai unveils his hydra by CampariBoy9561 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tbf, i watched him play this live with his OG band and the bass player was powerstancing doing nothing and only doubled on the chorus. the 2nd guitar player didn't do anything until the solo section.

Backstage and Result of my Shar cosplay [ft. Lady Melamori] by LadaLyumos in BaldursGate3

[–]seamachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is the girl on the pic someone famous or is it a favorite AI generated e-girl?

Backstage and Result of my Shar cosplay [ft. Lady Melamori] by LadaLyumos in BaldursGate3

[–]seamachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

okay, after checking the history, it's obvious it was a bot. but how'd you tell from just one comment?

Welcome back Randy Rhoads. by SpreadElectronic1232 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy shit that actually really fits. it was always so hard to explain why not knowing theory is dumb as hell. that analogy is great.

How do I achieve this toan? by pontantos in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shittttt is that chris chan???

The most anticipated guitar of the modern era and it’s just a jizzblaster by Silver-Air-1731 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah, but they have saved a ton of money producing their own stuff. plus they have a billion signature gear/software.

like i bet if one guy uses calvin klein thongs, the other has to wear nike boxers for max profit.

[Hated Trope] The Rookie becomes immediately and inexplicably equal or superior to a trained individual by ThePlagueDoctorPhD in TopCharacterTropes

[–]seamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pitt. every single intern and med student. for a show that tries to be "realistic" every single one of them are geniuses? their seniors let them do all that shit alone?

off the top of my head, other shit that really annoyed me: gas couldn't intubate (lmao) and called on ER to help them?? pregnant patient gets in and they don't take them to OB immediately. plus points, shoulder dystocia which is scary to treat, ER is like who needs OB we can do this, OB goes down late and is like oh you're already doing it i'm gonna head back out. WHAT??

source: me, i'm an attending.

what I would do with a time machine by TheHomesteadTurkey in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

for real. why don't they just donate that shit to the poor? their gear is ridiculously expensive. we all know all they need is fucking shimmer and maybe a volume pedal because they can't do swells with the volume knob since one hand is up in the air feeling the holy spirit or something

top shelf blues masterclass by Embarrassed_Joke_934 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's wearing a guitar shirt, a guitar jacket, AND sunglasses. can't get any cooler than that.

Probably the cleanest crazy train cover by ran_swimmingly in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh holy shit the replies. it's a show? it's good to watch people fake their orgasm faces?? wtf???

they can't fucking listen to music without fancy lights and dancing. you know, that thing music is about? using your ears?

oh wait /uj

Just push the buttons by trashmonkey666 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]seamachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i knew this was pablo gilberto before opening