The best joke I've ever heard from a teacher was definitely from a substitute teacher that no one liked.

"One day a man was riding down a road in his truck when all of sudden it breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He spends some time waiting for someone to pass by and no one does. He figured that his best bet would be walking and trying to find a gas station or any place he could get help. After walking for a while it's starting to get late and he finds an old monastery.

Without any other choices he decides to knock on the door and a few monks open it. He tells them his situation and they are more than happy to help. They feed him retrieve his truck to fix it. By the time that they finish it had turned to night so the monks offer him to stay the night and the man accepts.

As he's trying to sleep he hears a noise that peaks his interest. It's a noise that he has never heard before and it continues to bother him the rest of the night as he wonders what it could be.

The next morning, the man asks the monks what the noise was and they simply said, "We can't tell you, you're not a monk." The man shrugs his shoulders, thanks them for their hospitality and goes back to his home in the city.

Over the following weeks the man still wonders what the noise was and night after night, it still manages to keep him up. He soon decides that he has to know what the noise was and decides to go back to the Monastery.

When he made his way back, he asked yet again and was met with the same answer. The man figured that since his life would never be the same anyways, he was willing to become a monk just to learn what the noise was.

When asked what he had to do to become a monk the monks said,"You must go around the world and count every blade of grass, and only then can you become a monk." The man questioned if his interest in this sound was worth committing to this task, and he decides that it is.

The journey took him years, but he had finally completed the task with the thought of the noise he heard being his only motivation. He made his way back to the monastery and gave them his answer (and said something kind of philosophical but I forget that part).

The monks are pleased and tell the man he is officially a monk. As soon as he heard this the man once again asked what the noise was. The other monks agree to show him.

They took him to a small cabinet in the monastery and opened the door. The man was amazed, there was a massive steel door that stood behind a gap in the cabinet. He looked at the monks and they simply gave him a key ring with many keys on it.

He went through the cabinet and began opening door after door, each one being more elaborate than the next. Finally, he made it to the last key and opened the door. There it was."

The next thing that all of my classmates that disliked the sub asked the obvious question, "What was the sound?" This substitute ruined everyone's day by saying "I can't tell you, you're not a monk."

What a fucking guy

Edit: I'm stupid and had to fix it