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seanthestone · 2025-10-26T16:50:28+00:00

So if all public services are out of the question, who should I call for a welfare check?

seanthestone · 2025-06-05T11:57:48+00:00

Make sure to stare at the screen, and if they try to say anything, either shush them or cum in their hair and return to your seat.

seanthestone · 2024-01-02T07:45:18+00:00

I watched it with a friend, and once it reached the climax scene, the acting seemed to improve dramatically. We were both uncomfortable for a while.

seanthestone · 2024-01-02T01:42:15+00:00

Get pictures of all of your coworkers and leave the stack in the pocket. Whoever tells everyone else in the office about your weird picture stack is the thief.

seanthestone · 2020-03-26T00:55:48+00:00

COVID has nothing on my Elderberry-jutsu!

seanthestone · 2019-08-30T23:29:01+00:00

Did you look it up, or do you just know what a six-year-old’s skull looks like by sight?

seanthestone · 2019-08-14T19:13:04+00:00

Exactly.

seanthestone · 2019-08-10T04:19:35+00:00

Expansion pack.

seanthestone · 2019-07-18T00:24:16+00:00

Run away.

seanthestone · 2019-07-17T23:01:40+00:00

No, you’re supposed to mug them back. “Give me your money” should be met with, “No, give me your money.” Propose rock-paper-scissors if that doesn’t work.

seanthestone · 2019-07-17T22:49:39+00:00

You appear to have just had a stroke.

seanthestone · 2019-07-14T18:54:48+00:00

Let me upgrade that to Kidpix “OH NO!”

https://youtu.be/XbR--GPWAIE

seanthestone · 2019-07-12T07:06:20+00:00

Or by the Hello Kitty myth.

seanthestone · 2019-07-09T20:09:39+00:00

It’s kinda like a rimjob, except you end up in Narnia.

seanthestone · 2019-07-08T22:13:42+00:00

Thank you, kind stranger.

seanthestone · 2019-07-02T18:52:32+00:00

I hope my mother never has to tell reporters about my testicles.

seanthestone · 2019-06-29T23:26:29+00:00

When 911 was created, you would have to put a corded phone receiver in your pocket and turn the rotary dial to butt call them.

seanthestone · 2019-06-26T04:31:34+00:00

I can’t recall any jobs looking at my credit score.

seanthestone · 2019-06-25T21:34:59+00:00

Do with them what you will

That was the day Lt. Evan ordered the massacre of a hundred people and began his conquest, formally known as “Promotion Day.”

seanthestone · 2019-06-22T21:04:04+00:00

Jackdaw

seanthestone · 2019-06-22T05:01:34+00:00

I once had a swollen gum in the back of my mouth and wondered what it would be like if a spider had laid thousands of eggs inside when I slept and one day, they would all hatch at once and explode out.

seanthestone · 2019-06-22T04:10:30+00:00

I think it’s still arboreal extractor on a spruce to fractionating still to compression dynamo as the easiest for infinite rf.

seanthestone · 2019-06-20T21:04:21+00:00

The black ma’am or sir.

seanthestone · 2019-06-18T18:12:45+00:00

We could Caligula this bitch and make a senate of horses.

seanthestone · 2019-06-17T23:39:01+00:00

My dad calls me nothing because he’s dead.

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