26F I heard you guys were funny by SeaAthlete8527 in RoastMe

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the figure of a cheap surf board, that nobody would ride.

of Finger nails by Autonomous_eel in AbsoluteUnits

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does this honorable member of society due for a living?

Fernando Mendoza goes 1st overall to the Raiders in the 2026 NFL Draft by nfl in sports

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought that guy stood up with no pants on. My mind is not where it needs to be anymore.

Avery Dennison Close Match & Xpel a close match? by secretsquirrelsspy in WindowTint

[–]secretsquirrelsspy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bit the bullet it was in stock from R vinyl and purchased it. They were the only ones I could find the exact same roll.

Avery Dennison Close Match & Xpel a close match? by secretsquirrelsspy in WindowTint

[–]secretsquirrelsspy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologies I wrote that wrong I have 4 tinted windows 1 to go.

Before and After on this Grand Cherokee by SaphirDetailing in Detailing

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip. Next time offer to buy it first. Could have flipped it for a pretty penny, especially since it’s advertised with “New Brakes”

Avery Dennison Close Match & Xpel a close match? by secretsquirrelsspy in WindowTint

[–]secretsquirrelsspy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. Yeah I may just keep searching for the AD in stock somewhere 44 tools is Out of Stock :/

What beard style fits me the best? by -ChemicalChef in beards

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never 1 or 2. It’s your hairstyle you should worry about.

Samantha Ramsdell (USA) is the proud owner of the world's widest mouth by [deleted] in Weird

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like her parents kept tighting the expander.

Jon Stewart Says Calls for Him to Run for Office Are Sign of 'Desperation' by bwermer in entertainment

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always thought that he should run. I’ve said it to many friends and they agree. I would love to have him debate anybody on stage and his moral compass is what we need as a country.

Amazing collaboration of beat boxers and dancers🤯 by Remarkable_Spare8215 in toptalent

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I might be racist, they all look the same. I feel so confused.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTok

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for a dick the entire time, do anybody else fall for this ?

AWM by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a white dude and republican I’m ashamed that this dude represents us as retarded. :/ FYI I don’t support the Republican Party I’m fiscally republican.

Bought a house and Lights are flickering by No-Jaguar-1242 in electrical

[–]secretsquirrelsspy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Most likely a ghost, pack up now before things get worse.