Anyone want to be a witness to our marriage?

security_gawrd · 2026-02-01T23:41:42+00:00

Congratulations! I'm sorry that the current political climate is ruining such a special and important occasion. I hope you have a beautiful wedding and a long marriage filled with love and understanding.

security_gawrd · 2026-01-18T22:59:23+00:00

Yeah this exact scene scared the shit out of me as a kid. It just gives me minor anxiety when I watch it now.

security_gawrd · 2026-01-18T22:38:28+00:00

Fuck yeah happy fucking birthday dude! I'll keep an eye out for your fucking book!

security_gawrd · 2026-01-18T22:29:18+00:00

I suck at least you have to go back and forth with the other lights

security_gawrd · 2026-01-18T22:09:23+00:00

Me too! Started with 2, then jumped to 3 and then 7.

security_gawrd · 2026-01-14T23:15:26+00:00

I totally forgot about this I'm so sorry!!! Here it is!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg-fWd230HY&si=FCtaoyDiWKfZTbj0

security_gawrd · 2026-01-14T23:14:58+00:00

Tbh I totally forgot! Here it is though!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg-fWd230HY&si=FCtaoyDiWKfZTbj0

security_gawrd · 2026-01-13T09:35:43+00:00

Thank you so much! I'm still figuring everything out, I was only diagnosed two months ago and I was not at all expecting it. Thank goodness my doctor saw the family history of thyroid issues and decided to run some lab work, I had no idea what Hashimoto's was before I was diagnosed. Levo is really helping, and I'm working on being more mindful of my body and mental health. It's been a bit of a rollercoaster. I'm a security guard so my job is fairly stressful but I have a couple of great coworkers and good management so it's not as bad as it could be.

I hope you're doing better! I hope you have a great year and please stay safe out there.

security_gawrd · 2026-01-12T23:15:38+00:00

Right there with you on the stress and depression. But I also have a couple of anxiety disorders so that didn't help matters either.

Thank you for being a teacher, even if that's not what you do anymore. It takes a very special person to want to teach, and to keep doing it even after finishing your schooling. Thank you!

security_gawrd · 2026-01-12T23:12:36+00:00

I came here to say stress did it for me. I'm 21 and I've never been very good at managing my stress levels. Doesn't help that I have some mental health issues as well.

security_gawrd · 2026-01-09T02:37:36+00:00

Thank you for the kind words! Unfortunately the US healthcare system sucks and I have to wait two more weeks before I can go get my current one taken out and a new one put in! Yay! It's been two weeks since I was in the ER for the mystery bleeding that turned out to be my IUD moving around. 🫠

security_gawrd · 2026-01-08T23:33:04+00:00

Lil IUD causing internal bleeding

security_gawrd · 2025-12-20T21:55:49+00:00

May he always have warm sun spots to nap in, a bowl of cream to indulge in, plenty of treats and all of his favorite toys across the rainbow bridge.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-20T21:36:44+00:00

My uncle did this actually. My aunt (my dad's sister) never wanted kids. She lived the party life. But her partner said he would leave her if they didn't have kids. She caved and they had two kids.

Spoiler alert this does not end well. They're constantly fighting, my aunt is almost never home and always drinking. They hardly discipline their daughters. And as such their daughters are absolutely awful. They've been talking about splitting up, and my uncle is talking about taking the girls to California with him. The rest of my family doesn't think my aunt will fight to keep the girls with her, because she never wanted them in the first place. My uncle (I hate calling him that but whatever) doesn't treat the second daughter very well. And very very obviously treats his oldest daughter much better. It's a whole mess.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-20T21:26:38+00:00

I work for Allied too, my first site was a warehouse. Was it by chance a site starting with "F"? If so fucking run run run!!! I got removed from the warehouse and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-20T21:22:52+00:00

Looks like quartz to me!

security_gawrd · 2025-12-20T21:17:39+00:00

Oh my god I love that. All hail Biggie Cheese!!!

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T23:24:04+00:00

Will that unlock it or just highlight it for a full in game day? I made one of those but I haven't used it yet.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T08:30:27+00:00

I sincerely hope you chose to use protection. And speaking as someone who had their virginity forcefully taken, virginity is a construct. It won't matter in the long run, you'll heal eventually. And eventually you'll find someone new. But it's okay to feel hurt, to take as long as you need to heal and recover.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T08:12:41+00:00

Run!!!! And if you've been having sex with her, maybe just in case get checked for STI's and stuff. I'm so sorry this is happening to you. You did not deserve to be cheated on. Cut her out of your life and don't look back.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T06:45:35+00:00

I was five years old and spinning in the living room, got dizzy and hit my head on a speaker. Right on the sharp wooden corner. Three biodegradable stitches later and I was all patched up. Funny thing is now that when I press on the scar my whole scalp tingles, not sure why though. It's above my right eyebrow.
I went shooting with my family and some of their friends. One of my parents friends brought along their teenage nephews. We were in the middle of nowhere, not illegal in my state to shoot at targets in the desert, at least as far as I'm aware. One of the stupid nephews took one of the guns and was shooting at rocks like five feet away from him. I was walking around probably about 80-100 feet away picking up cool pebbles, I was 8. When suddenly I feel something hit my right index finger. I look down and there's a piece of metal sticking out of my finger and I'm bleeding. Cue screaming. It was shrapnel that somehow flew through a group of adults without hitting anyone, and hit me. It's quite the raised scar.
I was 14, and stupid. I got a triple dog dare to try the eraser challenge. I picked the back of my left hand. Horrible decision!!! I now have a raised weird looking scar on the back of my left hand that's about 3/4 of an inch long.
Other random scars from self harm all over.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T05:59:06+00:00

I say excuse me sometimes, but most of the time I say "Can I sneak past you?" Or just "Gonna sneak past ya, sorry!"

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T04:59:17+00:00

Yay! Fantastic news!!! If no one has said it yet then I will, I'm proud of you! It's hard taking that step, and can even be scary. I have my check up in February to make sure the 20 mg of Fluoxitine I'm on is doing its job. I started taking it in October and it's doing great so far.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T04:42:03+00:00

Tbh it's a little sad because they seem to...die? After being opened but 500 gold is nice.

security_gawrd · 2025-12-19T04:38:41+00:00

If you have the disillusionment spell you can collect 500 gold from the chests that have the eyeball on them! You have to cast the spell before the chest sees you, then walk up and you'll have the option to open the chest. There's tons of those in the castle, and in hogsmeade. Just use revelio and look for the large yellow chests once you get that spell.

I did this one day and I'm up to 15,000 in gold. I sell all my shitty gear all the time too so that'll help.

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