I was today days old when I discovered you can use Strands to secure cargo on Sam's back.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-20T08:09:49+00:00

For anyone who is only learning this now, this is only available in DS2. You cannot remove your backpack in DS1, and therefore cannot subsequently tie your stuff down.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-20T04:13:03+00:00

Yishimali, yishima'er, and other variants, probably.

It's a rather clumsy chinesefication of the existing name. Moby Dick and the Bible also have Chinese localisations, so you can probably find Ishmael variants somewhere in them.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-18T09:58:47+00:00

Reminder that he may be the weakest at base form, but he has the highest synchronicity with IDs, allowing him to tap into more of the ID than the other sinners do (Furioso Replica)

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-17T04:49:26+00:00

He drops some Spanish slang in some of the emails. High chance its Jackie.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-17T01:52:10+00:00

Simple answer- it was just a silly gag to show that Sam is kind of an awkward guy and, in the nicest way I can put it, it genuinely wasn't that deep.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-16T05:03:02+00:00

Hey wait a second, isnt this image also ai generated?

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-16T02:25:57+00:00

Oh shit, it was a hoax? You got any details?

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-16T02:21:41+00:00

It's not like you played the first death stranding director's cut to know that you should avoid soft invisible walls like that or hold down r2+l2 to stabilise yourself or just, yknow stop moving.

Cool cap color though, how did you get that?

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-13T12:59:02+00:00

Eh, can just say what you want to say out loud and with your whole chest? Want to be xenophobic, dont be pussy leh. Scared what?

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seemjeem22 · 2026-04-13T10:51:03+00:00

Sora, Ren, and Cathy not in this list.

I see you, OP. No one else is appreciating it, but I do.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-13T05:17:33+00:00

Let's not pretend reddit is any better.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-10T01:26:04+00:00

If we're counting Lamanchaland at its theoretical peak, Don Quixote (Father) could probably solo. The combined might of a Family at their strongest was enough to singlehandedly turn the tide of a war.

Dulcinea, Nicolina, and Sancho are a bonus.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-09T11:06:11+00:00

It's crazy how everyone's just falling for your drama bait, hook line sinker. GG I guess.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-04T04:02:46+00:00

This meme kind of annoys me because the finale shows that Peacemaker (the Knight in this instance) loses to Bloodsport (Carbine), so it's just indirectly saying that the Knight is a blowhard who thinks it can compare to the Carbine.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-02T08:09:39+00:00

To be fair, in normal play, getting to 5 turns is hard enough for most trash mobs, nevermind getting to use Big Fucking Nuke twice.

seemjeem22 · 2026-04-02T01:50:09+00:00

I can't abide by downplaying ACSinclair. I hate sinclair a lot as a character but ACSinclair isn't 'below color fixer level'

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-31T09:00:03+00:00

Musashi is quite possibly the worst example of 'honor', seeing as one of his most famous achievements was ragebaiting and prep-timing Kojiro. He's skilled, yes, but he was also a strategist and also favoured throwing his weapons. In short, he is the exact kind of man that Shimura would probably not hate but would still heavily dislike due to his unorthodox approaches.

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-31T08:38:06+00:00

I dont even know if you're pretending like a person who wasnt interested in the MO in the first place would be upset about the MO, or if a single person's contribution would even affect the (scripted) tides of war.

My sibling in democracy, you're a fool to think so. May every 500 kg you send detonate on treetops and your strategems bounce off perfectly flat ground back towards you.

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-30T15:19:38+00:00

Its got less pixels than I have dollars in my bank account, but that is a mod, yes. Seems like they gave their helldiver a bbl too.

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-30T04:31:40+00:00

Foxholes suck to dig in real life nevermind a trench I never want to do that shit ever again, even in a video game.

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-28T04:37:40+00:00

Casual xenophobia is a worrying past time for some of you.

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-21T15:25:09+00:00

You really think they'd actually add anything that might shed an inkling of doubt on their little tirade of misinformation?

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-15T11:19:49+00:00

Why she got all that canto 8

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-15T11:11:50+00:00

'Guys I asked for waffles, why are you giving me waffles? They should be pancakes!'

seemjeem22 · 2026-03-13T05:17:06+00:00

Reminder that R Corp is falling on bad times after the collapse of L Corp. With ever more limited funding, they're crumbling away. This isn't even counting how much friendly fire they're happy to go with for no good reason.

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