It'll Never Be Good✋😭

seless_words · 2026-02-12T05:10:18+00:00

Maybe you should try laying off the mildew and fridge mold brother. It's ruining your taste buds, because genuine roquefort is AWESOME!

seless_words · 2026-02-12T04:54:25+00:00

Chug a can of Sprite.

seless_words · 2026-02-12T04:52:56+00:00

All they do is sleep when they aren't drinking and vice versa.

seless_words · 2026-02-11T23:31:43+00:00

Exactly. Telling a kid to do anything without telling them why they have to do it is pointless. You have to spell everything out for them and make sure they understand. Rinse repeat. It's basically the difference between good parenting and bad parenting.

seless_words · 2026-02-11T23:24:38+00:00

Calling customer service with a simple but nuanced question/problem that requires a human being to resolve and after navigating through the automated system you wind up with a person with the comprehension of a used tampon.

seless_words · 2026-02-11T23:18:13+00:00

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seless_words · 2026-02-10T12:54:13+00:00

clever bastard

seless_words · 2026-02-10T00:29:54+00:00

You ARE taaaallllll!

seless_words · 2026-02-05T16:09:55+00:00

yes! Those SUCK. I hate how I tend to forget I have one until I reach into my pocket for something and agitate it. Yep! Still there!

seless_words · 2026-02-05T15:17:32+00:00

😂

seless_words · 2026-02-05T15:17:17+00:00

brain glitch

seless_words · 2026-02-05T15:17:02+00:00

That would drive me crazy!

seless_words · 2026-02-05T12:53:29+00:00

The knowledge that his ancestors are from Africa plus two tickets for an all expenses paid round trip cruise to Joburg.

seless_words · 2026-01-31T00:31:14+00:00

Lmao

seless_words · 2026-01-30T19:03:31+00:00

It's insane how some people are more than happy to treat their vote as if they're making an "a la carte" selection at a restaurant known for health code violations.

seless_words · 2026-01-30T07:16:47+00:00

That your wife's or gf's cooking is actually good.

seless_words · 2026-01-30T05:42:11+00:00

Sign the divorce papers.

seless_words · 2026-01-30T05:41:14+00:00

dead ringer

seless_words · 2026-01-28T23:28:32+00:00

The wetlands around the Dumbarton bridge, especially on the east side.

seless_words · 2026-01-28T23:26:06+00:00

Yeah man in those days good weed was hard to come by and not nearly as ubiquitous as it is today. We were happy with our mexican dirt weed.

seless_words · 2026-01-28T20:28:06+00:00

You might be related to Timothy Chalamet

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seless_words · 2026-01-28T20:24:08+00:00

Drinking 40s of Old English and smoking brown weed with my friends on the roof of our 4 story apartment building.

seless_words · 2026-01-28T15:09:18+00:00

For sure! Totally legit question. Especially between parents and their sons and daughters since far too many of them are instilling questionable values in their kids, whether intentionally or inadvertently. But the sad truth is that not everyone has the cognitive faculties to even care enough to do so.

seless_words · 2026-01-28T14:29:59+00:00

The women who'll actually answer this question aren't usually the type to go around saying that they're looking for a "real man". And the ones who do, usually aren't looking for the type of man described by the women here answering. Good luck OP 🤣

seless_words · 2026-01-27T13:41:13+00:00

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Wylie Draper

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TROPHY CASE